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"do you miss him?"
"yeah..."
"well...tell him you're 3 months pregnant...with his child...maybe he'll come back"
"that won't work"
"why not"
"because we didnt have sex, so i cant be having his kid"
"suure you didnt"
"we didnt!"
"oh well, tell him anyways"
lmao. you're so stupid.
I love you <3