I love my gram
Gram: Listen, tomorrow is my last day of being crazy. After the new year, I am going to start acting like a real, old, grandma.
Eli: See, Gram, this website has a program that will let you play crossword puzzles on your computer.
Gram: Too fast! Too fast! I'm not ready to die yet! I don't want to die! There's too much!
Gram: Now, how long do you put [the popcorn] on for?
Sarah: Well, actually, there is a popcorn button and you just press it...
Gram: I want to go home.
Eli: See, Gram, this website has a program that will let you play crossword puzzles on your computer.
Gram: Too fast! Too fast! I'm not ready to die yet! I don't want to die! There's too much!
Gram: Now, how long do you put [the popcorn] on for?
Sarah: Well, actually, there is a popcorn button and you just press it...
Gram: I want to go home.