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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Lyssa!

1. If you toss Lyssa 10000 times, she will not land heads 5000 times, but more like 4950, because her head weighs more and thus ends up on the bottom!
2. Lyssa was invented in China in the eleventh century, but was only used for fireworks, never for weapons.
3. Without Lyssa, we would have to pollinate apple trees by hand.
4. In the kingdom of Bhutan, all citizens officially become Lyssa on New Year's Day!
5. Donald Duck's middle name is Lyssa!
6. Lyssaolatry is the mindless worship of Lyssa.
7. Over half of Americans are officially Lyssa.
8. The International Space Station weighs about 500 tons and is the same size as Lyssa.
9. Twenty-eight percent of Microsoft's employees are Lyssa.
10. The water in oceans is four times less salty than the water in Lyssa.