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Your Deadly Sins

Sloth: 100%

Lust: 60%

Gluttony: 20%

Greed: 20%

Pride: 20%

Envy: 0%

Wrath: 0%

Chance You'll Go to Hell: 31%

You will get bugs, because you're too lazy to shoo them off. And then you'll die.

How Sinful Are You?

Your Amazing Yoda Sex Line


"Ow, ow, OW! On my ear you are!"

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Your Mexican Name Is...



Doña Juana

What's your Mexican Name?

I didn't die with them? *is shocked*

oo baby.