Ho, ho, ho.
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In September I helped wastedme hide a body (-173 points). Last month on a flight to Bangladesh, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). Last Tuesday I pulled rippedoutsoul's hair (-5 points). In August I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Last Friday I helped xtormentmyheart across the street (6 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-288 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
__screamsilent