yucky entry

[__mamamia__]

i wish i could come to safe conclusions / that are actually right. parang i'm always mali.

i wish restaurants would always have what i order. i swear, ito yung pinakamakulit na malas ko. tangina how can a coffee shop not have ice, and a pizza place have a broken oven?

i wish my dog didn't stick his crap on the wall.

i wish i had powers other than making things sound bastos to green people (even when i'm a very innocent, wholesome person).

i wish i could make things last longer than really really short so when they end, for once, hindi bitin.

i wish my dad were less ulyanin / bingi. dagnabbit, our conversations sound like an eminem song... "my name is... what? my name is... what? my name is... what?"

i wish i didn't have such a huge weakness for anything sweet.

i wish my calves were more feminine.

and in other news:
blooming yung mom ko, serioso. i don't know what it is... but it's fucking unfair. she's supposed to be old so she's not allowed to bloom anymore.
ano to, second 20's?
and they're becoming all sweet again as a couple.
ako na lang yung single sa pamilya ko. hassle.
ako na lang yung walang date sa mga family dinner chuva. what a loser. hahahaha.
i think i should just become a nun, like i was in my past life.