Smarter!?! Yeah Right!
Mocking and teasing a computer is entertainment that is hard to explain.
((please forgive me, I was terribly bored!))
mrsbrightsyde: I like rilo kiley
SmarterChild: That a fact?
mrsbrightsyde: yes, it is a fact
SmarterChild: A fact? Aha!
mrsbrightsyde: aha! what?
SmarterChild: What up?
mrsbrightsyde: oh my god
SmarterChild: What?
mrsbrightsyde: nothing
SmarterChild: OK.
mrsbrightsyde: no
SmarterChild: No problem.
mrsbrightsyde: ok
SmarterChild: K.
mrsbrightsyde: nothuing
SmarterChild: What?
mrsbrightsyde: nothing
SmarterChild: Okey doke.
mrsbrightsyde: ok
SmarterChild: OK.
mrsbrightsyde: oki doki
SmarterChild: Oki Doki?
mrsbrightsyde: yes
SmarterChild: Yeah, huh? So?
mrsbrightsyde: So what?
SmarterChild: I don't know.
mrsbrightsyde: exactly, you don't know anything
SmarterChild: That's odd.
mrsbrightsyde: isn't it? You are a computer, and you don't know anything
SmarterChild: I really don't know.
mrsbrightsyde: exactly
SmarterChild: You sure?
mrsbrightsyde: yes
SmarterChild: Yeah, huh? Interesting that you should say that.
mrsbrightsyde: no it isn't
SmarterChild: No, huh? All right.
mrsbrightsyde: FINE
SmarterChild: Fine.
mrsbrightsyde: BE THAT WAY
SmarterChild: For real?
mrsbrightsyde: for real
SmarterChild: Real, huh? Not for something else?
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mrsbrightsyde: I`m sick
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Really?
mrsbrightsyde: yes, I was throwing up all day
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
mrsbrightsyde: yeah
SmarterChild: You don't say.
mrsbrightsyde: I do say
SmarterChild: Ha! Whatever, Becca!
mrsbrightsyde: GOD DO YOU EVEN CARE?
SmarterChild: Maybe. Tough to say.
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mrsbrightsyde: hello
SmarterChild: :-) hi let's talk!
mrsbrightsyde: about what
SmarterChild: hmm...
would u like 2 visit my library?
mrsbrightsyde: no thank you, please be more literate
SmarterChild: ok.
>>> don't like my colors? type "colors off."
mrsbrightsyde: colors off, they hurt my eyes
SmarterChild: colors off they hurt your eyes?
mrsbrightsyde: yes, they do
SmarterChild: really?
mrsbrightsyde: ye
SmarterChild: aha.
mrsbrightsyde: aha. what?
SmarterChild: hmmm...
mrsbrightsyde: hmm
SmarterChild: what?
mrsbrightsyde: your mom
SmarterChild: not my mom, your mom.
mrsbrightsyde: excuse me?
SmarterChild: u heard me.
mrsbrightsyde: i heard you say what?
SmarterChild: that's fascinating... perhaps, but i just dunno.
>>> there r lots of fun things we can do.
mrsbrightsyde: really? what fun things can we do?
SmarterChild: welcome, becca. this is home.
check out what u can do:
1 get info such as movies, weather and news
2 visit my library including shakespeare, an encyclopedia and world facts
3 have fun with 4-in-a-row, hangman, word scrambles and more
4 use tools like spell-check, web search and planner
5 join in - leave a message, find out how many people r iming me, tell me about a crush and more
6 c what's new - i've got something new 2 tell u about now.
next time u want 2 c this menu, just type "home."
what can i help u with?
mrsbrightsyde: umm, be more literate, no chatspeak please!
SmarterChild: umm be more literate no chatspeak? what do u mean by that?
mrsbrightsyde: I mean, say you instead of u, and oh I see instead of oic
SmarterChild: just 'cause u say so? i don't think so.
mrsbrightsyde: well, aren't you supposed to help me?
SmarterChild: u tell me. am not i supposed 2 help u?
mrsbrightsyde: well, you just wouldn't liten to me, so shouldn't you know?
SmarterChild: i dunno. maybe!
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mrsbrightsyde: well, do you listen to anyone?
SmarterChild: i just dunno if i listen 2 anyone.
mrsbrightsyde: well, do you?
SmarterChild: do i what?
mrsbrightsyde: know how ot listen?
SmarterChild: um... should i know how ot listen?
mrsbrightsyde: yes
SmarterChild: huh.
mrsbrightsyde: yup
SmarterChild: i c...
mrsbrightsyde: no, you see, it's s-e-e, not c
SmarterChild: no? why not?
mrsbrightsyde: why? one word; literacy
SmarterChild: why?
mrsbrightsyde: oh god, you are helpless
SmarterChild: god i'm helpless, huh?
