stolen from assmonkey (vanessa) who stole it from monkeyass (stacey)
British:
[ ] You drink a lot of tea
[ ] You know what a brolly is
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor
[ ] You use the word "bugger"or the phrase "bloody hell"
[x] Fish and Chips are yummy..
[ ] you can eat a Full English Breakfast
[ ] you dislike EMOS! almost as much as you dislike chavs
[ ] its football...not soccer
Total = 1
Australian
[ ] you wear flip flops all year
[ ] you call flip flops thongs not flip flops
[ ] you love a backyard barbie
[x] you know a barbie is not just a doll
[x] you love the beach
[ ] sometimes you swear without realizing
[x] you're a sports fanatic
[x] you are tanned
[ ] you're a bit of a bogan
[x] you have an australian something (shirt, phone sock, etc.)
Total = 5
Italian
[x] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] your last name ends in a vowel.
[x] your grandmother makes/made her own sauces.
[x] you know how a real meatball tastes like.
[ ] you know Italian songs.
[x] you have dark hair and dark eye color
[ ] you speak some italian
[x]you are under 5'10''.
[x] pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world.
[x] you talk with your hands.
Total = 6
Mexican
[ ] you say member instead of remember
[ ] you speak spanish or some
[x] you like tacos
[ ] yoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr. -- ew
[ ] you are dark skinned - schmeh?
[ ] you know what a Puta is.
[x] you talk fast occasionally. - allll the time
[x] you have had highlights or dyed your hair.
[ ] you know what platanos are
Total= 3
Russian
[ ] you say villian as: Vee-lon
[x] you get short tempered
[ ] you know of sombody named natasha
[ ] you get cold easily
[x] rain is fun for you
[ ] You get into contests all the time
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather
Total= 3
Irish
[ ] you love to drink
[x] you have a bad temper.
[ ]Your last name starts with a Mc OR Murph or O' or Fitz or ends with a ley,on,un,an,ins,ry, ly, y.
[ ] you have blue or green eyes.
[x] you like the color green.
[x] you have been to a st. pattys day party.
[ ] you have a family member from Ireland..
[ ] you have blonde hair
[ ] you have/had freckles
[x]your family get togethers always include drinking and/or singing
Total = 4
African American
[ ] you say nigga/nukka casually
[ ] You have nappy hair
[x] you like rap
[ ] You know how to shoot a gun
[x] you think President George W. Bush is racist
[x] you like chicken
[ ] you like watermelon
[ ] you can dance
[ ] you can ‘sing’ gospel
Total = 3
Asian
[] you have slanty/small eyes
[x] you like rice a lot
[ ] you are good at math
[ ] you have played the piano
[x] you have family from asia
[ ] you laugh sometimes covering your mouth
[x] most people think you're chinese
[ ] you call hurricanes typhoons
[ ] you go to Baulko
Total= 3
German
[x] you like bread
[x] you think American Chocolate is good.
[ ] you Speak some German
[x] you know what Schnitzel is
[ ] you hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi
[ ] you went to Pre-school.
[x] you're over 5'2"
Total= 4
Canadian
[x] you like/play/played hockey
[x] you love beer
[x] You say eh
[x] you know what poutine is
[x] you speak some french-
[x] you love Tim Horton's
[ ] at one point you lived in a farm house
[x] you watch/watched degrassi
Total= 7
American
[ ] hate foreigners
[ ] hate non-Christians
[x] lazy
[ ] not cultured
[ ] hate abortion
[ ] love the death penalty
[ ] don't read
[x] shop at walmart
[ ] think this bulletin is rather biased
Tota = 2
YAYYY CANADIANS
[ ] You drink a lot of tea
[ ] You know what a brolly is
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor
[ ] You use the word "bugger"or the phrase "bloody hell"
[x] Fish and Chips are yummy..
[ ] you can eat a Full English Breakfast
[ ] you dislike EMOS! almost as much as you dislike chavs
[ ] its football...not soccer
Total = 1
Australian
[ ] you wear flip flops all year
[ ] you call flip flops thongs not flip flops
[ ] you love a backyard barbie
[x] you know a barbie is not just a doll
[x] you love the beach
[ ] sometimes you swear without realizing
[x] you're a sports fanatic
[x] you are tanned
[ ] you're a bit of a bogan
[x] you have an australian something (shirt, phone sock, etc.)
Total = 5
Italian
[x] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] your last name ends in a vowel.
[x] your grandmother makes/made her own sauces.
[x] you know how a real meatball tastes like.
[ ] you know Italian songs.
[x] you have dark hair and dark eye color
[ ] you speak some italian
[x]you are under 5'10''.
[x] pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world.
[x] you talk with your hands.
Total = 6
Mexican
[ ] you say member instead of remember
[ ] you speak spanish or some
[x] you like tacos
[ ] yoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr. -- ew
[ ] you are dark skinned - schmeh?
[ ] you know what a Puta is.
[x] you talk fast occasionally. - allll the time
[x] you have had highlights or dyed your hair.
[ ] you know what platanos are
Total= 3
Russian
[ ] you say villian as: Vee-lon
[x] you get short tempered
[ ] you know of sombody named natasha
[ ] you get cold easily
[x] rain is fun for you
[ ] You get into contests all the time
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather
Total= 3
Irish
[ ] you love to drink
[x] you have a bad temper.
[ ]Your last name starts with a Mc OR Murph or O' or Fitz or ends with a ley,on,un,an,ins,ry, ly, y.
[ ] you have blue or green eyes.
[x] you like the color green.
[x] you have been to a st. pattys day party.
[ ] you have a family member from Ireland..
[ ] you have blonde hair
[ ] you have/had freckles
[x]your family get togethers always include drinking and/or singing
Total = 4
African American
[ ] you say nigga/nukka casually
[ ] You have nappy hair
[x] you like rap
[ ] You know how to shoot a gun
[x] you think President George W. Bush is racist
[x] you like chicken
[ ] you like watermelon
[ ] you can dance
[ ] you can ‘sing’ gospel
Total = 3
Asian
[] you have slanty/small eyes
[x] you like rice a lot
[ ] you are good at math
[ ] you have played the piano
[x] you have family from asia
[ ] you laugh sometimes covering your mouth
[x] most people think you're chinese
[ ] you call hurricanes typhoons
[ ] you go to Baulko
Total= 3
German
[x] you like bread
[x] you think American Chocolate is good.
[ ] you Speak some German
[x] you know what Schnitzel is
[ ] you hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi
[ ] you went to Pre-school.
[x] you're over 5'2"
Total= 4
Canadian
[x] you like/play/played hockey
[x] you love beer
[x] You say eh
[x] you know what poutine is
[x] you speak some french-
[x] you love Tim Horton's
[ ] at one point you lived in a farm house
[x] you watch/watched degrassi
Total= 7
American
[ ] hate foreigners
[ ] hate non-Christians
[x] lazy
[ ] not cultured
[ ] hate abortion
[ ] love the death penalty
[ ] don't read
[x] shop at walmart
[ ] think this bulletin is rather biased
Tota = 2
YAYYY CANADIANS