(no subject)
1.) When showering, do you start the water and then get in or get in first?
start the water so it gets warm
2.) Do you read the labels on your shampoo bottle?
To make sure its shampoo
3.) Do you moan in the shower like the people on the herbal commercials?
Oh yeah. You FUCKING know it.
4) Have you ever showered with someone of the opposite sex?
No. i have bathed with my nephew when i was like 7
5.) Have you ever been forced to shower with one of your siblings?
no. with one of my friends though and it was a bath and i was like 3
6.) Have you ever brushed your teeth in the shower?
No but brittany has recommended it. and called it a "real time saver"
7.) Have you ever dropped your soap on your foot?
No.
8.) How old do you looK?
like 14-15
9.) How old do you act?
-Uhm i don't know.
10.) What's the last song you sang?
Rilo Kiley - With Arms Outstretched.
11.) Have you recently become a member of anything?
The Womb
12.) What are your plans for the weekend?
Doing people and killing this midget whore
13.) Do you kiss with your eyes opened or closed?
It depends.
14.) Have you ever ridden a mechanical bull?
do vibrators count
jussssssssssssst kidding. that was just so wrong.
15.) Do you ever intentionally vomit after eating?
Oh fuck yeah. I gotta keep this FUCKING SEXY FIGURE.
16.) If you were working on a pirate ship, what would you most likely be doing?
women
17.) Have you ever called anyone a slut?
Yeah, this midget slut
18) Have you ever been called a slut?
yes
19.) Have you ever smuggled something into America?
YES. about 109876 mex'cans
20). Does playing the guitar make a girl/guy more attractive?
Oh yeah.
21). Do you live in a city with a good sports team?
WHITE SOX HELL YEAH
22). Have you ever finished off the popcorn?
i cant eat popcorn
23). How many people do you think would come to your funeral?
Sam would go to my funeral.
And maybe a few martyrs looking for attention.
And maybe a photographer.
Also a fucking mob with torches.
24). How many of them would come just to make sure you're dead?
about 38579635793487671203
26.) Have you ever sent an anonymous letter?
yes
27.) Can you fix your own car?
FUCK NO. thats what cops are for
28.) Have you ever turned someone down for a date?
No..
29.) Are you smarter than your friends?
Sometimes. Not sam. Or Meg. Or Andrea. Or Joe.
30.) Have you ever stolen anything from your friends?
Yeah like a scarf. and an flcl shirt
31.) Have you ever been to jail?
yeah but it was filled with boxes. it was an old jail.
32.) Should you have?
yeah
32.) Do you like the taste of beer?
no.
34.) Have you ever died or killed someone in a dream?
Once I got locked in a trunk.
35.) Have you ever given to charity?
Yeah
36. Would you kill a dog for 1000 dollars?
what kind of dog? is it injured?
37.) Do you sometimes get depressed?
Oh yeah who doesn't?
38.) Do you like parents?
Not in general. Just Sam's, Meg's, and Mine. Vince's are cool too. Johnee's are....interesante.
39.)Do you have any plans for the future?
Living sounds about good.
Two Names You Go by Other than your first name?
Jessi Punkrock
slutsack (Joe)
Two of Your Everyday Essentials?
inter net
telephone
Two Things You Are Wearing Right Now
nothing.
hahahhaha actually an FLCL shirt
and pink and yellow undapantz
Two Things You Want in a Relationship
I'd just like a relationship in which the person I am dating is not an asshole.
Two Truths
I break the law regularly. And then ask Cops for help.
Also, I'm rather excited about a phone conversation that is happening at my house.
Two of Your Favorite Hobbies
Talking
Biking
(SEX. & EROTICA)
Two Things You Want Really Badly
A job.
A beau (formally).
Two Places You Want to go on Vacation
BONNAROO
SUMMERFEST
Two Things You Want to Do Before You Die?
LIVE.
write a book
Two Things You Are Thinking About Now?
boy
music and what should i be thinking about
Two people I haven't talked to in a while?
sean
sarah
Two favorite animals?
