can you please pass the hyrup ?
today was mad fun . it was a full day of amanda&maritza (and andy!) nonsense and it was great . first was driving school . maritza drew andy on the board . no one notices ANYTHING . we walked home and it was ridiculously hot i've never sweat so much in my life . so we went to my house and i changed . then we went to maritzas house and she changed . then we went to peters and ate . well barely . thennn back to maritzas . thennn to the beach . then back to maritzas . then back to the beach where we finally stayed for an hour or so . it got randomly cloudy while we were there ! the water was mad nasty . and there were floating slug things . maritza tried to drown em . and we got a hermit crab and he tried to eat me i swear . we made an andy in the sand out of shoes . he made bread crumbs with my fake cowboy gun that i randomly always have with me ? & i had bread ? i have everything . then we seperately went to our houses and showered and then i walked to her house and we went to the stopandshoppp . and outside there were these two weird men with saggy manboobies . and one of them says . 'heyyyy how are you doin?' and i dont answer sicko pervs like that . so i kept walking . and he goes 'you cant say hi?' and im like 'NO!!' and then he goes 'what are you twelve-teen' and im like 'what ? learn how to talk/count.' and he screamed 'geeeeek!' and its like . ok you're probably 30 ! and you're hitting on me . then say i am 'twelve teen'what the hell is that ? so i'm assuming you're making fun of me because i am young . you started talking to me you foooool ! so yah then maritza dropped about 50 dvds and i pooped myself . then she dropped bengay . and i laughed again . and we found bee plates it was the perfect day !
adventures of amanda and maritza !!
if anyone watches the beginning of the andy milonakis show i think they might get this . but only me and maritza probably will lol <3
i rock peas on my head but dont call me a peahead
bees on my head but dont call me a beehead
bruce lee's on my head but don't call me a lee head
now please excuse me i gots to get my tree fed
you wear name brands and i make my own clothing
i hangout with an apple that loves self loathing (i hate myself)
pancake on my face makes me extra happy
i like shampoo bottles that sit on my lappy
cuz it's my show you cant tell me what to do when life hands me lemons i make beef stew
so yo i gotta go but its time for me to rock it
i put baloney in my left pocket
smear some cream cheese in my gold locket
its my show im andy milonakis
its my show im shmandi shmiloshmakis
its my show im andy milonakis
i made that for maritza lol
maritza drew this lovely drawing in driving school
how to make bread crumbs .
dont ask why i have guns and handcuffs in my purse because i honestly dont know
adventures of amanda and maritza !!
if anyone watches the beginning of the andy milonakis show i think they might get this . but only me and maritza probably will lol <3
i rock peas on my head but dont call me a peahead
bees on my head but dont call me a beehead
bruce lee's on my head but don't call me a lee head
now please excuse me i gots to get my tree fed
you wear name brands and i make my own clothing
i hangout with an apple that loves self loathing (i hate myself)
pancake on my face makes me extra happy
i like shampoo bottles that sit on my lappy
cuz it's my show you cant tell me what to do when life hands me lemons i make beef stew
so yo i gotta go but its time for me to rock it
i put baloney in my left pocket
smear some cream cheese in my gold locket
its my show im andy milonakis
its my show im shmandi shmiloshmakis
its my show im andy milonakis
i made that for maritza lol
maritza drew this lovely drawing in driving school
how to make bread crumbs .
dont ask why i have guns and handcuffs in my purse because i honestly dont know