why does everyone get to go to europe this summer?

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a ninja fetus: you didnt even tell me you were going to europe
CupidsChokeHold4: i'm sorry
CupidsChokeHold4: i thought i did.
CupidsChokeHold4: i think i told everyone else#
a ninja fetus: haha
a ninja fetus: its cool
a ninja fetus: just have a lot of fun
a ninja fetus: and hook me up with a hot european man
a ninja fetus: with scruff
CupidsChokeHold4: they are all hot guys but no hot girls
a ninja fetus: hahaha
CupidsChokeHold4: i saw.. two really hot brittish guys making out
a ninja fetus: OH MY GOD
CupidsChokeHold4: and you would have died
CupidsChokeHold4: i thought of you when it happened