-kitties and peni
Two Reasons youre doing this survey
because im bored
because sam is on the phone with johnee
start the water so it gets warm
2.) Do you read the labels on your shampoo bottle?
To make sure its shampoo
3.) Do you moan in the shower like the people on the herbal commercials?
Oh yeah. You FUCKING know it.
4) Have you ever showered with someone of the opposite sex?
No. i have bathed with my nephew when i was like 7
5.) Have you ever been forced to shower with one of your siblings?
no. with one of my friends though and it was a bath and i was like 3
6.) Have you ever brushed your teeth in the shower?
No but brittany has recommended it. and called it a "real time saver"
7.) Have you ever dropped your soap on your foot?
No.
8.) How old do you looK?
like 14-15
9.) How old do you act?
-Uhm i don't know.
10.) What's the last song you sang?
Rilo Kiley - With Arms Outstretched.
11.) Have you recently become a member of anything?
The Womb
12.) What are your plans for the weekend?
Doing people and killing this midget whore
13.) Do you kiss with your eyes opened or closed?
It depends.
14.) Have you ever ridden a mechanical bull?
do vibrators count
jussssssssssssst kidding. that was just so wrong.
15.) Do you ever intentionally vomit after eating?
Oh fuck yeah. I gotta keep this FUCKING SEXY FIGURE.
16.) If you were working on a pirate ship, what would you most likely be doing?
women
17.) Have you ever called anyone a slut?
Yeah, this midget slut
18) Have you ever been called a slut?
yes
19.) Have you ever smuggled something into America?
YES. about 109876 mex'cans
20). Does playing the guitar make a girl/guy more attractive?
Oh yeah.
21). Do you live in a city with a good sports team?
WHITE SOX HELL YEAH
22). Have you ever finished off the popcorn?
i cant eat popcorn
23). How many people do you think would come to your funeral?
Sam would go to my funeral.
And maybe a few martyrs looking for attention.
And maybe a photographer.
Also a fucking mob with torches.
24). How many of them would come just to make sure you're dead?
about 38579635793487671203
26.) Have you ever sent an anonymous letter?
yes
27.) Can you fix your own car?
FUCK NO. thats what cops are for
28.) Have you ever turned someone down for a date?
No..
29.) Are you smarter than your friends?
Sometimes. Not sam. Or Meg. Or Andrea. Or Joe.
30.) Have you ever stolen anything from your friends?
Yeah like a scarf. and an flcl shirt
31.) Have you ever been to jail?
yeah but it was filled with boxes. it was an old jail.
32.) Should you have?
yeah
32.) Do you like the taste of beer?
no.
34.) Have you ever died or killed someone in a dream?
Once I got locked in a trunk.
35.) Have you ever given to charity?
Yeah
36. Would you kill a dog for 1000 dollars?
what kind of dog? is it injured?
37.) Do you sometimes get depressed?
Oh yeah who doesn't?
38.) Do you like parents?
Not in general. Just Sam's, Meg's, and Mine. Vince's are cool too. Johnee's are....interesante.
39.)Do you have any plans for the future?
Living sounds about good.
Two Names You Go by Other than your first name?
Jessi Punkrock
slutsack (Joe)
Two of Your Everyday Essentials?
inter net
telephone
Two Things You Are Wearing Right Now
nothing.
hahahhaha actually an FLCL shirt
and pink and yellow undapantz
Two Things You Want in a Relationship
I'd just like a relationship in which the person I am dating is not an asshole.
Two Truths
I break the law regularly. And then ask Cops for help.
Also, I'm rather excited about a phone conversation that is happening at my house.
Two of Your Favorite Hobbies
Talking
Biking
(SEX. & EROTICA)
Two Things You Want Really Badly
A job.
A beau (formally).
Two Places You Want to go on Vacation
BONNAROO
SUMMERFEST
Two Things You Want to Do Before You Die?
LIVE.
write a book
Two Things You Are Thinking About Now?
boy
music and what should i be thinking about
Two people I haven't talked to in a while?
sean
sarah
Two favorite animals?
-kitties and peni
Two Reasons youre doing this survey
because im bored
because sam is on the phone with johnee