i started reeking of pretentiousness when i was in high school
i remember in high school when all my friends and classmates collected pin-up posters of bop or teen beat fame celebrities. like jonathan brandis and what's his name? the casper guy? oh yea, devon sawa.
i collected these instead…
at ako’y naging isang spaghetti
excerpt from the manila comedian
ako’y naglalakad
at ako’y naging spaghetti
umulan ng keso
mula sa langit
at ako’y naging spaghetti
naglabasan ang mga meatballs
ako’y nasadsad sa mudpool ng sauce
at ako’y naging isang spaghetti
kainin mo ako
supsupin mo ako
tinidorin mo ako
ako ang iyong spaghetti
prayer for the stressed
grant me the serenity to accept the things i cannot change
the courage to change the things i cannot accept
and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people i had to kill today
because they really pissed me off.
and also, help me to be careful of the toes i step today as they may be connected to the ass i have to kiss tomorrow.
help me to always give 100% at work...
12% on monday
23% on tuesday
40% on wednesday
20% on thursday
5% on fridays
and help me remember...
when i'm having a really bad day
and it really seems that people are trying to piss me off
that it takes 42 muscles to frown
and only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to shove it up their asses!
poetry in motion
by e.b. anonymous
roses are red
violets are blue
make this fucking ferris wheel stop
or else i’ll puke on you!
if i were a dog
and you were a flower
i’d lift up my leg
and give you a shower
daria
“why didn’t i just stay home where it’s nice and quiet and nothing ever happens?”-daria
“if i’m not back in 10 minutes, don’t send help.”-daria
“i want my whole family to do something together, something that would really make them suffer.”-daria
“i like having low self-esteem. it makes me feel special.”-jane lane
“when you’re popular, all unpopular people look alike anyway.”-daria
“one more time, i am not taking a college prep course. actually, i may just skip college and stay home. it’ll save me the trouble of moving back in later.”-daria
“i’m here. but where are you? sure, i see your body. anybody home in that rotting bag of flesh?”-‘daria’
“we’ve got to maintain constant vigilance against those who manipulate us into actions we’d never take on our own.”-daria
“don’t fashion people squander their lives, loudly worshipping all that is superficial and meaningless, while the planet keeps riding a roller coaster to hell?”-jane lane
“dammit! it’s my turn to say ‘dammit’!”-daria
“i don’t like kids. i didn’t even like kids when i was a kid.”-daria
trent: daria, do you ever feel like maybe you are wasting your life?
daria: only when i’m awake.
calvinisms
“i’m not dumb. i just have a command of thoroughly useless information.”-calvin
“the secret to happiness is short-term, stupid self-interest.”-calvin
“oh greatest of mass media, thank you for elevating emotion, reducing thought, and stifling imagination. thank you for the artificiality of quick solutions and for the insidious of human desires for commercial purposes.”-calvin, to tv
“i can never enjoy sundays, because in the back of my mind, i always know i’ve got to go to school the next day. it’s like trying to enjoy your last meal before the execution.”-calvin
simpsons
“kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. the lesson is, never try.”-homer
“it’s not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child. but somehow i managed to fit in eight hours of tv a day.”-homer
homer’s brain: use reverse psychology.
homer: oh, that sounds too complicated.
homer’s brain: okay, don’t use reverse psychology.
homer: okay, i will!
jessica zafra
“you can’t say exactly what you want because people will call you a bitch, and when you’re being kind, they bitch.”
“you can’t get a life because it could kill you.”
“the world is a crazy place, and you have to be crazy to stay sane.”
some random stuffs…
“wise men write because they have something to write about. fools write because they have to write something.”-plato
“boredom is when there’s nothing going on but you still have the feeling that something must be happening.”-peter weigelt
joey: wouldn’t it be cool if our duck and chick had a baby? we could call it… “chuck”!
chandler: or… “dick”.
