purity test has 2000 questions, this is 500. same thing though.
Have you ever:
1. kissed a friend or stranger on their hands or their head/neck region as a friendly gesture? no
2. held hands with someone? yes
3. had a date? y
4. had a date past one a.m.? y
5. dated someone on a regular basis? y
6. picked someone up? n
7. been picked up? y
8. gone steady? y
9. slow danced? y
10. had the symptoms of Russian fingers (rushin' fingers)? uh GAY
11. had the symptoms of Roman hands (roamin' hands)? uh GAY
12. shared a bed, sleeping bag, or sleeping accommodations with someone without anything steamy happening? y
13. given a back or neck rub or massage with no ulterior motive? y
14. used tickling as a pick-up, get-to-know-you-better routine? y
15. directly asked someone whom you were not going out with and had never gone out with if they were a virgin? y
16. used physical strength, physical power, or any physical prowess, or prowesslessness as a factor in a pick-up, get-to-know-you-better routine? n
17. secretly lusted after someone without that person knowing? y
18. dropped subtle hints to someone you liked/loved/wanted, hoping that they would pick up on it? y
19. written anonymous love letters to someone (secret admirer, etc. That is, dropped not-so-subtle hints)? n
Section II: Auto-erotics and mono-sexualism
Have you ever:
20. had an arousing dream (wet dreams and the like)? y
21. been sexually aroused? NO WAY
22. uttered/muttered/yelled/screamed (or in other words verbally expressed) obscenities? y
23. fantasized about your long-term instructor, mentor, or someone who is superior to you (one day skydiving teachers, two hour ski instructors and the like do not count)? n
24. fantasized about your lawyer, doctor, nurse, psychiatrist or someone with whom you are having a professional relationship? n
25. fantasized about someone you knew personally but not closely? y
26. fantasized about anyone and masturbated at the same time? y
27. read or bought pornographic materials? y
28. ever had a subscription to pornographic periodicals? n
29. read sexually explicit literature? y
30. gone skinny dipping alone? n
31. made obscene phone calls? n
32. phoned up any recorded phone sex numbers (e.g. (212)976-2626, (212)976-2727, (212)976-2828, etc. Please note that these are fifty cent calls in addition to toll charges and long distance charges)? 1800FATGIRLS
33. phoned up any live phone sex numbers? n
34. stuffed your bra if you are female, or stuffed your pants if you are male? n
35. shaved your genital pubic hair? y
36. shaved your genital pubic hair on a fairly regular basis? every day!
37. colored or bleached your genital pubic hair? n
38. shaved or shaped your genital pubic hair in a particular design (moons, hearts, diamonds, clovers, horseshoes, etc.)? hahahah no
39. masturbated? yes
40. masturbated at least five times in one twenty-four hour period? maybe 3
41. masturbated on a fairly regular basis of no less than once a fortnight? y
42. masturbated where you could have been discovered (in a crowd, in public, city parks, gym/dorm/barrack showers, movie theatre, etc.)? n
43. masturbated out in the wilds or in nature with no nearby civilization? n
44. masturbated to orgasm? always, what is the point without?
45. masturbated while reading either pornographic or sexually explicit materials? y
46. masturbated while driving a moving land vehicle (car, RV, truck, motorcycle, hearse, etc.)? n
47. masturbated while on the phone (no kinky interpretations of 'on the phone,' this is legit)? y
48. masturbated while in a bathroom of the opposite sex? n
49. masturbated while watching an R or X rated show? y
50. seen any burlesque show (Rocky Horror counts)? Yes
51. been to a peep show? n
52. been to a private showing of a pornographic movie? y
53. seen a pornographic movie in a theatre? n
54. walked around in your room/apartment/house/habitation in the nude (must be a serious walk, five minutes of going around trying to find your undies after a shower doesn't count)? n
55. walked around in public or semi-public area with a top (shirt, t-shirt, etc.) but no bottoms (pants, shorts, etc.) (dorm hallway, lobby areas, etc. are acceptable, however locker rooms, bathrooms and such places where this behavior is acceptable don't count)? n
56. bought blatant sexual objects (this means that if you buy a bottle of Coke and you use it as a dildo, it doesn't count. Think design and function)? y
57. owned any erotic art pieces (like that phallic symbol in the cat woman scene in "A Clockwork Orange")? n
58. written down your own stories or fantasies for masturbatory purposes (your own custom-made Penthouse Forum)? n
59. sculpted erotic/obscene artworks in food (bananas, carrots, apples)? hahah probably
60. eaten any erotic food items (chocolate tits, banana dicks, etc.)? n
61. sculpted erotic/obscene artworks in soap, wood, or any other carveable material that isn't food? n
62. made an R or X rated snowman or snowwoman? n
63. tasted your own orgasmic liquids? ewwwwwwwwww no
64. inserted your finger into your rectum? ewwwwwwwwww x4518902389 no
65. used ben-wa balls or anal beads (ben-wa balls: a pair of small, usually metal balls which are placed in the vagina or anus and are supposed to feel good as they move around. Anal beads: a string of beads inserted into the anus which is supposed to feel good when it is pulled out)? noooo
66. performed oral sex on yourself (yes, this is possible for some males, and even for some females)? haha NO
67. willingly urinated on the garments that you were wearing at the time (in other words: pissed in your pants, wet yourself, had an accident)? no
68. willingly urinated on any part of your body? no
69. willingly defecated on the garments that you were wearing at the time (in other words: shit in your pants, had a serious accident)? NO
70. willingly defecated on yourself? NOO
Section III: Legislative Misfits and Other Ethical Matters
Have you ever:
71. administered a whole Purity Test, or are in the process of administering a whole Purity Test of any version (that's where you are the test administrator in a Purity Test party. See 'Instructions For Use' for more information)? i attempted
72. taken Purity Tests of any version more than 5 times? no
73. lied on any previous Purity Tests? yes
74. exaggerated about any sexual experiences? yes
75. gone to (or escorted someone to) a Planned Parenthood clinic (for an exam, to obtain birth control pills, diaphragm, etc.)? yes
76. broken your word, promise, or vow? yes
77. lied to someone at someone else's request? yes
78. lied about your sexual preference in order to avoid a date? haha no
79. written graffiti? n
80. plagiarized? y
81. shoplifted? yyyyy
82. stolen? y
83. made out a check that bounced? n
84. used someone else's credit card without their knowledge and/or consent?
85. committed breaking and entering? n
86. seen a snuff film? no
87. read someone else's diary without their knowledge and/or consent? yes
88. searched someone's room without their knowledge and/or consent? yes
89. told someone you loved them when you did not? yes
90. told someone that you loved them strictly because you wanted to have sex with them? no
91. fantasized about someone else other than your partner while you were engaged in sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation? yes
92. intentionally listened in on other people having sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation without their knowing it? no
93. used alcohol to lower someone else's inhibitions for the purpose of sex or oral sex? hahah no
94. used drugs to lower someone else's inhibitions for the purpose of sex or oral sex? no
95. drugged someone without their knowledge and/or consent (hash brownies and the like)? NO
96. forced or coerced someone into having intimate physical relations with you? n
97. had dates with more than one person in the same night while one or more of the people involved were not aware of your actions? y
98. gone steady with two or more people at the same time while one or more of the people involved were not aware of what you were doing? when i was 12 or 13
99. gone steady with two or more people at the same time while all of them were aware that you were doing it? no
100. urinated on someone else intentionally (piss fights!)? no
101. urinated in a cup, bottle, pitcher or any such receptacle that was not originally designed for such purpose (urinalysis incidents don't count)? no
102. urinated anywhere other than a bathroom, outhouse, tree, bush or any commonly accepted piss hole (in the kitchen sink, in the glove compartment of the family car)? haha drunk party yes
103. urinated from higher than the fifth floor, or equivalent height above ground level, out of a building, off of a bridge or any such permanent structure (e.g. the Grand Canyon)? no
104. defecated anywhere other than a bathroom, outhouse or any commonly accepted shit hole (camping/hiking trips in which bathroom/outhouse access is nil don't count)? NO
105. stored any excreta in a refrigerator, oven, or any food storage/preparation appliance? oh holy shit no
106. stored evacuated excreta anywhere else in your room, apartment, house, habitation, office, etc.? ewqfjwkelafj no
107. entered a bathroom of the opposite sex, unaccompanied by someone of the opposite sex, while not involved in a search and rescue mission? no
108. mooned or flashed someone from the front? yes
109. farted (audibly) in mixed company? NO
110. streaked, flashed, or otherwise exposed pretty much totally yourself in public before an informal, unofficial gathering of people? haha not completely
111. streaked, flashed, or otherwise exposed pretty much totally yourself in public before a formal (official) gathering of people (such as a function, stage performance, charity dinner, etc.)? no
112. been arrested (picture taken and all that fun free stuff)? close
113. received money or some favor to have sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation with someone? no
114. given money or some favor to have sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation with someone? no
115. thought you might be, or might have caused someone else to be, unintentionally pregnant? yes
116. bought a home pregnancy test? no
117. bought condoms? yes
118. borrowed/stolen/taken birth control devices from your or someone else's parents (condoms, spermicidal foam, diaphragms, chastity belt)? noo
119. had, or given someone, an unwanted pregnancy? no, but i'm trying,.
