hee hee.. funny joke

Mar 04, 2005 18:14

An Asian man walks into a New York Currency Exchange with 2000 yen. He receives $72.00 in American currency. The following week, the same Asian man walks into the same currency exchange. He again exchanges 2000 yen. This time, he receives $66.00 in American currency. The Asian man doesn't understand why he received less money, so he asks the clerk, "Why less money when same 2000 yen"

The clerk replies, "Fluctuations." As the Asian man prepares to leave, he turns, looks at the clerk and angrily says, "Fluck you Amelicans, too!"

and a song i wrote for karen (we broke up for after lunch but got back together after sixth period):
this was on her away message...

old mcdonald had a farm
e-i-e-i-o
and on his farm he had a pig/karen
e-i-e-i-o
with an oink oink here
and an squeak squeak there
here an oink
there a squeak
everywhere an oink squeak
old mcdonald had a farm
e-i-e-i-ho!

-written by Azeen Nafeces

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