“i know you hate being ugly. but someone needs to make others look good.” -chicken, to cow
“life is poor, nasty, brutish, and short.”-thomas hobbes
“being misunderstood is the fate of all geniuses.”-howard stern
“boredom can be very debilitating. it’s as suffocating as being trapped inside a steel box. you can only move your arms a few inches in any direction. you can’t bend your legs. you can’t curl up. you can’t sit up. you want to scream even if you know that it won’t set you free.”-daniel manalo
“a little childhood trauma brings character”-ed, edd, & eddy
“i suspect people of plotting to make me happy.”-seymour, j.d. salinger
“i hate walks in the park, dates, and beach outings. i hate michael bolton, whitney houston and ariel rivera songs. they sing about love… about sacrifice… yet they don’t know what the hell they’re talking about. i hate joy! i hate laughter! i hate life! i… i hate love. and i hate you because you are happy. and i‘m not.”-eric, wasted by gerry alanguilan
“bitching - whether giving it or receiving it - is sometimes fun.”-tanya lara
oi nakabisado ko din yung commercial sa mtv noon tuwing madaling araw…
hey! bored ka na ba? nalulungkot at walang makausap? bakit di nyo angatin ang telepono at tawagan kami. nakahanda kaming makinig at dumamay sa inyo. buksan ninyo ang inyong mga sarili at makipagkaibigan. narito kami at naghihintay. tawag na ngayon din! dapat ikaw ay nasa tamang edad, labing walo pataas. ito’y may angkop na idd rates.
at me english version din yung commercial…
wanna know my secret? i love talking on the phone! i don’t know why! i guess i just like being there for guys who really need to talk things out. maybe you need to talk! right now! for there’s always someone ready and waiting to share live one to one conversation with you anytime, 24 hours a day! now you know my secret! so what’s yours? *ring!!!* call now! (adults only. international rates apply.)
iba na talaga nagagawa ng boredom.
p.s. i’m lurrving the new audibles in ym. especially the "marilyn manson" one. :D
p.s.s. bakit yung kinain kong turon lasang piniritong lumpiang toge?
i collected these instead…
at ako’y naging isang spaghetti
excerpt from the manila comedian
ako’y naglalakad
at ako’y naging spaghetti
umulan ng keso
mula sa langit
at ako’y naging spaghetti
naglabasan ang mga meatballs
ako’y nasadsad sa mudpool ng sauce
at ako’y naging isang spaghetti
kainin mo ako
supsupin mo ako
tinidorin mo ako
ako ang iyong spaghetti
prayer for the stressed
grant me the serenity to accept the things i cannot change
the courage to change the things i cannot accept
and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people i had to kill today
because they really pissed me off.
and also, help me to be careful of the toes i step today as they may be connected to the ass i have to kiss tomorrow.
help me to always give 100% at work...
12% on monday
23% on tuesday
40% on wednesday
20% on thursday
5% on fridays
and help me remember...
when i'm having a really bad day
and it really seems that people are trying to piss me off
that it takes 42 muscles to frown
and only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to shove it up their asses!
poetry in motion
by e.b. anonymous
roses are red
violets are blue
make this fucking ferris wheel stop
or else i’ll puke on you!
if i were a dog
and you were a flower
i’d lift up my leg
and give you a shower
daria
“why didn’t i just stay home where it’s nice and quiet and nothing ever happens?”-daria
“if i’m not back in 10 minutes, don’t send help.”-daria
“i want my whole family to do something together, something that would really make them suffer.”-daria
“i like having low self-esteem. it makes me feel special.”-jane lane
“when you’re popular, all unpopular people look alike anyway.”-daria
“one more time, i am not taking a college prep course. actually, i may just skip college and stay home. it’ll save me the trouble of moving back in later.”-daria
“i’m here. but where are you? sure, i see your body. anybody home in that rotting bag of flesh?”-‘daria’
“we’ve got to maintain constant vigilance against those who manipulate us into actions we’d never take on our own.”-daria
“don’t fashion people squander their lives, loudly worshipping all that is superficial and meaningless, while the planet keeps riding a roller coaster to hell?”-jane lane
“dammit! it’s my turn to say ‘dammit’!”-daria
“i don’t like kids. i didn’t even like kids when i was a kid.”-daria
trent: daria, do you ever feel like maybe you are wasting your life?