120. lied about being pregnant or about having made someone pregnant? no
121. had sex while either you or your partner, but not both, were under the legal age of consent of the state in which you were having sex? no
122. thought you had a VD? no
123. had a VD of any sort (VD, STD, i.e. the clap, crabs, herpes, etc.)? no
124. had an AIDS test due to reasonable suspicion or hyperactive imagination? no
125. given a sympathy fuck? yes
126. initiated sex with someone for the sake of sex only? no
127. willingly committed incest? no
128. willingly committed adultery (you need not have been the one who was married to get this point)? no
129. bought lingerie/undergarments of the opposite sex? yes, as a gift?
130. stolen the underwear of someone you knew, for a purpose other than that of a practical joke or just to irk the person (panty raids don't count)? ewww no
131. intentionally taken someone's underwear and didn't know who it belonged to? no
Section IV: Drugs
Have you ever:
132. had an alcoholic drink? yes
133. been intoxicated? YES
134. thrown up from having drunk too much alcohol? hahah yes
135. passed out due to having drunk too much alcohol? yes
136. forgotten events that occurred while you were drunk? yes
137. smoked tobacco (cigarette, pipe, cigar, hookah)? yes
138. chewed tobacco (snuff)? no
139. bought controlled/illicit drugs, or any compound scheduled by the DEA, in violation of the law? yes
140. sold or re-sold controlled/illicit substances, or any compound scheduled by the DEA, in violation of the law? yes
141. taken stimulants? yes
142. taken depressants (excluding alcohol)? yes
143. inhaled nitrous oxide (laughing gas) while not visiting a dentist? whippits? yes?
144. inhaled anything containing butyl nitrate? no
145. used a commercial aphrodisiac (Spanish Fly, Magic Love Drops, powdered rhino horn, etc.)? no
146. taken valium? no
147. smoked marijuana/sensimilia? yes
148. smoked marijuana/sensimilia more than four times? yes
149. eaten marijuana/sensimilia? bite.
150. eaten marijuana/sensimilia more than four times? no
151. taken opiate in any form? no
152. taken opiate in any form more than twice? n
153. used cocaine? n
154. used cocaine more than four times? no
155. injected any drugs into your body for any other purpose other than medical? no
156. injected any one drug into your body for any purpose other than medical more than twice? no
157. taken Ecstasy/X? yes
158. taken PCP? n
159. taken PCP more than twice? n
160. taken d-lysergic acid diethylamide (LSD-25), peyote, or psilocybin? y
161. taken LSD, peyote, or psilocybin more than twice? y
162. taken LSD more than six times? y
163. deliberately injured yourself so as to obtain medication? n
164. played any games in which there was a mystery as to who would be getting drugs and who wouldn't, yet everybody plays in it (e.g. "Who's got the pill," where half the cups of soda have LSD in them and the other half don't, and everybody picks a cup, drinks it, and wonders who gets lucky)? no but i want to!
165. gone to class or work while under the influence of drugs (alcohol counts)? yes
166. mixed drugs (alcohol counts, 'mixed' meaning being under the influence of two or more drugs at once)? yes
167. sold possessions in order to obtain drugs? no
168. had sex while under the influence of nitrous? no
169. had an orgasm while under the influence of nitrous (difficult because of timing)? n
170. had sex while under the influence of cocaine? n
171. had sex while under the influence of marijuana/sensimilia?y
172. had sex while under the influence of Ecstasy/X? n
173. had sex while under the influence of LSD, peyote, or psilocybin?n
174. had sex while under the influence of drugs with a partner who did not realize you were on them? y
Section V: Non Platonic Relations
For this section, if you are mostly a
heterosexual, then your partner in deed (often referred to by the word 'someone' or 'partner') is someone of the opposite gender.
homosexual, then your partner in deed is someone of your own gender.
50/50 confirmed bisexual, then your partner in deed is someone of the opposite gender.
Have you:
175. propositioned someone for necking or petting (petting is defined as any caressing, patting, stroking or fondling)? y
176. propositioned someone for sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation? n
177. pinched or patted someone else's buttocks? pinch master, but only for pain.
178. french kissed? y
179. been kissed below the neck but not including arms or hands? y
180. kissed someone else below the neck but not including arms or hands? y
181. necked? y
182. petted above the waist? y
183. petted below the waist? y
184. kissed on the first date? y
185. necked on the first date? y
186. petted above the waist on the first date? y
187. petted below the waist on the first date? y
188. given a hickey? y
189. received a hickey? y
190. worn specific clothes for the purpose of hiding hickeys (i.e. turtlenecks)? y
191. fondled or stroked someone else's clothed legs? y
192. fondled or stroked someone else's bare legs? n
193. fondled or stroked someone else's frontal chest/torso region? y
194. had your frontal chest/torso region fondled? y
195. been involved with pelvic thrusting while fully clothed? y
196. had your fingers licked or sucked? y
197. had your ear or ear region licked, breathed upon, sucked or nibbled? y
198. licked, breathed upon, sucked or nibbled an ear or ear region? y
199. licked or sucked someone else's finger(s)? y
200. fondled someone who was asleep? no!
201. given a back massage with ulterior motives? n
202. given a back massage that lead to something steamy? n
203. seen someone else completely nude under good lighting conditions? y
204. been seen completely nude by someone else under good lighting conditions? y
205. been in someone else's company while both of you were completely nude? y
206. bathed or showered with someone? y
207. let someone else wash you while you were perfectly capable of washing yourself (this means that if you were in the hospital with two broken arms and the nurse washed you it doesn't count, no matter how cute s/he was)? n
208. gone skinny dipping in mixed company? n
209. been involved with the stroking or fondling of a woman's clothed breast (as either possessor or fondler of the breast)? y
210. been involved with the stroking or fondling of a woman's bare breast (as either possessor or fondler of the breast)? y
211. licked, sucked, or nibbled on someone else's nipple? n
212. had your nipple licked, sucked, or nibbled upon? y
213. petted, stroked, fondled, or otherwise handled someone else's covered genitals? y
214. had your covered genitals petted, stroked, fondled, or otherwise handled?y
215. petted, stroked, fondled, or otherwise handled someone else's bare genitals? y
216. had your bare genitals petted, stroked, fondled, or otherwise handled? y
217. had an orgasm while petting? y
218. given you partner an orgasm while petting? y
219. given finger scratch marks? y
220. received finger scratch marks? once. bad.
221. drawn blood by scratching during sex? n
222. drawn blood by biting during sex (hickeys do not count as having drawn blood)? n
223. given or received scars from scratches or bites made during sex? y
224. performed oral sex? y
225. received oral sex? y
226. swallowed semen, or licked female liquids off fingers? y
227. performed '69?' y
228. performed mutual masturbation? y
229. had sex (no need for orgasm, penetration counts)? y
230. had sex on the first date? y
231. had sex without the use of birth control devices (use of the rhythm, prayer, and hope methods count as "without use of birth control devices")? y :(
232. had sex with a virgin (not yourself)? y
233. had sex with someone whose name you did not know (and still don't know)? last name. still don't know.
234. had sex with someone whose face you never saw? n
235. had sex with someone where there was an age difference of more than 20 years? n
236. had sex with someone not of your own race? n
237. had sex with a religious official (priest, nun, mother-superior, cardinal, pope, deity, etc.)? n
Section VI: Non Primary Choice Relations
This section of the test deals with whether you have done things with people whom you may not be altogether comfortable. Therefore, in this section of the test, if you are
heterosexual, then your partner in deed (often referred to by the word 'someone' or 'partner') is to be someone of your own gender.
homosexual, then your partner in deed is to be someone of the opposite gender.
50/50 confirmed bisexual, then your partner in deed is to be someone of your own gender.
Have you:
238. held hands or otherwise displayed public affection? y
239. kissed someone on the lips? y
240. french kissed someone? y
241. necked? y
242. petted? y
243. received manual sex? y
245. given manual sex? y
246. given oral sex? y
247. had sex? y
248. had sex with a virgin (not yourself)? y
249. had sex with someone when there was an age difference of more than 20 years?n
250. had anal sex (the use of fingers or any phallic objects, in this case, would count)?n
251. been involved in fist-fucking?n
252. engaged in '69' (simultaneous oral sex)?y
253. propositioned someone for sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation?n
254. yielded willingly to a proposition from someone for sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation?y
255. had sex with someone whose name you didn't know (and still don't know)?y
256. had sex with someone whose face you never saw?n
257. been a participant in a "who's physically better equipped" verification contest (contestants must be of same gender; spectators, judges, umpires, and verifiers may be of different sex)? n
258. been a judge in a contest such as above? n
259. gave money or favors for sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation? n
260. received money or favors for sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation? n
261. fondled someone who was asleep? n
262. attempted to seduce someone? y
263. allowed yourself to be seduced? y
264. had an orgasm while petting?y
265. gave your partner an orgasm while petting? y
266. had an orgasm at all? y
267. had sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation with more than 10 people (not necessarily at the same time)? y
268. stroked or fondled the clothed legs of someone? y
269. stroked or fondled the bare legs of someone? n
270. stroked or fondled the clothed chest/torso region of someone?y
271. stroked or fondled the bare chest/torso region of someone?n
272. stroked, fondled, or otherwise handled the clothed genitals of someone else? y
273. stroked, fondled, or otherwise handled the bare genitals of someone else? y
274. had sex, oral sex, mutual masturbation with someone not of your own race? n
275. been in a menage-a-trois of people of the same sex? spin the bottle?
