Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In April I caught a purse-snatcher who stole
tofu4you's purse (30 points). Last week I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). In July I gave
satans_lipgloss a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Last Monday I stole
it_fades_away_'s purse (-30 points). Last Saturday I gave
tresmal a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points).
Overall, I've been nice (64 points). For Christmas I deserve a toy train!
Sincerely,
__rearview_____