Dag, yo.
APPLICATION
[Basics]
Name/Nicknames: Alanna. My superclose friends call me Lanz. I want to slap them.
Age: 13
Location: Thornhill, Ontario -- populated mostly by rich Jews.
Gender: Female
[Fave]
10 fave musical artists: Metric, Elvis Crespo, Rilo Kiley, Bright Eyes, Straylight Run, Gwen Stefani, The Supremes, KLF, Kelly Clarkson, ABC, Jackson Five
5 fave movies: Pretty In Pink, Bring It On (guilty pleasure), Drop Dead Gorgeous, Cinderella, Thirteen
5 Fave shows: The Weekenders, Recess, Las Vegas, Boy Meets World, The Amazing Race
3 fave books: Where The Heart Is, The Insiders, The Missing Piece Meets The Big O
[Opinions]
The government: I live in Canada and the Prime Minister is Paul MArtin. I don't know enough about him to make a good opinion. All I know is that he was potentially involved in a sponsorship scandal and my mom hates him.
Abortion: I believe in a woman's right to choose, whether she be 14 or 40.
Animal Rights: I hate people who wear real fur and products being tested on animals. I'm sure to check everything I buy before I buy it, to make sure it hasn't been tested on animals. I do eat meat, unfortunately. But I'm slowly cutting down on it.
same sex marriage: Everyone should be able to marry, whether they be gay or straight.
Drugs: I think they're disgusting. They're unhealthy and I don't plan on doing drugs. People who think they're "cool" for doing srugs are ridiculous, and people who say "In high school, you're so going to do drugs" are wrong. I'm not.
[List at least 5 reasons for being a loser]
- I bite skin off of my fingers.
- I randomly stand up and thrust my pelvis during class.
- I'm involved A LOT in my school, but hate all the teachers I'm involved with.
- I've been in the same class with teh same people since grade four. I'm in grade eight.
- I skipped a grade.
- I decorate my Kleenex boxes.
- I glue my hands together.
- One day, I woke up in the morning outside of my room.
- I watched Saved By The Bell....every morning.
[other]..be original!
If you had one million dollars, what would you spend it on and why?: Binoculars for everyone. That way we could all see farther away. It's perfect logic.
What is your plot to take over the world?: Bang Donald Trump.
If you were stranded on a deserted island what 5 things would you bring with you and why?: Toothpaste, Cucumbers, Nail Polish, A Kite, and a Keleenex box with decorating supplies.
If you could have any "ONE" super power, what would it be?: When people lie, I want to smell like vanilla . That way I know that they're lying to me. BEcause I smell good.
[Fill in the blank]
I wish I were a penguin.
When im alone i usually decorate Kleenex boxes.
My snowman Can jump up and down.
Your Mother Likes To eat.
if you wanna be my lover you gotta GET WITH MA FRIENDS
Whatever Happened To the cast of Saved by The Bell
I have a crush on nobody. Boys are really icky lately.
[Pictures]
+2 or more Pictures of You the loser
+ a picture of the dorkiest item you own
My pyjamas...
+ a picture of something that would make us laugh
They look exactly the same... The lead singer in the middle, and his groupies surrounding:
Any last words???:
I'm so fly.
Vote for me.
Good votes.
K thnx.