Something silly

[__maelstrom__]

This was posted a long time ago, but I just found it and got a laugh out of it, so I thought I'd repost it.

Falling
(Parody of "Crawling" by Linkin Park)

Falling on my ass
Each day I lose my balance
Nothing trips me up
I just can't friggin' walk

There’s something deep inside that sways me into brick walls
My face has been flatened
This lack of motor skills I fear is never ending
So painful, need stitches
To mend myself again
The walls are closing in
(Without a sense of some balance
I’m convinced that I should just sit down in a chair)
It all makes me dirty
So shower tiiiiiiiiiime

Falling in the tub
Slipping on the soap
Now I broke my ass
Shoulda had it on a rope

The other day I decided to go bowling
So stupid, bad idea
I took a swing and fell right onto the lane
I slid down the gutter
Oh here we go again
The pins are closing in
(Without a sense of some balance
I’m convinced that I should just sit down in a chair)
Here comes the pin racker
Goddamn iiiiiiiit!

Sliding down the lane
The balls, they hit my head
Because they always bowl
Even though I'm on lane

Falling on my ass
Each Day I lose my balance
Nothing trips me up
I just can't friggin' walk