Kyle would be Maynard, Chris's dog because he's big and white and chill. See picture below:
If I was a dog, we decided, I'd be the taco bell dog because I'm little and brown and high strung.
See picture below:
It's not only weird that we're talking about what kind of dogs we'd be, but it's weird that we'd be doggies in love looking like that. Haha.
Kyle and I rule. He's all I'll ever need <3