276. been involved in group sex, with all the participants of the same sex (four or more people, partners must be exchanged)? n
Section VII: Alternate Choices
For any of the questions in this section, a "yes" answer is in order if it is something you do as an alternative to other sexual gratifications, or as an aid and/or in conjunction with other means of sexual gratification. In other words, have you done it on a serious basis? Trying it a few times to see what it's like does not count.
Have you:
277. been decidedly heterosexual? y
278. been decidedly homosexual?n
279. been decidedly bisexual? n
280. practiced bestiality (avec les animaux)? n
281. practiced transvestism? n
282. practiced sadism? y
283. practiced masochism? y
284. practiced bondage? y
285. practiced domination? y
286. practiced submission? y
287. practiced sodomy (anal intercourse)? n
288. practiced cocrophilia (a marked interest in excrement; especially the use of feces or filth for sexual excitement)? n
289. practiced frotteurism (masturbation by rubbing against another's person, or the need to rub against another stranger)? n
290. practiced infantilism (a dependency on the sight or feeling of diapers or of being diapered; a dependency on being dressed and treated as a baby)? n
291. practiced klismaphilia (a dependency on being given an enema)? n
292. practiced necrophilia (copulation with a corpse)? n
293. practiced mysophilia (a dependency on something soiled or filthy, such as sweaty underwear or used menstrual pads)? n
294. practiced scoptophilia (a dependency on looking at sexual organs and watching sexual activity openly, and not surreptitiously, as in voyeurism)? n
295. practiced urophilia (being dependently responsive to the smell or taste of urine or the sight and sound of someone urinating)? y
296. practiced role-playing (nurse-patient, teacher-student, border guard-well endowed coed, etc.)? y
297. owned an underwear collection of underwear not belonging to you? n
298. been a foot fetishist to any degree? n
299. been a leather fetishist to any degree? n
300. been a rubber/latex fetishist to any degree? n
301. been a voyeur? y
302. been an exhibitionist?y
Section VIII: Group Sexual Relations
This section relates to what you have or have not done. Accordingly, the group of people of which we are speaking are of both genders. In questions where groups of people are concerned, there must be at least one person in the group who is of the opposite gender.
Have you:
303. listened to dirty jokes in mixed company?y
304. told dirty jokes in mixed company? y
305. discussed masturbation (bringing up the topic of masturbation during Purity testing does not cut it as discussing masturbation)? y
306. watched a porn movie in mixed company? y
307. watched a porn movie with your own or someone else's parents? n
308. played a game which may require you or others to disrobe? y
309. played a game which may require you or others to perform an action on another participant? y
310. been in intimate contact with more than one person at the same time while all of you were nude? n
311. had oral sex with more than ten people (not necessarily at one time)? n
312. had sex with more than ten people (not necessarily at one time)? n
313. had sex with more than one person in a 24 hour period? y
314. had sex with both genders in a 24 hour period? n
315. been in a menage-a-trois with at least one member of the opposite sex? n
316. walked in on others having sex (committed an "oops") and then joined in? n
317. had sex or oral sex with a person and his/her parent (not necessarily at the same time)? n
318. had sex, oral sex, mutual masturbation, necking, or petting with a person and his/her sibling (not necessarily at the same time)? n
319. been involved in a two (or more) in one (oral & anal or vaginal & anal counts, but no fingers-we're talking the real thing here)? n
320. been involved in a gang bang (step right up, come and get it while it's hot)? n
321. been in a circle of fuck? n
322. been in a '69' circle? n
323. been to a (cooking, baby, Wesson) oil party? n
324. played strip Twister (with or without oil)? y
325. participated in a heterosexual orgy or been involved in group sex (four people or more, partners must be exchanged)? n
326. participated in a bisexual orgy or group sex (four people or more, partners must be exchanged)? n
327. propositioned a person or group of people for group sex? n
328. been propositioned for group sex? n
329. participated in a fuck-a-thon (where the object is to see how many times you can do it in a certain amount of time)? n
Section IX: Non-sentient Objects
This section measures your kinkiness. Therefore, the questions apply to actions and events which occurred while you were alone, as well as those which occurred while you were with someone else.
Have you ever:
330. used a bowling pin, Coke bottle, or something else along those general shapes for masturbatory or sexual purposes? y
331. masturbated using the aid of food? n
332. eaten the food used in masturbation after masturbation? n
333. eaten a lab dissection? n
334. inserted food into your or someone else's anus? n
337. received an enema consisting on a non-normal enema solution (wine, beer, urine, Windex)? n
338. actually measured your own or someone else's penis (i.e. actually grabbed a ruler, tape measure, yardstick, whatever)? y haha
339. used a mechanical hand-holdable device in aiding or replacing masturbation (vibrator, massager, Dustbuster, vacuum cleaner, etc.)? yyyy
340. used a feather or any other tickling device for the purpose of tickling? n
341. used tickling as a form of arousal? n
342. used ice for sexual purposes? y
343. used ice or something frozen as a dildo (ice cubes don't count here-icicles, popsicles, and the like. Penetration)? nnnn
344. used a strap-on dildo or male extension sheath? nnn
345. used whipped cream for sexual purposes? y
346. used hot/melted wax for sexual purposes? y
347. had sex in front of or under a mirror? n
348. put food, gravy, syrup, salad dressing, candy, peanut butter, honey or anything else edible on your partner's body, and then eaten it? n
349. used household syrup, sandwich spreading, oil, salad dressing or any like substance for any sexual purpose? n
350. used ropes, chains, cuffs or any other such device for bondage purposes? n
351. used a whip, chain, cat-o-nine-tails, or something similar for pain? n
352. worn edible underwear/lingerie? n
353. eaten edible underwear/lingerie off someone? n
354. worn a leather/grope suit? n
355. worn diapers for a sexual or masturbatory purpose? n
356. been diapered by someone else for a sexual or masturbatory purpose? n
357. used a ball gag or other manufactured gag? n
358. worn a collar and/or leash? n
359. been completely tied down (spread-eagled, hogtied, etc.)? n
360. tied someone down completely? n
361. had sex while you or your partner was tied up? soon. soon.
362. used nipple clips (clothespins count)? n
363. pierced a part of your body other than your ears or nose (nipples, labia, head of penis)? y
364. found a prepubescent child sexually attractive/arousing? n
365. had sexual contact of any kind with a prepubescent child? n
366. used an inflatable doll? n
367. humped an inanimate object like a pillow, (dinner) liver, hole in the wall, sausage, banana, etc.? i guess? vibrator?
368. had sex or oral sex with a dead person? n
369. inserted a small animal or creature into your rectum (either alive or dead)?n
370. had sex or oral sex with your (dead) dinner animal? n
371. watched animals having sex? n
372. been aroused by the sight of animals having sex? n
373. attempted to have sex, oral sex, or (mutual) masturbation with a live animal, but failed? n
374. bad sex, oral sex, or (mutual) masturbation with a smallish animal (small dog, cat, rabbit, lab rat, gerbil, etc.)? n
375. had sex, oral sex, or (mutual) masturbation with a domesticated farm animal (cow, pig, chicken, sheep, etc.)? n
376. mutilated or killed any living animal or creature for your pleasures? n
(The following questions differ from those above in that those above measure your variation in animal choice, and these three measure what you did with the animals)
377. had sex with a live animal (any size)? n
378. received oral sex from a live animal (any size)? n
379. given oral sex to a live animal (any size)? n
380. had sex, oral sex, or (mutual) masturbation with a single type of animal more than once (alive or dead)? n
381. had sex, oral sex, or (mutual) masturbation with an animal in the presence of one or more people? n
382. cross dressed in the undergarments of the opposite sex for a sexual purpose (this means that school plays, initiations, and the like don't count)? n
383. cross dressed in the undergarments of the opposite sex for a sexual purpose in the presence of one or more other people (plays and the like still don't count-this is for a sexual purpose)? n
384. stuffed your pants or bra while you were cross-dressed for your sexual purpose?
