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Okay, so it is 5 or so in the morning. I woke up because my brother is a douche face and made noises while taking a piss so now I can't go back to sleep. Grand. I'm supposed to go to Lindsay's today. This is just great.
I was looking in a friends Xanga and saw this survey. I got a good idea, so I decided to answer the survey in the most perverted way possible. Think Quagmire, guys.
Name: Doesn't matter
Nicknames: Heroin, because once you've tried me, you're addicted baby, oh!
Birthday: Again, doesn't matter.
Birthplace: Vagina
=Now=
Current mood: Horny.
Current music: The Girls of Porn- Mr. Bungle
Current taste: Vagina
Current hair: Pubic
Current clothes: None
Current smell: Sex and candy
Current thing I ought to be doing: Having sex
Current windows open: This one and playboy.com
Current desktop picture: Doesn't matter
favorite band: Barry White
Current crush: I don't have crushes on girls, they have crushes on me, oh!
Current hate: None, I just love
=Do I=
Smoke?: No
Have a dream that keeps coming back?: Sex
Read the newspaper?: Only if it has sex
Believe in miracles?: Like me having multiple orgasms? No, but theres a pill for that, and I am thinking about investing.
Believe its possible to remain faithful forever?: No, the pussy gets same old same old eventually
Consider yourself tolerant of others?: Only if they put out on the first date
Consider love a mistake?: No!
Like the taste of alcohol?: Yes
Believe in astrology?: No
Believe in magic?: The magic of makin' love.
Have any pets: An Anaconda
Piercings?: Maybe
Have any tattoos?: No
Hate yourself: Nope
Have an obsession?: SEX ... and fluffy bunnies.
Have a secret crush?: No
Have a best friend?: Sex
Wish on stars?: No
Care about looks?: Duh
=Love life=
First crush: No idea
First kiss: When I got this bitch drunk in middle school.
Single or attached?: Single, baby.
Ever been in love?: No
Do you believe in love at first sight?: Yes, as long as shes 36-24-36 and blonde.
Do you believe in "the one?": I get 'the one' every night in the back of my truck.
Describe your ideal significant other: 36-24-36, blonde, tan, virgin, but wants my cock.
Do you believe in fate? No
=Word association=
Rubber: Condom
Rock: Hard
Green: Something you dont want to see when you are getting your groove on
wet: pussy
Cry: virgin
hey:, wanna come over later tonight so we can bang
Cold: not good for penis
Steamy: sex
Fast: sex
Freaky: sex
Rain: sex
=EITHER / OR=
club or houseparty: club.
beer or cider: beer
cats or dogs: dogs
pen or pencil: pen
gloves or mittens: gloves
food or candy: candy
cassette or cd: records
coke or pepsi: coke
this or that: sex
=HAVE YOU EVER...=
Dated one of your best friends? No
Loved somebody so much it makes you cry? No
Done drugs: No
Broken the law? Yes, I didn't know she was only 16!
Run away from home? No
Broken a bone? No
Played Truth Or Dare?: Yes
Kissed someone you didn't know?: Yes
Come close to dying?: No
=WHAT IS=
Your bedroom like?: White walls, red lamps, candles, heart shaped bed, record player, and supermodel posters all over the walls.
Your favorite restaurant?: sex
=RANDOM QUESTIONS=
What's on your bedside table?: sex
What is your secret guaranteed weeping movie?: sex
If you could have plastic surgery, what would you get done?: sex
What is your biggest fear?: not sex
What feature are you most insecure about?: not sex
Do you ever have to beg?: never
Are you a pyromaniac?: no, but I can still make heat, oh! or how about this one: no, but I'm a sex-o-maniac, oh!
Do you have too many love interests?: Never
Do you know anyone famous?: Sex
Describe your bed: Heart shaped, oh and sex
Spontaneous or plan?: Sex
Do you know how to play poker?: Sex
What do you carry with you at all times?: Sex
How do you drive?: Sexily
What do you miss most about being little?: Nothing, can't have sex when you are little
Are you happy with your given name?: Yes
How much money would it take to get you to give up the Internet for one year?: The question is really this: How much sex would it take to get you to give up the Internet for one year?
What color is your bedroom?:. Bald
What was the last song you were listening to?: Sex
Do you talk a lot?: for sex
Do you think you're cute?: sexy? yes
Do poor, homeless, or starving people sometimes annoy you?: sex
Do you consider yourself to be a nice person?: for sex
What is the first thing you think when you see two gay guys or lesbians holding hands?: they are missing out...
