a grocery list
female whose uterus i was inside for about 9 months: make a grocery list and we'll go buy food. make sure you put coke, hot chocolate, and cookies.
alexa: makes grocery list okay, i made one.
female: read it.
alexa: coke, hot chocolate, cookies, apple juice--
female: no.
alexa: what?
female: no apple juice.
alexa: what the fuck. okay.. bananas, apples, soy milk, veggie turkey, grapes--
female: i'm not buying any of that shit.
alexa: what the fuck. why not?
female: because it's too expensive. and no one eats it except you.
alexa: uh, well that's because all you buy is ham and milk and cookies and i don't like that shit.
female: it's too fucking expensive.
alexa: whatever. rips up list go to the fucking grocery store by yourself.
hah, i handled that well. my mom's so stupid. seriously, how am i smarter than she? what the fuck went wrong there. i was adopted. i bet. no way am i related to any of them. even amy. even though i've seen the sonagram (?) or whatever it's called from when we were just fetuses and pictures from the hospital when me and amy were both newborns. i don't believe it. it's been PHOTOSHOPPED.
haha. i'm stupid too. this weekend was pointless. this entry is pointless.
and i'm freezing cold.
AOL is so much of a bitch that it wouldn't let me sign on for more than five minutes ALL DAY and ALL LAST NIGHT. fuck this shit.
ick, i totally wish alex would call me because i keep losing his number.
<3alexa
alexa: makes grocery list okay, i made one.
female: read it.
alexa: coke, hot chocolate, cookies, apple juice--
female: no.
alexa: what?
female: no apple juice.
alexa: what the fuck. okay.. bananas, apples, soy milk, veggie turkey, grapes--
female: i'm not buying any of that shit.
alexa: what the fuck. why not?
female: because it's too expensive. and no one eats it except you.
alexa: uh, well that's because all you buy is ham and milk and cookies and i don't like that shit.
female: it's too fucking expensive.
alexa: whatever. rips up list go to the fucking grocery store by yourself.
hah, i handled that well. my mom's so stupid. seriously, how am i smarter than she? what the fuck went wrong there. i was adopted. i bet. no way am i related to any of them. even amy. even though i've seen the sonagram (?) or whatever it's called from when we were just fetuses and pictures from the hospital when me and amy were both newborns. i don't believe it. it's been PHOTOSHOPPED.
haha. i'm stupid too. this weekend was pointless. this entry is pointless.
and i'm freezing cold.
AOL is so much of a bitch that it wouldn't let me sign on for more than five minutes ALL DAY and ALL LAST NIGHT. fuck this shit.
ick, i totally wish alex would call me because i keep losing his number.
<3alexa