Nov 24, 2005 21:20
Nothing says 'Welcome back Seamus' like a castle of insanity.
Well, not only are Ron and Lavender having arguments all over the livejournals, but now Ron's gone and hexed her. Honestly, Ronald! Now she'll go and tell McGonagall and you'll be stuck in a months worth of detentions. Does anyone think around here? Well, obviously Lavender doesn't but--
No. I won't resort to childish insults. Unfortunately I have Parvati telling me how horrible Ron was for doing that to Lavender. Because she's just a sweet, misunderstood girl. Really. Her words, not mine.
*sigh* Well, there's not much I can do. McGonagall will catch up to Ron sooner or later, Harry and Ginny both find it hilarious and the little third years are laughing at Lavender. So apparently she's crying in the bathroom.
Harry's demanding to know if I'll tell McGonagall about their party for Seamus. Well, technically I can't do anything. You're not breaking any rules. But when the word 'strippers' comes into it, then I can do something. Like three weeks of detention something. Don't push me. I've got a distraught Parvati in my ear (She's now asking what I'm going to do about it) and Lavender's screaming abuse at me from in the dorms.
I almost wish they were moping around again. Without the whole deadly illness of course.