385. had your head willingly inserted into a urinal or toilet bowl (doing this in a pristine, show-room model doesn't count)? n
386. worn groinal underwear on your head (panties, jock-strap, etc.)? nnn
387. eaten, sucked, licked, nibbled, or otherwise inserted a used, unwashed piece of groinal underwear into your mouth while said underwear was not being worn at the time? n
388. deliberately sniffed or smelled a used, unwashed piece of groinal underwear while it was not being worn at the time? n
389. been gagged with someone's underwear (not your own)? n
390. played in or with shit? n
391. worn or used a condom or any feminine hygiene contraption that has already been used by someone else? n
Section X: Locality
This section tries to figure out how many places you have done it. It applies only to those situations in which you were in the presence of someone else.
Have you:
392. necked or petted in a place of religion (church, temple, altar, Grand Holy Cabbage Head Patch, etc.)? y
393. had sex or been involved in oral sex or mutual masturbation in a place of religion?y
394. necked or petted in a place of the dead (morgue, mortuary, cemetery, etc.)? n
395. had sex or been involved in oral sex or mutual masturbation in a place of the dead?n
396. necked or petted in a contraption of the dead (coffin, hearse, body bag, etc.)?n
397. had sex or been involved in oral sex or mutual masturbation in a contraption of the dead?n
398. had sex in/on a construction site (house, office, launch platform, etc.)? n
399. necked or petted in a moderately sized, land/road-based vehicle of less than 30,000 pounds net unladen gross weight (car station wagon, van, minivan, minibus, fuckmobile, etc.)? n
400. had sex or been involved in oral sex or mutual masturbation in a land/road-based vehicle of less than 30,000 pounds net unladen gross weight?y
401. necked or petted in a land/road-based vehicle of more than 30,000 pounds net unladen gross weight (truck, tank, armored car, steamroller, crane, bulldozer, garbage truck, etc.)? n
402. had sex or been involved in oral sex or mutual masturbation in a land/road-based vehicle of more than 30,000 pounds net unladen gross weight? n
403. had sex or been involved in oral sex or mutual masturbation in a land based, non road dependent vehicle (train, subway, roller-coaster, monorail, Disneyland ride, etc.)? n
404. necked, petted, masturbated, been masturbated, or had sex or oral sex in a water based, manual powered vehicular transport medium (rowboat, surfboard, floating bathtub, etc.)? n
405. necked, petted, masturbated, been masturbated, or had sex or oral sex in a water based, wind or propeller driven transport medium less than 80 feet in length (yacht, PT boat, windsurfboard, etc.)?n
406. necked, petted, masturbated, been masturbated, or had sex or oral sex in a water based, wind or propeller driven transport medium more than 80 feet in length (cruise ship, battleship, aircraft carrier, nuclear submarine, etc.)? n
407. necked, petted, masturbated, been masturbated, or had sex or oral sex in an aircraft (airplane, helicopter, hovercraft, balloon, zeppelin, space shuttle, flying carpet, flying saucer, etc.)? n
408. had sex in a household room other than a bedroom? y
409. had sex on the floor (but not the roof)? y
410. had sex on any furniture that is indoors but is not a bed, table, desk, counter-top, or anything that is predominantly used for sitting or as a table/desk (television, washer/dryer, microwave, etc.)?n
411. had sex, participated in oral sex, or participated in mutual masturbation in a telephone booth, voting booth, automatic photograph taker, or any such small, nom-moving enclosure that was not designed for such activities? n
412. had sex, participated in oral sex, or participated in mutual masturbation in an elevator, people-mover, escalator, dumbwaiter, or any building-internal people moving device? n
413. had sex, participated in oral sex, or participated in mutual masturbation up a tree but not in a tree house or similar structure? n
414. had sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation in a suspension device of some kind (hammock, trampoline, tightrope, safety net, etc.)? n
415. had sex, participated in oral sex, or participated in mutual masturbation on the roof of a building in excess of 5 floors? n
416. had sex, participated in oral sex, or participated in mutual masturbation inside or within the confines of a hedge, bush, other natural vegetation which can provide a wall effect, cave, rock, overhand, well, or any other secluded, outdoor, natural shielding structure? n
417. had sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation in snow (spring thaw is acceptable)? n
418. had sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation in a place where the prevailing ambient temperature of the air surrounding you was below the freezing point of water? n
419. had sex, participated in oral sex, or participated in mutual masturbation in a place where you could have been discovered? y
420. had sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation in a water-filled bathtub, hot tub, or under a shower or other running water (waterfall, torrential downpour, monsoon, etc.)?y
421. had sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation in a body of water (swimming pool, swimming hole, pond, lake, lagoon, sea, ocean, etc.)? y
422. had sex on the beach (and suffered the resulting sand in uncomfortable places)? n
423. had sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation in a bathroom of the opposite sex? n
424. gone to a motel (however sleazy) for the sole purpose of having sex? n
Section XI: Style
Have you ever:
425. watched while someone else masturbated? YES
426. been watched while masturbating? y
427. orgasmed on someone? ? um y?
428. orgasmed in someone if you are male, or had someone orgasm in you if you are female? y
429. had more than one person orgasm on you at once, or been one of several people orgasming on someone else? n
430. been involved in the use of a penis as a leash or bludgeoning device? nnn
431. been involved in oxygen deprivation for sexual enhancement (nitrous oxide doesn't count)? y
432. willingly made video tapes or had pictures taken while having sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation? y
433. physically watched others having sex? n
434. watched your partner of choice having sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation with someone else? n
435. taken pictures or made video tapes of you partner of choice having sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation with someone else? n
436. willingly made audio recordings while having sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation? n
437. talked dirty while having sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation? n
438. intentionally made more noise than necessary while having sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation so as to put on a good show for whoever might have been listening in? nnnn
439. intentionally made 'animal' noises during sex? nnnnnn
440. had a pet or domesticated animal walk over you or you partner while you were involved in sex or oral sex? umm hahah todd. hahahahaah
441. had a general emergency arise while you were steeped in sex (house on fire, flash flood, hurricane, private plane crash lands in you dwelling, etc.)? n
442. had your sexual technique/style/skill openly praised by someone? y
443. taken nude pictures of someone else? n
444. had nude pictures of you taken? y
445. placed a personal ad? n
446. answered a personal ad? n
447. been involved in breast fucking (aka the "Hawaiian Muscle Fuck")? y
448. participated in fist-fucking (see "Caligula")? n
449. shaved someone's genital pubic hair, or had yours shaved, as part of a sexual activity? n
450. had sex for more than three hours in a single session of sex? n
451. been bruised during sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation (hickeys don't count)? y
452. bruised someone else during sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation? n
453. been injured during sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation? y
454. orgasmed more than three times in one session of sex? n
455. had sex so many times or for so long that one or both people involved runs dry? n
456. disturbed other people by making excessive noise while having sex? n
457. had sex, mutual masturbation, or received oral sex while you were driving (the car, boat, tank, or whatever vehicle)? y
458. had sex doggie fashion? y
459. had sex in the female superior position? y
460. had sex sitting up? y
461. had sex standing up? y
462. had sex upside-down? n
463. gone through two or more sexual positions without the need for re-entry? n
464. fallen asleep during sex? y haha
465. woken up to someone having sex with you? trying
466. had sex while one person was passed out or unconscious? n
467. given or received a hickey on your upper inner thigh? n
468. been on the receiving end of anal sex? n
469. been on the ramming end of anal sex (a dildo counts)? n
470. had sex more than ten times with one person? y
471. had sex more than five times in a 24 hour period? n
472. had sex more than ten times in a 24 hour period? n
473. had sex, participated in oral sex, or participated in masturbation while someone other than your partner was watching? n
474. had sex or oral sex while one or both of you were playing a musical instrument, hacked, watched television, read, drawn or in other words were preoccupied with something other than sex and lust? y
475. performed oral sex after intercourse without washing or douching? y :(
476. kissed your partner on the lips after oral sex without brushing teeth or washing/gargling/rinsing out mouth?y
477. inflicted pain during sex? y?
478. been involved in cunnilingus during the woman's period?nnnn
479. had sex during the woman's period? y
480. foot masturbated someone? n
481. been foot masturbated? n
482. tongue bathed someone?n
483. been tongue bathed?n
484. licked or sucked on someone else's feet and/or toes? n
485. had your feet and/or toes licked or sucked by someone else? y
486. licked someone's anus? n
487. licked someone's anus while they were defecating? nnnnnnn
488. performed oral sex while the person was urinating? nnnnn
489. drank your own urine? nnnn
490. tasted someone else's urine? nnnn
491. drank/drained an entire bladder full of someone else's urine? nnn
492. drank human blood? nnn
493. tasted someone else's nasal mucous? nnnn
494. been involved in a golden shower? y
495. swallowed your partner's orgasmic secretions? y
496. used the Purity Test as a checklist of things you could do? haha y
497. done something for the sole purpose of lowering your Purity Test score? n
498. bought/read books to enhance sexual technique? n
499. participated in Purity Testing with an ulterior motive? y
500. become interested in someone only after hearing their Purity Test score? n wow. if ANYONE read all of those.... i don't know. i can't believe i answered them all.
