Don't come home for Christmas.
You're the last thing I want to see underneath the treeeeee...
Highlights of Christmas..
*Taking communion. I'm Jewish, and totally not even baptised. See you in hell, Christians.
*Eating pork on a Friday.
*Was accused of "stealing gas" and became a convict for a day.
*Getting an official Debbie Gibson shirt from the Anything is Possible tour in 1987.
*Clinique Happy makes me happy.
*Not having to work, although holiday pay would have been nice.
*Defacing the church program booklet.
*The hours spent watching Napolean Dynamite. I have to make a mental note to buy it.
*Sleeping at Ryan's on the Eve and waking up to him crashing into his tupperware containers. He fell. He said his leg wasn't working for some reason.
*5 hours of The Golden Girls season 1.
Non-highlights of Christmas
*The parents my party threw.
*The church service being in BOTH English and Spanish = church taking twice as long and being twice as boring.
Lindsay's plans for New Years are completely non-existent! Call her for further details!
Highlights of Christmas..
*Taking communion. I'm Jewish, and totally not even baptised. See you in hell, Christians.
*Eating pork on a Friday.
*Was accused of "stealing gas" and became a convict for a day.
*Getting an official Debbie Gibson shirt from the Anything is Possible tour in 1987.
*Clinique Happy makes me happy.
*Not having to work, although holiday pay would have been nice.
*Defacing the church program booklet.
*The hours spent watching Napolean Dynamite. I have to make a mental note to buy it.
*Sleeping at Ryan's on the Eve and waking up to him crashing into his tupperware containers. He fell. He said his leg wasn't working for some reason.
*5 hours of The Golden Girls season 1.
Non-highlights of Christmas
*The parents my party threw.
*The church service being in BOTH English and Spanish = church taking twice as long and being twice as boring.
Lindsay's plans for New Years are completely non-existent! Call her for further details!