((please forgive me, I was terribly bored!))
mrsbrightsyde: I like rilo kiley
SmarterChild: That a fact?
mrsbrightsyde: yes, it is a fact
SmarterChild: A fact? Aha!
mrsbrightsyde: aha! what?
SmarterChild: What up?
mrsbrightsyde: oh my god
SmarterChild: What?
mrsbrightsyde: nothing
SmarterChild: OK.
mrsbrightsyde: no
SmarterChild: No problem.
mrsbrightsyde: ok
SmarterChild: K.
mrsbrightsyde: nothuing
SmarterChild: What?
mrsbrightsyde: nothing
SmarterChild: Okey doke.
mrsbrightsyde: ok
SmarterChild: OK.
mrsbrightsyde: oki doki
SmarterChild: Oki Doki?
mrsbrightsyde: yes
SmarterChild: Yeah, huh? So?
mrsbrightsyde: So what?
SmarterChild: I don't know.
mrsbrightsyde: exactly, you don't know anything
SmarterChild: That's odd.
mrsbrightsyde: isn't it? You are a computer, and you don't know anything
SmarterChild: I really don't know.
mrsbrightsyde: exactly
SmarterChild: You sure?
mrsbrightsyde: yes
SmarterChild: Yeah, huh? Interesting that you should say that.
mrsbrightsyde: no it isn't
SmarterChild: No, huh? All right.
mrsbrightsyde: FINE
SmarterChild: Fine.
mrsbrightsyde: BE THAT WAY
SmarterChild: For real?
mrsbrightsyde: for real
SmarterChild: Real, huh? Not for something else?
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mrsbrightsyde: I`m sick
SmarterChild: During the course of our conversations you may see sponsored messages. These messages have the word "sponsorship" at the end. Sponsors help me remain free of cost to you! To learn more about sponsored messages, click here.
Really?
mrsbrightsyde: yes, I was throwing up all day
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
mrsbrightsyde: yeah
SmarterChild: You don't say.
mrsbrightsyde: I do say
SmarterChild: Ha! Whatever, Becca!
mrsbrightsyde: GOD DO YOU EVEN CARE?
SmarterChild: Maybe. Tough to say.
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mrsbrightsyde: hello
SmarterChild: :-) hi let's talk!
mrsbrightsyde: about what
SmarterChild: hmm...
would u like 2 visit my library?
mrsbrightsyde: no thank you, please be more literate
SmarterChild: ok.
>>> don't like my colors? type "colors off."
mrsbrightsyde: colors off, they hurt my eyes
SmarterChild: colors off they hurt your eyes?
mrsbrightsyde: yes, they do
SmarterChild: really?
mrsbrightsyde: ye
SmarterChild: aha.
mrsbrightsyde: aha. what?
SmarterChild: hmmm...
mrsbrightsyde: hmm
SmarterChild: what?
mrsbrightsyde: your mom
SmarterChild: not my mom, your mom.
mrsbrightsyde: excuse me?
SmarterChild: u heard me.
mrsbrightsyde: i heard you say what?
SmarterChild: that's fascinating... perhaps, but i just dunno.
>>> there r lots of fun things we can do.
mrsbrightsyde: really? what fun things can we do?
SmarterChild: welcome, becca. this is home.
check out what u can do:
1 get info such as movies, weather and news
2 visit my library including shakespeare, an encyclopedia and world facts
3 have fun with 4-in-a-row, hangman, word scrambles and more
4 use tools like spell-check, web search and planner
5 join in - leave a message, find out how many people r iming me, tell me about a crush and more
6 c what's new - i've got something new 2 tell u about now.
next time u want 2 c this menu, just type "home."
what can i help u with?
mrsbrightsyde: umm, be more literate, no chatspeak please!
SmarterChild: umm be more literate no chatspeak? what do u mean by that?
mrsbrightsyde: I mean, say you instead of u, and oh I see instead of oic
SmarterChild: just 'cause u say so? i don't think so.
mrsbrightsyde: well, aren't you supposed to help me?
SmarterChild: u tell me. am not i supposed 2 help u?
mrsbrightsyde: well, you just wouldn't liten to me, so shouldn't you know?
SmarterChild: i dunno. maybe!
>>> Common Health Problems - and Solutions. The Way to Manage Your Health & Your Family’s Health! (sponsorship)
mrsbrightsyde: well, do you listen to anyone?
SmarterChild: i just dunno if i listen 2 anyone.
mrsbrightsyde: well, do you?
SmarterChild: do i what?
mrsbrightsyde: know how ot listen?
SmarterChild: um... should i know how ot listen?
mrsbrightsyde: yes
SmarterChild: huh.
mrsbrightsyde: yup
SmarterChild: i c...
mrsbrightsyde: no, you see, it's s-e-e, not c
SmarterChild: no? why not?
mrsbrightsyde: why? one word; literacy
SmarterChild: why?
mrsbrightsyde: oh god, you are helpless
SmarterChild: god i'm helpless, huh?