And he returns
Hm... this all seems so much better than that Xanga shit. I love the customization on that thing, but it is truly retarded at times. I think a bunch of cucumbers run the Xanga headquarters... Anyways, now that I'm back on Livejournal, I've got many things to write about. I'm sure you are all giddy with glee, you fucking losers.
Here's a nice topic of discussion... The Day After Tomorrow. I know I'm a little late on this one, and half the jokes have already been made about it on various talkshows and websites, but maybe I can make up the other half... or at least another fourth...
Where can I start. The acting was pretty low, the dad seemed to be a bit distant for a main character, the kid was a pansy, the mom's story had no purpose. I mean, what the fuck? She is taking care of some unisex balding cancer child, and they don't even get hit. I swear this was just a soap opera on speed. The dad is the one that finds out about the storm, and that the world is re-entering the Ice Age due to global warming. Hmmm... Though I don't deny the fact that may be the cause of the Ice Age, it doesn't seem probably that it would happen in two weeks time. The only part I enjoyed was Los Angeles getting it's shit ruined by a bunch of tornadoes.
Okay I think I need something else to write about in this post... to compensate for my absence...
Hmm...
Alright, I have one. You know how I make lists of things I hate? Well I'm in a 'happy' mood, as I saw my girlfriend today, so I will make a list of things I actually like.
-Killing things.
-Killing things with shovels.
-Playing video games.
-Listening to heavy metal.
-Breaking stuff while I listen to heavy metal.
-Reading Maddox's articles.
-Cartoon animals being obliterated in different ways (Happy Tree Friends).
-Beating up emo kids.
-Making fun of emo kids.
-Making fun of emo kids that get bad haircuts and think they like ska... even though they don't know a thing about ska.
-Southpark.
-Fredryk Phox's videos. That man is a genius.
-Homestar Runner... well, more like Strong Bad, because that man is also a genius.
-Fight Club.
-City of Heroes (I know that goes under 'playing video games'... but this game is exceptional.)
-Dissolving the lining of my stomach away and destroying my kidneys with sodas. Mmm... sodas.
-Family Guy.
-Albinoblacksheep.com. It is indeed better than Ebaumsworld, because Ebaum has to steal his shit from ABS.
-And, of course, being with my girlfriend.
Bah, I got pansy there... hmm...
I'll write a short story then. Wow, you guys are lucky, you get a review, a list, and a short story in one friggin post . I'm too nice to you guys.
Once upon a fuckin' time, the whole world was in peril, and it was a beautiful thing. All of the villians from every story ever known joined forces, and rose to power. That would be the logical thing to do, of course... I don't see why the villians don't as it is, if they really do possess more power than the heroes. If they just joined forces, then they could use their combined power to exterminate the less powerful heroes... I mean, if the heroes do it, why can't the villians? Theres a Superfriends, why not a Superfiends? There was that band of bad guys in Superfriends... but they were all pansy villians, I'm talking about the actual villians . The ones that truly kick ass. Like Dr. Robotnik, I know hes just a Sega villian, but he is still cool. And The Penguin? I know hes fucked up, but he has a lot of influential power for a mutant. Magneto? He rapes. Venom? He might fight crime as well as Spiderman, but if he would just switch to evil, he would own. Then theres me... I would make the ultimate supervillian... Okay forget the story, I'll explain what I'd be like as a supervillian (which I know I've done before, but fuck you, I'm doing it again.) So this is how it would start... As a child, I would begin to realize I can manipulate fire. So I would start catching people on fire, and torment them (it wouldn't be the other way around... whats with all these movies that the 'freak' with the supernatural powers gets tormented. I would blast their asses to hades if they talked shit to me.) So as I matured in my power, I would also mature in my evil, catching whole cities on fire. Then I would gain the powers of flight and invincibility after having sex with Superwoman (superpowers are like STDs.) My costume would be just like a pirate and a wizard. I would have a ragged robe, a pirate hat, and a patch. I would also have long hair, and glowing eyes. And of course, the power to give amazing sex (lucky you, Lindsay... Superwoman meant nothing to me, I promise.) My superhero name would be Captain Shut-yo-mouf-befo-I-melt-it-shut. Or just Captain Pyro. But alas, there would be a protagonist superbeing... the Amaizinngly Wonderful Awesomedude. He would look like Superman but with different colors and he couldn't fly. So basically, he would be a lame superhero to depend on. Too bad for the human race. Bow down to your ruler!
Okay, so far I'm a king, a vampire, and a supervillian, and all three are bent on ruling the world.
Man I'm awesome.
