Long live the D (thats me :P)
Today was Reading TAKS
The easiest of the 3.
They made the stories way more interesting this time around...
I actually... enjoyed them.
But that doesnt mean I LIKE the TAKS tests... but I still wont get into that until they are over (which is tomorrow).
Today I shall address another thing I dislike about the educational system. Well, it relates to it. Todays topic: Powerhungry Motherfucking Teachers... or PMTs. PMTs are the bitches that hand out detentions left and right, without giving it a second thought. Or they yell and scream because they 'can'. And then they have the nerve to tell you, 'dont eat in my class' as they stuff their fucking faces with a small seasoned curly or a junior western bacon chee. (There Kyle, are you happy? I ruined my whole post because you bitched about the food names being wrong. I hope you are happy, you selfish cock.) So you ask them, 'how come you are allowed to eat in your class if I cant?' and you know what they say? They say, 'because I have a degree in education.'
Wow...
I would have never fucking guessed that one.
You actually have a degree? In education? Honestly?
Oh you do? No wonder you've been TEACHING me all this time, it all makes sense now.
See that really is fucking stupid. They arent worried about you screwing up their carpet, or getting it on the desk or chair. They are just abusing their priveleges as a teacher. They feel like they have a much superior role than you. Which is somewhat true, but shouldnt they set an example, instead of act like a total school nazi? I swear, I wanna slap a fool...
So then the detention part. At our school, we have this substitute who is completely cool with us. We can cuss, make rude gestures, say suggestive things, pretty much anything around him. So I was walking with the nazi mentioned above in the hall, and a couple of friends, and I see our cool substitute. So I walk up, and I'm like, 'Yo, faggot.' You know, in a joking way. Well, the nazi inflicted with obesity practically rolls towards me and gets all uber bitchy about it. She goes, 'What did you just call him? Oh my goodness I'm going to shit my pants now about it! That was totally uncalled for. I'm a complete bitch, so I'm giving you a detention!'
Okay, well, maybe if I said it to HER then it would matter. But did I? No. And the sub doesnt care. So its none of her fucking business. So I got a detention for it. Another that I wont serve.
So later on, I'm doing my work in her class. And Alyssa walks up behind me, while I'm on the computer, and is playing with my hair or something, which was cool. So I reached back to slap her, and I hit her boob. The Nazi sees this, and flips out. She goes, 'If I ever see you touch her like that again, I'm going to give you a detention.' Ooh... what a surprise...
No, really, the surprise was this:
Alyssa sits down, and the Nazi says, 'Dont let guys disrespect you like that.' And Alyssa was like, 'He was just kidding... we are friends.'
So basically, Mrs. Nazi gave her a 3 hour detention for that. How mother fucking insane is that? A 3 hour for something that I did that was an accident in the first place.
Wow... This world is going straight down the shitter.
We need a total reformation. Something big needs to happen. Like a big ass riot or something. That'd rule. Not just because it'd be fun, but maybe people will get it in their heads that they are all dumbasses. Or maybe thats not such a good idea... because half of those dumbasses would be there... fucking it up. Like the emo kids... or the goths... or the skankers or whatever the hell those fags are.
Classification of groups is gay... be your-fucking-self. Screw being in a 'group'. Just... do whatever.
So many issues to address... so little time...
There will be more from the D-man later.
Peace.
-Ian D Carnes. :P
The easiest of the 3.
They made the stories way more interesting this time around...
I actually... enjoyed them.
But that doesnt mean I LIKE the TAKS tests... but I still wont get into that until they are over (which is tomorrow).
Today I shall address another thing I dislike about the educational system. Well, it relates to it. Todays topic: Powerhungry Motherfucking Teachers... or PMTs. PMTs are the bitches that hand out detentions left and right, without giving it a second thought. Or they yell and scream because they 'can'. And then they have the nerve to tell you, 'dont eat in my class' as they stuff their fucking faces with a small seasoned curly or a junior western bacon chee. (There Kyle, are you happy? I ruined my whole post because you bitched about the food names being wrong. I hope you are happy, you selfish cock.) So you ask them, 'how come you are allowed to eat in your class if I cant?' and you know what they say? They say, 'because I have a degree in education.'
Wow...
I would have never fucking guessed that one.
You actually have a degree? In education? Honestly?
Oh you do? No wonder you've been TEACHING me all this time, it all makes sense now.
See that really is fucking stupid. They arent worried about you screwing up their carpet, or getting it on the desk or chair. They are just abusing their priveleges as a teacher. They feel like they have a much superior role than you. Which is somewhat true, but shouldnt they set an example, instead of act like a total school nazi? I swear, I wanna slap a fool...
So then the detention part. At our school, we have this substitute who is completely cool with us. We can cuss, make rude gestures, say suggestive things, pretty much anything around him. So I was walking with the nazi mentioned above in the hall, and a couple of friends, and I see our cool substitute. So I walk up, and I'm like, 'Yo, faggot.' You know, in a joking way. Well, the nazi inflicted with obesity practically rolls towards me and gets all uber bitchy about it. She goes, 'What did you just call him? Oh my goodness I'm going to shit my pants now about it! That was totally uncalled for. I'm a complete bitch, so I'm giving you a detention!'
Okay, well, maybe if I said it to HER then it would matter. But did I? No. And the sub doesnt care. So its none of her fucking business. So I got a detention for it. Another that I wont serve.
So later on, I'm doing my work in her class. And Alyssa walks up behind me, while I'm on the computer, and is playing with my hair or something, which was cool. So I reached back to slap her, and I hit her boob. The Nazi sees this, and flips out. She goes, 'If I ever see you touch her like that again, I'm going to give you a detention.' Ooh... what a surprise...
No, really, the surprise was this:
Alyssa sits down, and the Nazi says, 'Dont let guys disrespect you like that.' And Alyssa was like, 'He was just kidding... we are friends.'
So basically, Mrs. Nazi gave her a 3 hour detention for that. How mother fucking insane is that? A 3 hour for something that I did that was an accident in the first place.
Wow... This world is going straight down the shitter.
We need a total reformation. Something big needs to happen. Like a big ass riot or something. That'd rule. Not just because it'd be fun, but maybe people will get it in their heads that they are all dumbasses. Or maybe thats not such a good idea... because half of those dumbasses would be there... fucking it up. Like the emo kids... or the goths... or the skankers or whatever the hell those fags are.
Classification of groups is gay... be your-fucking-self. Screw being in a 'group'. Just... do whatever.
So many issues to address... so little time...
There will be more from the D-man later.
Peace.
-Ian D Carnes. :P