1. kissed a friend or stranger on their hands or their head/neck region as a friendly gesture? no
2. held hands with someone? yes
3. had a date? y
4. had a date past one a.m.? y
5. dated someone on a regular basis? y
6. picked someone up? n
7. been picked up? y
8. gone steady? y
9. slow danced? y
10. had the symptoms of Russian fingers (rushin' fingers)? uh GAY
11. had the symptoms of Roman hands (roamin' hands)? uh GAY
12. shared a bed, sleeping bag, or sleeping accommodations with someone without anything steamy happening? y
13. given a back or neck rub or massage with no ulterior motive? y
14. used tickling as a pick-up, get-to-know-you-better routine? y
15. directly asked someone whom you were not going out with and had never gone out with if they were a virgin? y
16. used physical strength, physical power, or any physical prowess, or prowesslessness as a factor in a pick-up, get-to-know-you-better routine? n
17. secretly lusted after someone without that person knowing? y
18. dropped subtle hints to someone you liked/loved/wanted, hoping that they would pick up on it? y
19. written anonymous love letters to someone (secret admirer, etc. That is, dropped not-so-subtle hints)? n
Section II: Auto-erotics and mono-sexualism
Have you ever:
20. had an arousing dream (wet dreams and the like)? y
21. been sexually aroused? NO WAY
22. uttered/muttered/yelled/screamed (or in other words verbally expressed) obscenities? y
23. fantasized about your long-term instructor, mentor, or someone who is superior to you (one day skydiving teachers, two hour ski instructors and the like do not count)? n
24. fantasized about your lawyer, doctor, nurse, psychiatrist or someone with whom you are having a professional relationship? n
25. fantasized about someone you knew personally but not closely? y
26. fantasized about anyone and masturbated at the same time? y
27. read or bought pornographic materials? y
28. ever had a subscription to pornographic periodicals? n
29. read sexually explicit literature? y
30. gone skinny dipping alone? n
31. made obscene phone calls? n
32. phoned up any recorded phone sex numbers (e.g. (212)976-2626, (212)976-2727, (212)976-2828, etc. Please note that these are fifty cent calls in addition to toll charges and long distance charges)? 1800FATGIRLS
33. phoned up any live phone sex numbers? n
34. stuffed your bra if you are female, or stuffed your pants if you are male? n
35. shaved your genital pubic hair? y
36. shaved your genital pubic hair on a fairly regular basis? every day!
37. colored or bleached your genital pubic hair? n
38. shaved or shaped your genital pubic hair in a particular design (moons, hearts, diamonds, clovers, horseshoes, etc.)? hahahah no
39. masturbated? yes
40. masturbated at least five times in one twenty-four hour period? maybe 3
41. masturbated on a fairly regular basis of no less than once a fortnight? y
42. masturbated where you could have been discovered (in a crowd, in public, city parks, gym/dorm/barrack showers, movie theatre, etc.)? n
43. masturbated out in the wilds or in nature with no nearby civilization? n
44. masturbated to orgasm? always, what is the point without?
45. masturbated while reading either pornographic or sexually explicit materials? y
46. masturbated while driving a moving land vehicle (car, RV, truck, motorcycle, hearse, etc.)? n
47. masturbated while on the phone (no kinky interpretations of 'on the phone,' this is legit)? y
48. masturbated while in a bathroom of the opposite sex? n
49. masturbated while watching an R or X rated show? y
50. seen any burlesque show (Rocky Horror counts)? Yes
51. been to a peep show? n
52. been to a private showing of a pornographic movie? y
53. seen a pornographic movie in a theatre? n
54. walked around in your room/apartment/house/habitation in the nude (must be a serious walk, five minutes of going around trying to find your undies after a shower doesn't count)? n
55. walked around in public or semi-public area with a top (shirt, t-shirt, etc.) but no bottoms (pants, shorts, etc.) (dorm hallway, lobby areas, etc. are acceptable, however locker rooms, bathrooms and such places where this behavior is acceptable don't count)? n
56. bought blatant sexual objects (this means that if you buy a bottle of Coke and you use it as a dildo, it doesn't count. Think design and function)? y
57. owned any erotic art pieces (like that phallic symbol in the cat woman scene in "A Clockwork Orange")? n
58. written down your own stories or fantasies for masturbatory purposes (your own custom-made Penthouse Forum)? n
59. sculpted erotic/obscene artworks in food (bananas, carrots, apples)? hahah probably
60. eaten any erotic food items (chocolate tits, banana dicks, etc.)? n
61. sculpted erotic/obscene artworks in soap, wood, or any other carveable material that isn't food? n
62. made an R or X rated snowman or snowwoman? n
63. tasted your own orgasmic liquids? ewwwwwwwwww no
64. inserted your finger into your rectum? ewwwwwwwwww x4518902389 no
65. used ben-wa balls or anal beads (ben-wa balls: a pair of small, usually metal balls which are placed in the vagina or anus and are supposed to feel good as they move around. Anal beads: a string of beads inserted into the anus which is supposed to feel good when it is pulled out)? noooo
66. performed oral sex on yourself (yes, this is possible for some males, and even for some females)? haha NO
67. willingly urinated on the garments that you were wearing at the time (in other words: pissed in your pants, wet yourself, had an accident)? no
68. willingly urinated on any part of your body? no
69. willingly defecated on the garments that you were wearing at the time (in other words: shit in your pants, had a serious accident)? NO
70. willingly defecated on yourself? NOO
Section III: Legislative Misfits and Other Ethical Matters
Have you ever:
71. administered a whole Purity Test, or are in the process of administering a whole Purity Test of any version (that's where you are the test administrator in a Purity Test party. See 'Instructions For Use' for more information)? i attempted
72. taken Purity Tests of any version more than 5 times? no
73. lied on any previous Purity Tests? yes
74. exaggerated about any sexual experiences? yes
75. gone to (or escorted someone to) a Planned Parenthood clinic (for an exam, to obtain birth control pills, diaphragm, etc.)? yes
76. broken your word, promise, or vow? yes
77. lied to someone at someone else's request? yes
78. lied about your sexual preference in order to avoid a date? haha no
79. written graffiti? n
80. plagiarized? y
81. shoplifted? yyyyy
82. stolen? y
83. made out a check that bounced? n
84. used someone else's credit card without their knowledge and/or consent?
85. committed breaking and entering? n
86. seen a snuff film? no
87. read someone else's diary without their knowledge and/or consent? yes
88. searched someone's room without their knowledge and/or consent? yes
89. told someone you loved them when you did not? yes
90. told someone that you loved them strictly because you wanted to have sex with them? no
91. fantasized about someone else other than your partner while you were engaged in sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation? yes
92. intentionally listened in on other people having sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation without their knowing it? no
93. used alcohol to lower someone else's inhibitions for the purpose of sex or oral sex? hahah no
94. used drugs to lower someone else's inhibitions for the purpose of sex or oral sex? no
95. drugged someone without their knowledge and/or consent (hash brownies and the like)? NO
96. forced or coerced someone into having intimate physical relations with you? n
97. had dates with more than one person in the same night while one or more of the people involved were not aware of your actions? y
98. gone steady with two or more people at the same time while one or more of the people involved were not aware of what you were doing? when i was 12 or 13
99. gone steady with two or more people at the same time while all of them were aware that you were doing it? no
100. urinated on someone else intentionally (piss fights!)? no
101. urinated in a cup, bottle, pitcher or any such receptacle that was not originally designed for such purpose (urinalysis incidents don't count)? no
102. urinated anywhere other than a bathroom, outhouse, tree, bush or any commonly accepted piss hole (in the kitchen sink, in the glove compartment of the family car)? haha drunk party yes
103. urinated from higher than the fifth floor, or equivalent height above ground level, out of a building, off of a bridge or any such permanent structure (e.g. the Grand Canyon)? no
104. defecated anywhere other than a bathroom, outhouse or any commonly accepted shit hole (camping/hiking trips in which bathroom/outhouse access is nil don't count)? NO
105. stored any excreta in a refrigerator, oven, or any food storage/preparation appliance? oh holy shit no
106. stored evacuated excreta anywhere else in your room, apartment, house, habitation, office, etc.? ewqfjwkelafj no
107. entered a bathroom of the opposite sex, unaccompanied by someone of the opposite sex, while not involved in a search and rescue mission? no
108. mooned or flashed someone from the front? yes
109. farted (audibly) in mixed company? NO
110. streaked, flashed, or otherwise exposed pretty much totally yourself in public before an informal, unofficial gathering of people? haha not completely
111. streaked, flashed, or otherwise exposed pretty much totally yourself in public before a formal (official) gathering of people (such as a function, stage performance, charity dinner, etc.)? no
112. been arrested (picture taken and all that fun free stuff)? close
113. received money or some favor to have sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation with someone? no
114. given money or some favor to have sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation with someone? no
115. thought you might be, or might have caused someone else to be, unintentionally pregnant? yes
116. bought a home pregnancy test? no
117. bought condoms? yes
118. borrowed/stolen/taken birth control devices from your or someone else's parents (condoms, spermicidal foam, diaphragms, chastity belt)? noo
119. had, or given someone, an unwanted pregnancy? no, but i'm trying,.
