For Anna (Brookie Anna), so she'll stop bitching.
Damn, I need to find a way to seperate Anna, Brooklyn Anna, from Girlfriend Anna.
((Yes Anna, I did bend the rules, notice, I didn't break, just bent.))
Ways to kill/freak out/disgust/piss his pants/etc. Kuwabara.
-Make him fight someone bigger than him. Or the same size. Hell, even smaller than him.
-Tell him Yukina is a demon, but don't specify that she is a nice demon.
-Dump a bucket of water on his stupid sword.
-Tell him Yusuke has died and that he is the new leader of the team.
-Tell him that his hair is not possible by the laws of gravity.
-Shave his head.
-Tell him that it's okay, it looks better that way.
-Snap him with a rubber band and laugh when he crys.
-Tell him that even a girl could beat him, wait for Pride to set in, then prove it.
-Ditto with a five-year-old.
-Pretend that you accidently got him stuck in Demon World.
-"Accidently" get him stuck in Demon World.
-Miss you target, shooting him with a spirit gun, right through the heart. Again, accidently.
-Secretly root and place bets on the other team who is facing Kuwabara and if it's a tag team, just stand back and watch.
-Subscribe him to gay porn and catch him jacking off to it.
-Take pictures.
-Send said pictures to Yukina. Although Yukina is fine, it is to good of an oppurtinity to pass up. Sorry, Yukina.
-Tell him Kurama really is a guy.
-Play "We all gotta die someday" whenever he enters the room.
-Or Hello Kitty theme song.
-Place random body parts in his bed.
-Tell him that the PowerPuffs girls aren't real. And they're underage anyway.
-Take away his rap collection.
-Paint his nails pink while he sleeps then laugh at him when he doesn't take it off.
-If he says he can do something, make him do it, because most likely he's lying and trying to impress someone. Shoot him down.
-If he calls Hiei vertically challegned, say that he is challegned in shortness in another subject.
-Convince him that this is all a dream and he will wake up any minute.
-Watch as he pinches himself several times, leaving pink welts.
-Give him scissors and tell him to run really fast. Then sit back and watch.
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-Tell him Hiei has proclaimed his undying love for him. He will die from shock. (Yay!)