Ride My Seesaw
Up and down. This vessel is on it's maiden voyage and with no plans amid the sea, all you can notice is the motion of up and down. If I can get that position as captain, maybe I can get this ship to quit sinking and just rise, rise, rise above the water and into the cosmos, because, baby, our destination can only be summed up as:
Alpha Centauri, Here We Come!!
But...
I'm a bad captain, I know.
Pop quiz hotshot! There are two canteloupes that are about to go rotten and you can only take one of them. The first one is in a used gun store called "Crooklyn's," the second in a organ donation center called "Beat My Eye Diabolicals." Crooklyn's canteloupe is larger, more flexible, and come to think of it, it's a honeydew melon (way better!). Beat My Eye's is smaller, with less flexibility, and it's still a canteloupe. Crooklyn's will take 2 weeks to get to the melon treasure and someone could possibly have snagged it by the time you get there, but Beat My Eye's is right there, right now, ready and willing for the taking.
I need melons for survival. Which would you take if you were Seed Spittin' Samson?!
Has anyone heard any good haiku's lately?!
Alpha Centauri, Here We Come!!
But...
I'm a bad captain, I know.
Pop quiz hotshot! There are two canteloupes that are about to go rotten and you can only take one of them. The first one is in a used gun store called "Crooklyn's," the second in a organ donation center called "Beat My Eye Diabolicals." Crooklyn's canteloupe is larger, more flexible, and come to think of it, it's a honeydew melon (way better!). Beat My Eye's is smaller, with less flexibility, and it's still a canteloupe. Crooklyn's will take 2 weeks to get to the melon treasure and someone could possibly have snagged it by the time you get there, but Beat My Eye's is right there, right now, ready and willing for the taking.
I need melons for survival. Which would you take if you were Seed Spittin' Samson?!
Has anyone heard any good haiku's lately?!