Aug 11, 2004 21:03
The Answer: a lot
The Question: How much today sucked
This singlehandedly was the most exhausting, tiring, unbearable practice we have ever had. I was hit with two surprises today, one, we lifted weights today, and two, we practiced in shoulder pads (something that wasn't supposed to happen till tomorrow). Now, aside from the fact that today's heat index was 104 degrees, our coaches obviously all had something lodged up their asses about ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ long. They had us...rather the offensive line pushing the sled for thirty minutes.... Now, to put this in perspective for people who havent pushed a sled.... Get a file cabinet, fill it, put it on rough concrete, now PUSH IT. To top it ALL of we conditioned this practice, and because some JV kid wanted to be a jerk-off we had to condition MORE... Yay!
And another thing is my offensive lineman coach, that man has to friggin be bi-polar, he HAS to be. Heres something he would typically say....
"now, the offensive line is the most important part of an offensive, SO YOU NEVER FUCK UP, you make your blocks, take your steps, MAKE YOUR READS, GET DOWN FIELD." Then he'll cock his head left and point towards the sky for some reason and completely calm down and say "but its all mental see?
Besides the bi-polarness he once said something very memorable which i will quote now....
"I love everything that starts with the letter 'F', football, food, females, ffff... and what you do with them"
crazy bastard, well im off, tomorrow better SO rule...