120. lied about being pregnant or about having made someone pregnant? no
121. had sex while either you or your partner, but not both, were under the legal age of consent of the state in which you were having sex? no
122. thought you had a VD? no
123. had a VD of any sort (VD, STD, i.e. the clap, crabs, herpes, etc.)? no
124. had an AIDS test due to reasonable suspicion or hyperactive imagination? no
125. given a sympathy fuck? yes
126. initiated sex with someone for the sake of sex only? no
127. willingly committed incest? no
128. willingly committed adultery (you need not have been the one who was married to get this point)? no
129. bought lingerie/undergarments of the opposite sex? yes, as a gift?
130. stolen the underwear of someone you knew, for a purpose other than that of a practical joke or just to irk the person (panty raids don't count)? ewww no
131. intentionally taken someone's underwear and didn't know who it belonged to? no
Section IV: Drugs
Have you ever:
132. had an alcoholic drink? yes
133. been intoxicated? YES
134. thrown up from having drunk too much alcohol? hahah yes
135. passed out due to having drunk too much alcohol? yes
136. forgotten events that occurred while you were drunk? yes
137. smoked tobacco (cigarette, pipe, cigar, hookah)? yes
138. chewed tobacco (snuff)? no
139. bought controlled/illicit drugs, or any compound scheduled by the DEA, in violation of the law? yes
140. sold or re-sold controlled/illicit substances, or any compound scheduled by the DEA, in violation of the law? yes
141. taken stimulants? yes
142. taken depressants (excluding alcohol)? yes
143. inhaled nitrous oxide (laughing gas) while not visiting a dentist? whippits? yes?
144. inhaled anything containing butyl nitrate? no
145. used a commercial aphrodisiac (Spanish Fly, Magic Love Drops, powdered rhino horn, etc.)? no
146. taken valium? no
147. smoked marijuana/sensimilia? yes
148. smoked marijuana/sensimilia more than four times? yes
149. eaten marijuana/sensimilia? bite.
150. eaten marijuana/sensimilia more than four times? no
151. taken opiate in any form? no
152. taken opiate in any form more than twice? n
153. used cocaine? n
154. used cocaine more than four times? no
155. injected any drugs into your body for any other purpose other than medical? no
156. injected any one drug into your body for any purpose other than medical more than twice? no
157. taken Ecstasy/X? yes
158. taken PCP? n
159. taken PCP more than twice? n
160. taken d-lysergic acid diethylamide (LSD-25), peyote, or psilocybin? y
161. taken LSD, peyote, or psilocybin more than twice? y
162. taken LSD more than six times? y
163. deliberately injured yourself so as to obtain medication? n
164. played any games in which there was a mystery as to who would be getting drugs and who wouldn't, yet everybody plays in it (e.g. "Who's got the pill," where half the cups of soda have LSD in them and the other half don't, and everybody picks a cup, drinks it, and wonders who gets lucky)? no but i want to!
165. gone to class or work while under the influence of drugs (alcohol counts)? yes
166. mixed drugs (alcohol counts, 'mixed' meaning being under the influence of two or more drugs at once)? yes
167. sold possessions in order to obtain drugs? no
168. had sex while under the influence of nitrous? no
169. had an orgasm while under the influence of nitrous (difficult because of timing)? n
170. had sex while under the influence of cocaine? n
171. had sex while under the influence of marijuana/sensimilia?y
172. had sex while under the influence of Ecstasy/X? n
173. had sex while under the influence of LSD, peyote, or psilocybin?n
174. had sex while under the influence of drugs with a partner who did not realize you were on them? y
Section V: Non Platonic Relations
For this section, if you are mostly a
heterosexual, then your partner in deed (often referred to by the word 'someone' or 'partner') is someone of the opposite gender.
homosexual, then your partner in deed is someone of your own gender.
50/50 confirmed bisexual, then your partner in deed is someone of the opposite gender.
Have you:
175. propositioned someone for necking or petting (petting is defined as any caressing, patting, stroking or fondling)? y
176. propositioned someone for sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation? n
177. pinched or patted someone else's buttocks? pinch master, but only for pain.
178. french kissed? y
179. been kissed below the neck but not including arms or hands? y
180. kissed someone else below the neck but not including arms or hands? y
181. necked? y
182. petted above the waist? y
183. petted below the waist? y
184. kissed on the first date? y
185. necked on the first date? y
186. petted above the waist on the first date? y
187. petted below the waist on the first date? y
188. given a hickey? y
189. received a hickey? y
190. worn specific clothes for the purpose of hiding hickeys (i.e. turtlenecks)? y
191. fondled or stroked someone else's clothed legs? y
192. fondled or stroked someone else's bare legs? n
193. fondled or stroked someone else's frontal chest/torso region? y
194. had your frontal chest/torso region fondled? y
195. been involved with pelvic thrusting while fully clothed? y
196. had your fingers licked or sucked? y
197. had your ear or ear region licked, breathed upon, sucked or nibbled? y
198. licked, breathed upon, sucked or nibbled an ear or ear region? y
199. licked or sucked someone else's finger(s)? y
200. fondled someone who was asleep? no!
201. given a back massage with ulterior motives? n
202. given a back massage that lead to something steamy? n
203. seen someone else completely nude under good lighting conditions? y
204. been seen completely nude by someone else under good lighting conditions? y
205. been in someone else's company while both of you were completely nude? y
206. bathed or showered with someone? y
207. let someone else wash you while you were perfectly capable of washing yourself (this means that if you were in the hospital with two broken arms and the nurse washed you it doesn't count, no matter how cute s/he was)? n
208. gone skinny dipping in mixed company? n
209. been involved with the stroking or fondling of a woman's clothed breast (as either possessor or fondler of the breast)? y
210. been involved with the stroking or fondling of a woman's bare breast (as either possessor or fondler of the breast)? y
211. licked, sucked, or nibbled on someone else's nipple? n
212. had your nipple licked, sucked, or nibbled upon? y
213. petted, stroked, fondled, or otherwise handled someone else's covered genitals? y
214. had your covered genitals petted, stroked, fondled, or otherwise handled?y
215. petted, stroked, fondled, or otherwise handled someone else's bare genitals? y
216. had your bare genitals petted, stroked, fondled, or otherwise handled? y
217. had an orgasm while petting? y
218. given you partner an orgasm while petting? y
219. given finger scratch marks? y
220. received finger scratch marks? once. bad.
221. drawn blood by scratching during sex? n
222. drawn blood by biting during sex (hickeys do not count as having drawn blood)? n
223. given or received scars from scratches or bites made during sex? y
224. performed oral sex? y
225. received oral sex? y
226. swallowed semen, or licked female liquids off fingers? y
227. performed '69?' y
228. performed mutual masturbation? y
229. had sex (no need for orgasm, penetration counts)? y
230. had sex on the first date? y
231. had sex without the use of birth control devices (use of the rhythm, prayer, and hope methods count as "without use of birth control devices")? y :(
232. had sex with a virgin (not yourself)? y
233. had sex with someone whose name you did not know (and still don't know)? last name. still don't know.
234. had sex with someone whose face you never saw? n
235. had sex with someone where there was an age difference of more than 20 years? n
236. had sex with someone not of your own race? n
237. had sex with a religious official (priest, nun, mother-superior, cardinal, pope, deity, etc.)? n
Section VI: Non Primary Choice Relations
This section of the test deals with whether you have done things with people whom you may not be altogether comfortable. Therefore, in this section of the test, if you are
heterosexual, then your partner in deed (often referred to by the word 'someone' or 'partner') is to be someone of your own gender.
homosexual, then your partner in deed is to be someone of the opposite gender.
50/50 confirmed bisexual, then your partner in deed is to be someone of your own gender.
Have you:
238. held hands or otherwise displayed public affection? y
239. kissed someone on the lips? y
240. french kissed someone? y
241. necked? y
242. petted? y
243. received manual sex? y
245. given manual sex? y
246. given oral sex? y
247. had sex? y
248. had sex with a virgin (not yourself)? y
249. had sex with someone when there was an age difference of more than 20 years?n
250. had anal sex (the use of fingers or any phallic objects, in this case, would count)?n
251. been involved in fist-fucking?n
252. engaged in '69' (simultaneous oral sex)?y
253. propositioned someone for sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation?n
254. yielded willingly to a proposition from someone for sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation?y
255. had sex with someone whose name you didn't know (and still don't know)?y
256. had sex with someone whose face you never saw?n
257. been a participant in a "who's physically better equipped" verification contest (contestants must be of same gender; spectators, judges, umpires, and verifiers may be of different sex)? n
258. been a judge in a contest such as above? n
259. gave money or favors for sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation? n
260. received money or favors for sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation? n
261. fondled someone who was asleep? n
262. attempted to seduce someone? y
263. allowed yourself to be seduced? y
264. had an orgasm while petting?y
265. gave your partner an orgasm while petting? y
266. had an orgasm at all? y
267. had sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation with more than 10 people (not necessarily at the same time)? y
268. stroked or fondled the clothed legs of someone? y
269. stroked or fondled the bare legs of someone? n
270. stroked or fondled the clothed chest/torso region of someone?y
271. stroked or fondled the bare chest/torso region of someone?n
272. stroked, fondled, or otherwise handled the clothed genitals of someone else? y
273. stroked, fondled, or otherwise handled the bare genitals of someone else? y
274. had sex, oral sex, mutual masturbation with someone not of your own race? n
275. been in a menage-a-trois of people of the same sex? spin the bottle?
