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Democratic National Convention Schedule
2004 DNC Convention Official Program
6:00pm - Opening flag burning ceremony.
6:30pm - Anti-war rally no. 1.
6:40pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
7:00pm - Tribute theme to France.
7:10pm - Collect offerings for al-Zawahri defense fund.
7:25pm - Tribute theme to Spain.
7:45pm - Anti-war rally no. 2. (Moderated by Michael Moore)
8:25pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
8:30pm - Terrorist appeasement workshop.
9:00pm - Gay marriage ceremony.
9:30pm - * Intermission *
10:00pm - Flag burning ceremony no. 2.
10:15pm - Re-enactment of Kerry's fake medal toss.
10:30pm - Cameo by Dean 'Yeeearrrrrrrg!'
10:40pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
10:50pm - Pledge of allegiance to the UN.
11:00pm - Double gay marriage cermony.
11:15PM - Maximizing Welfare workshop.
11:30pm - 'Free Saddam' pep rally.
11:59PM - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
12:00pm - Nomination of democratic candidate
George W. Bush recently asked a speech writer to draft a brief explanation as to why he sometimes stumbles with words. However, W. made it clear he didn’t want any text book definitions; he wanted to explain it in his "own" words. The speech writer came back a few hours later and told him that the next time he is asked about mixing up words, he should just say, "At times I sometimes am prune to the misapplification of words which are humorously errored in usage."
As tensions rise between China and the USA, Beijing accuses Bush of stealing the election and demands all the money they gave to Gore back.
Hillary Clinton is having a difficult time adjusting to the Senate. She rudely interrupted a Senate colleague who was arguing on the floor for an end to the marriage penalty tax. She shouted from her seat, "I know all about the marrriage penalty and it has NOTHING to do with taxes!"
"After spending his first night in the White House, George W. Bush telephoned his fellow Texan H. Ross Perot and told him, "Hey Ross, you were wrong, that giant sucking sound has nothing to do with jobs going to Mexico. It’s the ghost on Monica Lewinsky."
"Clinton’s moving his New York office uptown to Harlem from the Carnegie Towers on tony West 57th street will not only save taxpayers about $650,000 per year, but will also give Bill much more freedom. It will be a lot easier for his lookouts to spot Hillary in Harlem.
2004 DNC Convention Official Program
6:00pm - Opening flag burning ceremony.
6:30pm - Anti-war rally no. 1.
6:40pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
7:00pm - Tribute theme to France.
7:10pm - Collect offerings for al-Zawahri defense fund.
7:25pm - Tribute theme to Spain.
7:45pm - Anti-war rally no. 2. (Moderated by Michael Moore)
8:25pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
8:30pm - Terrorist appeasement workshop.
9:00pm - Gay marriage ceremony.
9:30pm - * Intermission *
10:00pm - Flag burning ceremony no. 2.
10:15pm - Re-enactment of Kerry's fake medal toss.
10:30pm - Cameo by Dean 'Yeeearrrrrrrg!'
10:40pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
10:50pm - Pledge of allegiance to the UN.
11:00pm - Double gay marriage cermony.
11:15PM - Maximizing Welfare workshop.
11:30pm - 'Free Saddam' pep rally.
11:59PM - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
12:00pm - Nomination of democratic candidate
George W. Bush recently asked a speech writer to draft a brief explanation as to why he sometimes stumbles with words. However, W. made it clear he didn’t want any text book definitions; he wanted to explain it in his "own" words. The speech writer came back a few hours later and told him that the next time he is asked about mixing up words, he should just say, "At times I sometimes am prune to the misapplification of words which are humorously errored in usage."
As tensions rise between China and the USA, Beijing accuses Bush of stealing the election and demands all the money they gave to Gore back.
Hillary Clinton is having a difficult time adjusting to the Senate. She rudely interrupted a Senate colleague who was arguing on the floor for an end to the marriage penalty tax. She shouted from her seat, "I know all about the marrriage penalty and it has NOTHING to do with taxes!"
"After spending his first night in the White House, George W. Bush telephoned his fellow Texan H. Ross Perot and told him, "Hey Ross, you were wrong, that giant sucking sound has nothing to do with jobs going to Mexico. It’s the ghost on Monica Lewinsky."
"Clinton’s moving his New York office uptown to Harlem from the Carnegie Towers on tony West 57th street will not only save taxpayers about $650,000 per year, but will also give Bill much more freedom. It will be a lot easier for his lookouts to spot Hillary in Harlem.