WANGSTUHS N PROUD
So here is Brett Bretterson and Pat Thetic roasting the rap scene:
YO, ALL THE N WORDS IN THE HOUSE!!!!!
The lingo of the rap-ers:
-yo
-foo’
-fo’ sho’
-anything ending with izzle
-a’ight
What I have a problem with is WHY THEY TALK LIKE THIS. Can’t they just speak normally?
for example:
Rap guy: YO YO YO I’MA MAD WANGSTAAHHH, a’ight!
Translation: hey there, i’m a white wannabe! ALRIGHT!
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Rap guy: stay loyal to yo peepz
Translation: stick with your own ethnic group.
Also, these certain rap icons, such as:
-fitty cent
-lil’ john
-p.diddy
-and the dead guys
-and that one white guy
Pat Thetic is annoyed by their music. Lets analyze some lyrics shall we:
(in da' club - 50 cent)
My name is five yen and this is my fiancé, beyoncé, and she is MY fiancé so you better keep your distancé, she is not gonna give you a chancé, now watch our dancé
Departure short one, it is the day of your conception! we are going to celebrate as if it were this day, we are going to rejoice as if it was the day of your conception. we are going to consume mind-altering alcoholic beverages! and I want you to be aware that we really don't care whether or not this is your birthday.
You may obvert me in the penitentiary, I HAVE BEEN SHOT 9 TIMES!, I don't know if you've noticed but I have turrets, look mother, I have ecstasy in my pants! My car has hubcaps, I wish I was as cool as Nelly because then I could sing about my shoe, so come wrap your arms around me if you're into underage sexual intercourse, we prefer that devoid of passion.
Yes, you may observe me in the penitentiary. I HAVE BEEN SHOT 9 TIMES! that is part of my turrets. I want to clarify how many times I've been shot whenever I can, I'm sorry mother have I mentioned the ecstasy in my pants?
Nine times!
My colored friends have apparently heard I had a thing with Dr.dre, some fling, and now they want to make love, but my note to me: I am not about to change given you are colored folk.
I had beef with JA rule and it ain't cool, he's a fool, and he tried to do my dog in his pool.
Apparently I was on television and I got paid for it. The profits from this television show are responsible for my fancy accessories such as my cradle, my automobiles, my pools, my semi precious stones, look colored friend, I have risen, and I am not about to go down because Rosa parks did that for you. 9 times. Although I have been shot 9 times, I do not have a gimpy leg.