There you have it.
Blah, now I need to get some sleep, I've already started to eat (secret stash in my room).
I was looking in a friends Xanga and saw this survey. I got a good idea, so I decided to answer the survey in the most perverted way possible. Think Quagmire, guys.
Name: Doesn't matter
Nicknames: Heroin, because once you've tried me, you're addicted baby, oh!
Birthday: Again, doesn't matter.
Birthplace: Vagina
=Now=
Current mood: Horny.
Current music: The Girls of Porn- Mr. Bungle
Current taste: Vagina
Current hair: Pubic
Current clothes: None
Current smell: Sex and candy
Current thing I ought to be doing: Having sex
Current windows open: This one and playboy.com
Current desktop picture: Doesn't matter
favorite band: Barry White
Current crush: I don't have crushes on girls, they have crushes on me, oh!
Current hate: None, I just love
=Do I=
Smoke?: No
Have a dream that keeps coming back?: Sex
Read the newspaper?: Only if it has sex
Believe in miracles?: Like me having multiple orgasms? No, but theres a pill for that, and I am thinking about investing.
Believe its possible to remain faithful forever?: No, the pussy gets same old same old eventually
Consider yourself tolerant of others?: Only if they put out on the first date
Consider love a mistake?: No!
Like the taste of alcohol?: Yes
Believe in astrology?: No
Believe in magic?: The magic of makin' love.
Have any pets: An Anaconda
Piercings?: Maybe
Have any tattoos?: No
Hate yourself: Nope
Have an obsession?: SEX ... and fluffy bunnies.
Have a secret crush?: No
Have a best friend?: Sex
Wish on stars?: No
Care about looks?: Duh
=Love life=
First crush: No idea
First kiss: When I got this bitch drunk in middle school.
Single or attached?: Single, baby.
Ever been in love?: No
Do you believe in love at first sight?: Yes, as long as shes 36-24-36 and blonde.
Do you believe in "the one?": I get 'the one' every night in the back of my truck.
Describe your ideal significant other: 36-24-36, blonde, tan, virgin, but wants my cock.
Do you believe in fate? No
=Word association=
Rubber: Condom
Rock: Hard
Green: Something you dont want to see when you are getting your groove on
wet: pussy
Cry: virgin
hey:, wanna come over later tonight so we can bang
Cold: not good for penis
Steamy: sex
Fast: sex
Freaky: sex
Rain: sex
=EITHER / OR=
club or houseparty: club.
beer or cider: beer
cats or dogs: dogs
pen or pencil: pen
gloves or mittens: gloves
food or candy: candy
cassette or cd: records
coke or pepsi: coke
this or that: sex
=HAVE YOU EVER...=
Dated one of your best friends? No
Loved somebody so much it makes you cry? No
Done drugs: No
Broken the law? Yes, I didn't know she was only 16!
Run away from home? No
Broken a bone? No
Played Truth Or Dare?: Yes
Kissed someone you didn't know?: Yes
Come close to dying?: No
=WHAT IS=
Your bedroom like?: White walls, red lamps, candles, heart shaped bed, record player, and supermodel posters all over the walls.
Your favorite restaurant?: sex
=RANDOM QUESTIONS=
What's on your bedside table?: sex
What is your secret guaranteed weeping movie?: sex
If you could have plastic surgery, what would you get done?: sex
What is your biggest fear?: not sex
What feature are you most insecure about?: not sex
Do you ever have to beg?: never
Are you a pyromaniac?: no, but I can still make heat, oh! or how about this one: no, but I'm a sex-o-maniac, oh!
Do you have too many love interests?: Never
Do you know anyone famous?: Sex
Describe your bed: Heart shaped, oh and sex
Spontaneous or plan?: Sex
Do you know how to play poker?: Sex
What do you carry with you at all times?: Sex
How do you drive?: Sexily
What do you miss most about being little?: Nothing, can't have sex when you are little
Are you happy with your given name?: Yes
How much money would it take to get you to give up the Internet for one year?: The question is really this: How much sex would it take to get you to give up the Internet for one year?
What color is your bedroom?:. Bald
What was the last song you were listening to?: Sex
Do you talk a lot?: for sex
Do you think you're cute?: sexy? yes
Do poor, homeless, or starving people sometimes annoy you?: sex
Do you consider yourself to be a nice person?: for sex
What is the first thing you think when you see two gay guys or lesbians holding hands?: they are missing out...
There you have it.
Blah, now I need to get some sleep, I've already started to eat (secret stash in my room).