crack a nut
It is about 11:30 in the morning. The sun is shining brightly, but still not strong enough to cut through the sudden chill that has settled over night. Professor x appears carrying a plastic bag. The bad stretches awkwardly, straining against the weight it contains, while one of the more suspicious contents neatly slices through the side, glinting in the glaring sunlight. Suddenly, professor y rounds the corner and stops abruptly on the stairs, eying the carving knife that is protruding from the bag.
PROF Y: Is that really necessary? I mean, he said he would have it in at least a hour..
PrOF X:[slightly impatient] Exactly, a hour..I've been waiting to crack this one for days..I believe this is the only way.
PROF Y: Well-alright, but I'm just warning you! There will be a mess! And I expect it to be gone when I'm back!
PROF X: [laughs] jesus! you are scaring the students! Don't worry everybody It's only a coconut!
PROF Y: [exits, singing] I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts...
Random Student:[sings} Dee do la dee
This is why I wake up each morning, that and chicken noodle soup
PROF Y: Is that really necessary? I mean, he said he would have it in at least a hour..
PrOF X:[slightly impatient] Exactly, a hour..I've been waiting to crack this one for days..I believe this is the only way.
PROF Y: Well-alright, but I'm just warning you! There will be a mess! And I expect it to be gone when I'm back!
PROF X: [laughs] jesus! you are scaring the students! Don't worry everybody It's only a coconut!
PROF Y: [exits, singing] I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts...
Random Student:[sings} Dee do la dee
This is why I wake up each morning, that and chicken noodle soup