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Name:Ellie
Age:15
Birthday:9th of August
Location:Scotland
Sex:Im a girl
Sexual Preference:Bi
Interesting Fact:i have none but the little bubbles in beer foam are called orthotetrachidecahedrons (and I didnt make that up)
Sexxing It Up //
Three Favorite Bands:The ramones, Funeral for a Friend, The distillers
Three Favorite Movies:Ghost ship, Saw, Happy Gilmore
Three Favorite Colors:purple, silver and black
Favorite Shoes:my vans
Favorite Quote & Why:We live to learn just to die and forget it all (cause it makes sense)
Favorite Food:Vegi burgers
Favorite Actor/Actress:Kate Winslet
Getting to the Good Part //
How do you feel about:
Abortion?i dont think that I can answer that cause I dont know how I would feel unless I was pregnant
Sex?alls good, I dont understand why some people think its wrong before marriage, cause there missing out!
Drugs & Alcohol?as long as u dont over do it then I dont see what the problem is
Excessive Jewelry?looks really REALLY stupid, its just asking someone to mug them!
What would you do if:
Someone dropped a pen and waited until you reached to help pick it up, and screamed, "That’s mine!":id steal it and run away, cause it wouldnt be what they were expecting
Your Roommate became a mime:id make them scream!
Someone whacked your toupee off:lol im not answering that!
You saw a snickers candy bar [unwrapped] in the school toilet:i wouldnt take notice of it, any one that does must be really desperate!
Your date repeated every third word they said:Id get really pissed off and tell them to stop, and if they didnt id probably get rid of them!
Answer these:
Why did the chicken cross the road?cause it was trying to find the reason for some one making up this joke
How do you keep an idiot busy for hours and hours?make them write a long answer to this question, then make them write it backwards
What's the dumbest thing you've ever said/done?"when did buffalo grow wings"(i didnt know that buffalo wings were chicken)
What exactly is the fossil farm?no idea, never heard of them
Can you really build a cow?yeah, out of dead ones!
Should Vegetarians eat animal crackers?im a vegi, and I dont like animal crackers, but yeah we can eat them!
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?its a homeless , naked hobo!
When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?no just angry faces drawn with red crayon
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?no it would be a flightless fly!
Tell us something funny/ amuse the shit out of us:i danced to MCHammer on Table in burger king, and got my self banned from all the Glasgow branches, lol that was funny!
Finishing Up //
Did you enjoy this?hehe this has got to be the best app iv ever filled out1
Will you promote our community?yeah sure thing
If yes; promote to one community & direct link it here. www.livejournal.com/users/community/black_roses
The Awkward Silence Afterwards //
Show us four pictures of you. Atleast one of your entire face!
i dont have any more that dont involve me being heavily drunk! so those will have to do!