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Edit: After writing this... I saw the previous post, and I realized I practically described him. Except I'm sexier, so fuck Hades, I'm gonna be Captian Shut-yo-mouf-befo-I-melt-it-shut, represent.
Here's a nice topic of discussion... The Day After Tomorrow. I know I'm a little late on this one, and half the jokes have already been made about it on various talkshows and websites, but maybe I can make up the other half... or at least another fourth...
Where can I start. The acting was pretty low, the dad seemed to be a bit distant for a main character, the kid was a pansy, the mom's story had no purpose. I mean, what the fuck? She is taking care of some unisex balding cancer child, and they don't even get hit. I swear this was just a soap opera on speed. The dad is the one that finds out about the storm, and that the world is re-entering the Ice Age due to global warming. Hmmm... Though I don't deny the fact that may be the cause of the Ice Age, it doesn't seem probably that it would happen in two weeks time. The only part I enjoyed was Los Angeles getting it's shit ruined by a bunch of tornadoes.
Okay I think I need something else to write about in this post... to compensate for my absence...
Hmm...
Alright, I have one. You know how I make lists of things I hate? Well I'm in a 'happy' mood, as I saw my girlfriend today, so I will make a list of things I actually like.
-Killing things.
-Killing things with shovels.
-Playing video games.
-Listening to heavy metal.
-Breaking stuff while I listen to heavy metal.
-Reading Maddox's articles.
-Cartoon animals being obliterated in different ways (Happy Tree Friends).
-Beating up emo kids.
-Making fun of emo kids.
-Making fun of emo kids that get bad haircuts and think they like ska... even though they don't know a thing about ska.
-Southpark.
-Fredryk Phox's videos. That man is a genius.
-Homestar Runner... well, more like Strong Bad, because that man is also a genius.
-Fight Club.
-City of Heroes (I know that goes under 'playing video games'... but this game is exceptional.)
-Dissolving the lining of my stomach away and destroying my kidneys with sodas. Mmm... sodas.
-Family Guy.
-Albinoblacksheep.com. It is indeed better than Ebaumsworld, because Ebaum has to steal his shit from ABS.
-And, of course, being with my girlfriend.
Bah, I got pansy there... hmm...
I'll write a short story then. Wow, you guys are lucky, you get a review, a list, and a short story in one friggin post . I'm too nice to you guys.
Once upon a fuckin' time, the whole world was in peril, and it was a beautiful thing. All of the villians from every story ever known joined forces, and rose to power. That would be the logical thing to do, of course... I don't see why the villians don't as it is, if they really do possess more power than the heroes. If they just joined forces, then they could use their combined power to exterminate the less powerful heroes... I mean, if the heroes do it, why can't the villians? Theres a Superfriends, why not a Superfiends? There was that band of bad guys in Superfriends... but they were all pansy villians, I'm talking about the actual villians . The ones that truly kick ass. Like Dr. Robotnik, I know hes just a Sega villian, but he is still cool. And The Penguin? I know hes fucked up, but he has a lot of influential power for a mutant. Magneto? He rapes. Venom? He might fight crime as well as Spiderman, but if he would just switch to evil, he would own. Then theres me... I would make the ultimate supervillian... Okay forget the story, I'll explain what I'd be like as a supervillian (which I know I've done before, but fuck you, I'm doing it again.) So this is how it would start... As a child, I would begin to realize I can manipulate fire. So I would start catching people on fire, and torment them (it wouldn't be the other way around... whats with all these movies that the 'freak' with the supernatural powers gets tormented. I would blast their asses to hades if they talked shit to me.) So as I matured in my power, I would also mature in my evil, catching whole cities on fire. Then I would gain the powers of flight and invincibility after having sex with Superwoman (superpowers are like STDs.) My costume would be just like a pirate and a wizard. I would have a ragged robe, a pirate hat, and a patch. I would also have long hair, and glowing eyes. And of course, the power to give amazing sex (lucky you, Lindsay... Superwoman meant nothing to me, I promise.) My superhero name would be Captain Shut-yo-mouf-befo-I-melt-it-shut. Or just Captain Pyro. But alas, there would be a protagonist superbeing... the Amaizinngly Wonderful Awesomedude. He would look like Superman but with different colors and he couldn't fly. So basically, he would be a lame superhero to depend on. Too bad for the human race. Bow down to your ruler!
Okay, so far I'm a king, a vampire, and a supervillian, and all three are bent on ruling the world.
Man I'm awesome.
-
Edit: After writing this... I saw the previous post, and I realized I practically described him. Except I'm sexier, so fuck Hades, I'm gonna be Captian Shut-yo-mouf-befo-I-melt-it-shut, represent.