More Stupid Shit From Overhearing Conversations

Dec 04, 2006 15:38

I thought random people would say the darndest things.  They do, but not in a good way.  Listen to this shit-bomb!!

Stupid Asshole Girl:  [to pretty boy, James Blunt look alike]    You're a white wankster.

If I had no fear of repurcussions, I would have gotten out my Russian book and whacked her upside the head, and then smacked pretty boy for good measure.

There are two things wrong with what she said, that should be painfully obvious.  (And she was in all seriousness when she said this to pretty boy).

1)  The guy is a fucking James Blunt look alike: sandals, beanie, some facial scruff, pachoolie (sp?), and random hemp ropes.  This guy is not a fucking wankster!!!!!  If you play Dave Matthews covers on your guitar and like to make things out of hemp, you're not a wankster.  Shoot heroin and run with MS13, then you'll be down.

2)  Wankster means "white gangster."  This girl said "white wankster."  She obviously has no idea what the words she spouts means.  If you didn't think wankster was white enough, she had to make sure you knew your color, which is also a tad racist if you think about it.

So we've got stupid whores saying things you thought couldn't be stupider.  And James Blunt, Jr. happily sucked into the graceful linguistic world as afformentioned whore.

Man, I hate people.  
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