Oh man.

[__soundthealarm]

friend: fuck keri. this is not okay. i am so hungry
me: go get something from his kitchen
friend: im scared and i dont have pants on
me: so put them on?
friend: nah h8 pants lol
me: why are you scared?
friend: his parents are scary
me: ITS 1 AM
friend: THEYRE PROBABLY LURKING SOMEWHERE
me: THTS CREEPY
friend: I KNOW
friend: his dad is half black
friend: and creepy
friend: only not creepy
friend: but im intimidated by everything
me: WHATTTTTTTTT
friend: you didnt know that?
me: HAHAHAHA
me: why isnt **** black??!?
friend: because hes only 1/4th black
friend: you moron
me: oh my god haha
friend: you are retarded hahahaha
me: yeah but **** is like reaaaally pale
friend: no hes not
friend: and you should see what's in his pants.......
me: dude, thats totally why his penis is huge!
friend: I AM WELL AWARE
me: hahahahahaha
friend: when i saw his dad i was like IT ALL SUDDENLY MAKES SENSE
friend: keri i am in love with this man's penis
friend: is that wrong?
me: its just so fucking funny to me
me: that
me: ***** is 1/4 black
me: and that is why his dick is enormous
friend: yes, confirm