276. been involved in group sex, with all the participants of the same sex (four or more people, partners must be exchanged)? n
Section VII: Alternate Choices
For any of the questions in this section, a "yes" answer is in order if it is something you do as an alternative to other sexual gratifications, or as an aid and/or in conjunction with other means of sexual gratification. In other words, have you done it on a serious basis? Trying it a few times to see what it's like does not count.
Have you:
277. been decidedly heterosexual? y
278. been decidedly homosexual?n
279. been decidedly bisexual? n
280. practiced bestiality (avec les animaux)? n
281. practiced transvestism? n
282. practiced sadism? y
283. practiced masochism? y
284. practiced bondage? y
285. practiced domination? y
286. practiced submission? y
287. practiced sodomy (anal intercourse)? n
288. practiced cocrophilia (a marked interest in excrement; especially the use of feces or filth for sexual excitement)? n
289. practiced frotteurism (masturbation by rubbing against another's person, or the need to rub against another stranger)? n
290. practiced infantilism (a dependency on the sight or feeling of diapers or of being diapered; a dependency on being dressed and treated as a baby)? n
291. practiced klismaphilia (a dependency on being given an enema)? n
292. practiced necrophilia (copulation with a corpse)? n
293. practiced mysophilia (a dependency on something soiled or filthy, such as sweaty underwear or used menstrual pads)? n
294. practiced scoptophilia (a dependency on looking at sexual organs and watching sexual activity openly, and not surreptitiously, as in voyeurism)? n
295. practiced urophilia (being dependently responsive to the smell or taste of urine or the sight and sound of someone urinating)? y
296. practiced role-playing (nurse-patient, teacher-student, border guard-well endowed coed, etc.)? y
297. owned an underwear collection of underwear not belonging to you? n
298. been a foot fetishist to any degree? n
299. been a leather fetishist to any degree? n
300. been a rubber/latex fetishist to any degree? n
301. been a voyeur? y
302. been an exhibitionist?y
Section VIII: Group Sexual Relations
This section relates to what you have or have not done. Accordingly, the group of people of which we are speaking are of both genders. In questions where groups of people are concerned, there must be at least one person in the group who is of the opposite gender.
Have you:
303. listened to dirty jokes in mixed company?y
304. told dirty jokes in mixed company? y
305. discussed masturbation (bringing up the topic of masturbation during Purity testing does not cut it as discussing masturbation)? y
306. watched a porn movie in mixed company? y
307. watched a porn movie with your own or someone else's parents? n
308. played a game which may require you or others to disrobe? y
309. played a game which may require you or others to perform an action on another participant? y
310. been in intimate contact with more than one person at the same time while all of you were nude? n
311. had oral sex with more than ten people (not necessarily at one time)? n
312. had sex with more than ten people (not necessarily at one time)? n
313. had sex with more than one person in a 24 hour period? y
314. had sex with both genders in a 24 hour period? n
315. been in a menage-a-trois with at least one member of the opposite sex? n
316. walked in on others having sex (committed an "oops") and then joined in? n
317. had sex or oral sex with a person and his/her parent (not necessarily at the same time)? n
318. had sex, oral sex, mutual masturbation, necking, or petting with a person and his/her sibling (not necessarily at the same time)? n
319. been involved in a two (or more) in one (oral & anal or vaginal & anal counts, but no fingers-we're talking the real thing here)? n
320. been involved in a gang bang (step right up, come and get it while it's hot)? n
321. been in a circle of fuck? n
322. been in a '69' circle? n
323. been to a (cooking, baby, Wesson) oil party? n
324. played strip Twister (with or without oil)? y
325. participated in a heterosexual orgy or been involved in group sex (four people or more, partners must be exchanged)? n
326. participated in a bisexual orgy or group sex (four people or more, partners must be exchanged)? n
327. propositioned a person or group of people for group sex? n
328. been propositioned for group sex? n
329. participated in a fuck-a-thon (where the object is to see how many times you can do it in a certain amount of time)? n
Section IX: Non-sentient Objects
This section measures your kinkiness. Therefore, the questions apply to actions and events which occurred while you were alone, as well as those which occurred while you were with someone else.
Have you ever:
330. used a bowling pin, Coke bottle, or something else along those general shapes for masturbatory or sexual purposes? y
331. masturbated using the aid of food? n
332. eaten the food used in masturbation after masturbation? n
333. eaten a lab dissection? n
334. inserted food into your or someone else's anus? n
337. received an enema consisting on a non-normal enema solution (wine, beer, urine, Windex)? n
338. actually measured your own or someone else's penis (i.e. actually grabbed a ruler, tape measure, yardstick, whatever)? y haha
339. used a mechanical hand-holdable device in aiding or replacing masturbation (vibrator, massager, Dustbuster, vacuum cleaner, etc.)? yyyy
340. used a feather or any other tickling device for the purpose of tickling? n
341. used tickling as a form of arousal? n
342. used ice for sexual purposes? y
343. used ice or something frozen as a dildo (ice cubes don't count here-icicles, popsicles, and the like. Penetration)? nnnn
344. used a strap-on dildo or male extension sheath? nnn
345. used whipped cream for sexual purposes? y
346. used hot/melted wax for sexual purposes? y
347. had sex in front of or under a mirror? n
348. put food, gravy, syrup, salad dressing, candy, peanut butter, honey or anything else edible on your partner's body, and then eaten it? n
349. used household syrup, sandwich spreading, oil, salad dressing or any like substance for any sexual purpose? n
350. used ropes, chains, cuffs or any other such device for bondage purposes? n
351. used a whip, chain, cat-o-nine-tails, or something similar for pain? n
352. worn edible underwear/lingerie? n
353. eaten edible underwear/lingerie off someone? n
354. worn a leather/grope suit? n
355. worn diapers for a sexual or masturbatory purpose? n
356. been diapered by someone else for a sexual or masturbatory purpose? n
357. used a ball gag or other manufactured gag? n
358. worn a collar and/or leash? n
359. been completely tied down (spread-eagled, hogtied, etc.)? n
360. tied someone down completely? n
361. had sex while you or your partner was tied up? soon. soon.
362. used nipple clips (clothespins count)? n
363. pierced a part of your body other than your ears or nose (nipples, labia, head of penis)? y
364. found a prepubescent child sexually attractive/arousing? n
365. had sexual contact of any kind with a prepubescent child? n
366. used an inflatable doll? n
367. humped an inanimate object like a pillow, (dinner) liver, hole in the wall, sausage, banana, etc.? i guess? vibrator?
368. had sex or oral sex with a dead person? n
369. inserted a small animal or creature into your rectum (either alive or dead)?n
370. had sex or oral sex with your (dead) dinner animal? n
371. watched animals having sex? n
372. been aroused by the sight of animals having sex? n
373. attempted to have sex, oral sex, or (mutual) masturbation with a live animal, but failed? n
374. bad sex, oral sex, or (mutual) masturbation with a smallish animal (small dog, cat, rabbit, lab rat, gerbil, etc.)? n
375. had sex, oral sex, or (mutual) masturbation with a domesticated farm animal (cow, pig, chicken, sheep, etc.)? n
376. mutilated or killed any living animal or creature for your pleasures? n
(The following questions differ from those above in that those above measure your variation in animal choice, and these three measure what you did with the animals)
377. had sex with a live animal (any size)? n
378. received oral sex from a live animal (any size)? n
379. given oral sex to a live animal (any size)? n
380. had sex, oral sex, or (mutual) masturbation with a single type of animal more than once (alive or dead)? n
381. had sex, oral sex, or (mutual) masturbation with an animal in the presence of one or more people? n
382. cross dressed in the undergarments of the opposite sex for a sexual purpose (this means that school plays, initiations, and the like don't count)? n
383. cross dressed in the undergarments of the opposite sex for a sexual purpose in the presence of one or more other people (plays and the like still don't count-this is for a sexual purpose)? n
384. stuffed your pants or bra while you were cross-dressed for your sexual purpose?
