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May 27, 2004 17:45

you have to know the story. shrop and i love the movie dogma. we were planning on hanging out awhile back and chillin and watching it and eating taquitos because they're dayumm good. he's such a whore. our conversation:

theONLYshrop: i thought about you yesterday
Theba A La Mode: really? why
theONLYshrop: i ate taquitos and watched dogma
Theba A La Mode: WITHOUT ME?!?!?!?!?!?!
theONLYshrop: i popped the moie in...then the only thing in the freezer were those...so i opped them in the oven
Theba A La Mode: YOU WHORE, WE'RE OVER
theONLYshrop: :'(
theONLYshrop: POR QUE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Theba A La Mode: YOU CHEATED ON ME...WITH ........YOURSELF.
theONLYshrop: but, thats not fair..you cna't blame me for that..myself is just so damn hot
theONLYshrop: and i actually could connect with myself on so many levels..it was liek we're the same person
Theba A La Mode: was it good?
Theba A La Mode: was it WORTH IT
Theba A La Mode: because you just lost the one thing you never hadddddddddddddddddddddd baby
theONLYshrop: ...no, it wasn't
Theba A La Mode: watch your future walk away
theONLYshrop: damn me for all i'm worth thea...i'mn soooo sooooo soooo sooos ooos oo soo sorry
Theba A La Mode: no
Theba A La Mode: you have to pay
Theba A La Mode: i might just watch dogma with MYSELF too
Theba A La Mode: i won't eat taquitos
Theba A La Mode: i'll eat QUESADILLAS
theONLYshrop: oh, you cold hearted woman
theONLYshrop: how can you say that?
theONLYshrop: you don't mean it...you know it
Theba A La Mode: oh and me and myself will CONNECT
Theba A La Mode: and it will be SPECIAL
Theba A La Mode: more special than it would have been if you and i had gone thru with our plans.
Theba A La Mode: YOU'RE A HARLETT!!!
Theba A La Mode: YOU TWO-TIMING DOUBLE-DEALING HUSSYFOOT!
theONLYshrop: *GASPS*
theONLYshrop: *thorws pillows at you as i cry helplessly on my heart shaped bed*
theONLYshrop: YOU HAVE HURT ME SOOOOOBAD
Theba A La Mode: *throws vase at your head*
Theba A La Mode: YOU HURT ME WORSE
theONLYshrop: hahahahahaha, oyeah, i can't hold that luagh in any more....k, this is going to be an away message definately
Theba A La Mode: :-D
Theba A La Mode: i love ya shropbaby
theONLYshrop: love ya too my theahoney

everything worked out in the end. we're friends. dawg.
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