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[__leumas]

EDIT: lol vid blog.

And here's the text.

Holy shit.

So I go to the bathroom, right, and, well, when I return, there is a HUGE ASS BUG SITTING ON MY 2 KEY ON MY NUMBER PAD ON MY KEYBOARD.

So I'm all like.

"OHMYFUCKINGGOD WHATTHEHELL."

And run into the bathroom and get some toilet paper.

WELL. THE STUPID BUG CRAWLS *~*UNDER*~* THE TWO KEY. AND I'M ALL LIKE. "OH FUCK."

So I get a mechanical pencil.

And start.

Fucking.

RIPPING OUT. MY NUMBER PAD. TRYING TO FIND THIS BUG.

BECAUSE IT WAS GOING EVERYWHERE.

And. Well. I corner it. And I'm not sure if I should go at it with the pencil or the paper towel. So I poke at it and it like squirms and like fucking JUMPS OUT OF THE NUMBER BAD AND LIKE. IS UNDERNEATH ALL THESE PAPERS BESIDE MY KEYBOARD.

AND I'M LIKE "SHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT."

and then. Well. It dashes to the back of the desk that's against the wall that I'm not able to get to. And I'm like.

"SHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT."

So. Of course. The most reasonable way to attempt to kill this bug is obvious.

I go and get my HAIRDRYER.

AND DRY THE BUG OFF THE DESK!

Then I went underneath the desk to see if it fell. But I couldn't see it.

But then, like, thirty seconds after that. I see this.

TINY LITTLE FUCKING THING SPRINTS. IT FUCKING SPRINTS ACROSS THE FLOOR BEHIND MY BED.

AND NOW.

NOW I'M FUCKING SCARED AS SHIT.

TO GO TO BED.

BECAUSE THAT BUG IS GOING TO TELL ALL IT'S BUG BUDDIES AND DISSECT ME IN MY SLEEP.

And.

And now.

I can't find my fucking DIVISION KEY.

WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITHOUT A DIVISON KEY ON MY NUMBER PAD?!