385. had your head willingly inserted into a urinal or toilet bowl (doing this in a pristine, show-room model doesn't count)? n
386. worn groinal underwear on your head (panties, jock-strap, etc.)? nnn
387. eaten, sucked, licked, nibbled, or otherwise inserted a used, unwashed piece of groinal underwear into your mouth while said underwear was not being worn at the time? n
388. deliberately sniffed or smelled a used, unwashed piece of groinal underwear while it was not being worn at the time? n
389. been gagged with someone's underwear (not your own)? n
390. played in or with shit? n
391. worn or used a condom or any feminine hygiene contraption that has already been used by someone else? n
Section X: Locality
This section tries to figure out how many places you have done it. It applies only to those situations in which you were in the presence of someone else.
Have you:
392. necked or petted in a place of religion (church, temple, altar, Grand Holy Cabbage Head Patch, etc.)? y
393. had sex or been involved in oral sex or mutual masturbation in a place of religion?y
394. necked or petted in a place of the dead (morgue, mortuary, cemetery, etc.)? n
395. had sex or been involved in oral sex or mutual masturbation in a place of the dead?n
396. necked or petted in a contraption of the dead (coffin, hearse, body bag, etc.)?n
397. had sex or been involved in oral sex or mutual masturbation in a contraption of the dead?n
398. had sex in/on a construction site (house, office, launch platform, etc.)? n
399. necked or petted in a moderately sized, land/road-based vehicle of less than 30,000 pounds net unladen gross weight (car station wagon, van, minivan, minibus, fuckmobile, etc.)? n
400. had sex or been involved in oral sex or mutual masturbation in a land/road-based vehicle of less than 30,000 pounds net unladen gross weight?y
401. necked or petted in a land/road-based vehicle of more than 30,000 pounds net unladen gross weight (truck, tank, armored car, steamroller, crane, bulldozer, garbage truck, etc.)? n
402. had sex or been involved in oral sex or mutual masturbation in a land/road-based vehicle of more than 30,000 pounds net unladen gross weight? n
403. had sex or been involved in oral sex or mutual masturbation in a land based, non road dependent vehicle (train, subway, roller-coaster, monorail, Disneyland ride, etc.)? n
404. necked, petted, masturbated, been masturbated, or had sex or oral sex in a water based, manual powered vehicular transport medium (rowboat, surfboard, floating bathtub, etc.)? n
405. necked, petted, masturbated, been masturbated, or had sex or oral sex in a water based, wind or propeller driven transport medium less than 80 feet in length (yacht, PT boat, windsurfboard, etc.)?n
406. necked, petted, masturbated, been masturbated, or had sex or oral sex in a water based, wind or propeller driven transport medium more than 80 feet in length (cruise ship, battleship, aircraft carrier, nuclear submarine, etc.)? n
407. necked, petted, masturbated, been masturbated, or had sex or oral sex in an aircraft (airplane, helicopter, hovercraft, balloon, zeppelin, space shuttle, flying carpet, flying saucer, etc.)? n
408. had sex in a household room other than a bedroom? y
409. had sex on the floor (but not the roof)? y
410. had sex on any furniture that is indoors but is not a bed, table, desk, counter-top, or anything that is predominantly used for sitting or as a table/desk (television, washer/dryer, microwave, etc.)?n
411. had sex, participated in oral sex, or participated in mutual masturbation in a telephone booth, voting booth, automatic photograph taker, or any such small, nom-moving enclosure that was not designed for such activities? n
412. had sex, participated in oral sex, or participated in mutual masturbation in an elevator, people-mover, escalator, dumbwaiter, or any building-internal people moving device? n
413. had sex, participated in oral sex, or participated in mutual masturbation up a tree but not in a tree house or similar structure? n
414. had sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation in a suspension device of some kind (hammock, trampoline, tightrope, safety net, etc.)? n
415. had sex, participated in oral sex, or participated in mutual masturbation on the roof of a building in excess of 5 floors? n
416. had sex, participated in oral sex, or participated in mutual masturbation inside or within the confines of a hedge, bush, other natural vegetation which can provide a wall effect, cave, rock, overhand, well, or any other secluded, outdoor, natural shielding structure? n
417. had sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation in snow (spring thaw is acceptable)? n
418. had sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation in a place where the prevailing ambient temperature of the air surrounding you was below the freezing point of water? n
419. had sex, participated in oral sex, or participated in mutual masturbation in a place where you could have been discovered? y
420. had sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation in a water-filled bathtub, hot tub, or under a shower or other running water (waterfall, torrential downpour, monsoon, etc.)?y
421. had sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation in a body of water (swimming pool, swimming hole, pond, lake, lagoon, sea, ocean, etc.)? y
422. had sex on the beach (and suffered the resulting sand in uncomfortable places)? n
423. had sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation in a bathroom of the opposite sex? n
424. gone to a motel (however sleazy) for the sole purpose of having sex? n
Section XI: Style
Have you ever:
425. watched while someone else masturbated? YES
426. been watched while masturbating? y
427. orgasmed on someone? ? um y?
428. orgasmed in someone if you are male, or had someone orgasm in you if you are female? y
429. had more than one person orgasm on you at once, or been one of several people orgasming on someone else? n
430. been involved in the use of a penis as a leash or bludgeoning device? nnn
431. been involved in oxygen deprivation for sexual enhancement (nitrous oxide doesn't count)? y
432. willingly made video tapes or had pictures taken while having sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation? y
433. physically watched others having sex? n
434. watched your partner of choice having sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation with someone else? n
435. taken pictures or made video tapes of you partner of choice having sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation with someone else? n
436. willingly made audio recordings while having sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation? n
437. talked dirty while having sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation? n
438. intentionally made more noise than necessary while having sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation so as to put on a good show for whoever might have been listening in? nnnn
439. intentionally made 'animal' noises during sex? nnnnnn
440. had a pet or domesticated animal walk over you or you partner while you were involved in sex or oral sex? umm hahah todd. hahahahaah
441. had a general emergency arise while you were steeped in sex (house on fire, flash flood, hurricane, private plane crash lands in you dwelling, etc.)? n
442. had your sexual technique/style/skill openly praised by someone? y
443. taken nude pictures of someone else? n
444. had nude pictures of you taken? y
445. placed a personal ad? n
446. answered a personal ad? n
447. been involved in breast fucking (aka the "Hawaiian Muscle Fuck")? y
448. participated in fist-fucking (see "Caligula")? n
449. shaved someone's genital pubic hair, or had yours shaved, as part of a sexual activity? n
450. had sex for more than three hours in a single session of sex? n
451. been bruised during sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation (hickeys don't count)? y
452. bruised someone else during sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation? n
453. been injured during sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation? y
454. orgasmed more than three times in one session of sex? n
455. had sex so many times or for so long that one or both people involved runs dry? n
456. disturbed other people by making excessive noise while having sex? n
457. had sex, mutual masturbation, or received oral sex while you were driving (the car, boat, tank, or whatever vehicle)? y
458. had sex doggie fashion? y
459. had sex in the female superior position? y
460. had sex sitting up? y
461. had sex standing up? y
462. had sex upside-down? n
463. gone through two or more sexual positions without the need for re-entry? n
464. fallen asleep during sex? y haha
465. woken up to someone having sex with you? trying
466. had sex while one person was passed out or unconscious? n
467. given or received a hickey on your upper inner thigh? n
468. been on the receiving end of anal sex? n
469. been on the ramming end of anal sex (a dildo counts)? n
470. had sex more than ten times with one person? y
471. had sex more than five times in a 24 hour period? n
472. had sex more than ten times in a 24 hour period? n
473. had sex, participated in oral sex, or participated in masturbation while someone other than your partner was watching? n
474. had sex or oral sex while one or both of you were playing a musical instrument, hacked, watched television, read, drawn or in other words were preoccupied with something other than sex and lust? y
475. performed oral sex after intercourse without washing or douching? y :(
476. kissed your partner on the lips after oral sex without brushing teeth or washing/gargling/rinsing out mouth?y
477. inflicted pain during sex? y?
478. been involved in cunnilingus during the woman's period?nnnn
479. had sex during the woman's period? y
480. foot masturbated someone? n
481. been foot masturbated? n
482. tongue bathed someone?n
483. been tongue bathed?n
484. licked or sucked on someone else's feet and/or toes? n
485. had your feet and/or toes licked or sucked by someone else? y
486. licked someone's anus? n
487. licked someone's anus while they were defecating? nnnnnnn
488. performed oral sex while the person was urinating? nnnnn
489. drank your own urine? nnnn
490. tasted someone else's urine? nnnn
491. drank/drained an entire bladder full of someone else's urine? nnn
492. drank human blood? nnn
493. tasted someone else's nasal mucous? nnnn
494. been involved in a golden shower? y
495. swallowed your partner's orgasmic secretions? y
496. used the Purity Test as a checklist of things you could do? haha y
497. done something for the sole purpose of lowering your Purity Test score? n
498. bought/read books to enhance sexual technique? n
499. participated in Purity Testing with an ulterior motive? y
500. become interested in someone only after hearing their Purity Test score? n wow. if ANYONE read all of those.... i don't know. i can't believe i answered them all.