May 21, 2008 16:57
Dear Boys/Men/Perverts,
Us females are of course blessed with two lumps that are permanently stuck to the front of our bodies. These things are called breasts. They are functional things, and are part of our wonderful childbearing form.
I would like to suggest that when in conversation with a woman who happens to have a nice pair that you remain about you the most upmost respect and look her in the eyes when you talk to her.
Try not to let your eyes stray downwards. However as you are after all male, us females understand that you may find some difficulty in this. If you catch yourself doing this, quickly and simply avert your eyes back to her face and carry on the conversation.
These simple tips will ensure that no offense is caused or taken.
Not yours faithfully,
A girl who has just had her tits stared at by a door to door salesman!