daria: only when i’m awake.
calvinisms
“i’m not dumb. i just have a command of thoroughly useless information.”-calvin
“the secret to happiness is short-term, stupid self-interest.”-calvin
“oh greatest of mass media, thank you for elevating emotion, reducing thought, and stifling imagination. thank you for the artificiality of quick solutions and for the insidious of human desires for commercial purposes.”-calvin, to tv
“i can never enjoy sundays, because in the back of my mind, i always know i’ve got to go to school the next day. it’s like trying to enjoy your last meal before the execution.”-calvin
simpsons
“kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. the lesson is, never try.”-homer
“it’s not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child. but somehow i managed to fit in eight hours of tv a day.”-homer
homer’s brain: use reverse psychology.
homer: oh, that sounds too complicated.
homer’s brain: okay, don’t use reverse psychology.
homer: okay, i will!
jessica zafra
“you can’t say exactly what you want because people will call you a bitch, and when you’re being kind, they bitch.”
“you can’t get a life because it could kill you.”
“the world is a crazy place, and you have to be crazy to stay sane.”
some random stuffs…
“wise men write because they have something to write about. fools write because they have to write something.”-plato
“boredom is when there’s nothing going on but you still have the feeling that something must be happening.”-peter weigelt
joey: wouldn’t it be cool if our duck and chick had a baby? we could call it… “chuck”!
chandler: or… “dick”.
“i know you hate being ugly. but someone needs to make others look good.” -chicken, to cow
“life is poor, nasty, brutish, and short.”-thomas hobbes
“being misunderstood is the fate of all geniuses.”-howard stern
“boredom can be very debilitating. it’s as suffocating as being trapped inside a steel box. you can only move your arms a few inches in any direction. you can’t bend your legs. you can’t curl up. you can’t sit up. you want to scream even if you know that it won’t set you free.”-daniel manalo
“a little childhood trauma brings character”-ed, edd, & eddy
“i suspect people of plotting to make me happy.”-seymour, j.d. salinger
“i hate walks in the park, dates, and beach outings. i hate michael bolton, whitney houston and ariel rivera songs. they sing about love… about sacrifice… yet they don’t know what the hell they’re talking about. i hate joy! i hate laughter! i hate life! i… i hate love. and i hate you because you are happy. and i‘m not.”-eric, wasted by gerry alanguilan
“bitching - whether giving it or receiving it - is sometimes fun.”-tanya lara
oi nakabisado ko din yung commercial sa mtv noon tuwing madaling araw…
hey! bored ka na ba? nalulungkot at walang makausap? bakit di nyo angatin ang telepono at tawagan kami. nakahanda kaming makinig at dumamay sa inyo. buksan ninyo ang inyong mga sarili at makipagkaibigan. narito kami at naghihintay. tawag na ngayon din! dapat ikaw ay nasa tamang edad, labing walo pataas. ito’y may angkop na idd rates.
at me english version din yung commercial…
wanna know my secret? i love talking on the phone! i don’t know why! i guess i just like being there for guys who really need to talk things out. maybe you need to talk! right now! for there’s always someone ready and waiting to share live one to one conversation with you anytime, 24 hours a day! now you know my secret! so what’s yours? *ring!!!* call now! (adults only. international rates apply.)
iba na talaga nagagawa ng boredom.
p.s. i’m lurrving the new audibles in ym. especially the "marilyn manson" one. :D
p.s.s. bakit yung kinain kong turon lasang piniritong lumpiang toge?