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Oct 25, 2005 21:53

so i'm browsing facebook to waste time and i notice Ilse changed her picture.
i decided to take a closer look and started to look at her groups.
iclickedone and noticed a groupie thing that said
"You know you go to Loyola New Orleans when..."
the following is the list & i'm actually sad after reading it.
i've been missing strange things lately and New Orleans is on the list.
i'm going to bold the things i did/miss a lot.

You Know You Go To Loyola New Orleans if...

-You plan your week around the drink specials at the Boot, Quills, and Brunos
-You get through the week knowing on Friday you'll be at happy hour for 5 hours with 200 of your closest friends
-You've drowned on your way to class
-You've seen girls wearing rainboots when its not raining and laughed... only to go out five minutes later and realize that it started pouring
-Everyone you know and their mom wears pink polos. with the popped collar. And they think they're being preppy. Psssh
-You can wear flip flops year round
-But girls wear Ugg's in the "winter" when its 50 degrees outside
-You shop at Campus Connection like its your job
-Even though there are 3,700 ungrads, you feel like you know everyone because you see everyone who actually goes out
-You've crushed on the baseball team
-You start laying out and tanning in February
-You check your mail every day for packages (YAY FOR PINK SLIPS) only to wind up with 87 more fliers in your mailbox about things that dont even concern you
-WalMart of Tchoupitoulas is the off campus hot spot
-You know how to pronounce Tchoupitoulas
-You've met high school kids at the local bars
-You known that they give out the ZPack like candy at the Health Center (oh you're pregnant? ZPACK)
-You stalk the prospective student tours
-You learned that you no longer have to run from the cops, as long as your drink is in a to-go cup
-You've pulled an all-nighter... for Mardi Gras day
-You learned that you dont have to show anything for beads
-You know that the streetcar is for freshman who dont have upperclassmen friends (and yet you love to take it anyway)
-You've gone to class still drunk, wristbands and all (philosophy 101 baby meow)
-You know how freshly showered someone is by how faded the X on their hand is on a Friday or Sunday morning
-You've done a walk of shame down Broadway... in broad daylight... in a costume from a mixer (toga, bikini, check all that apply)
-You cannot complain about being premed because everyone else is too
-You go to PJ's so much that the coffee lady already knows your order
-Your weekend starts Tuesday night
-You've walked by Snake and Jake's... and been scared to go inside and kept walking
-You gained your freshman 15 solely off of Boot pizza
-You program Fresco's and United Cab in your phone (WINGZONE)
-You know theres no such thing as good chinese delivery in the entire New Orleans parish
-You know what a parish is
-You wish the Boot took wolf bucks
-You are interconnected to everyone in your school through hooking up... creepy...
-You tailgate for the basketball games... but never make it to the actual game.
-You have learned to love crawfish (or at least attending crawfish boils)
-You have learned that it is perfectly acceptable to spend a Sunday killing a keg at the fly
-You and all your friends drive nicer cars than any of the faculty
-You've gotten in serious debates over the rules of Kings Cup and the real name for Beer Pong (which is NOT beirut)
-You were a boy and complained about pledging... but you didnt really, because it was just your friends/not a big deal/what scar, thats not a scar
-You can recount your night by looking at your recent call log or your sorority's party pics (i was an INSANE drunk dialer)
-You know at least one of the Party Pics guys... and you or at least 3 people you know have made out with him
-You know at least one of the bouncers at the Boot
-You've hit the booty call button when checking someone in
-You've had F&M's cheese fries and loved every bite
-You drunkenly get in cars with random people to go bar hopping... at least once a week
-You complain when its below 60. or cloudy. or both.
-You see people out who you're facebook friends with but have never spoken too
-You didnt read the orientation book
-Your professor has held class at the bar
-Youve brought beer to class - and offered one to the professor
-You've thrown up... only to go back out and drink some more
-You dont remember the last bar... that you drove to
-You know not to accept drinks from the weird foreign guys unless you want them to stalk you for the rest of your 50 cent night
-You've made out at the Boot
-Do you see a recurring trend of the Boot involving itself in over 50% of your life?
-You dont remember last night but know it was amazing
-Two words: RED TIDE
-Ladies night at Friar Tucks is a lifestyle
-$2.50 pitchers at Tucks is a godsend
-Free Crawfish and delicious appletini's at Quill's Happy Hour
-you've written on the bathroom wall of Tucks

sad.
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