Facebook Newsfeed of Love (SGA, McKay/Sheppard, g)
Title: Facebook Newsfeed of Love
Author: doctorfumbles
Rating: g
Word Count:
Fandom: SGA
Character(s)/Pairing(s): John/Rodney
Summary: If John and Rodney were both teenagers and using Facebook. Also, I know the news feed goes from Most Recent at the top to Least Recent at the bottom, but I'm doing it a little differently, to amek it easier to read.
Warnings: CRACK!fic.
Disclaimer: fic-tion n. something feigned, invented, or imagined; a made-up story
Rodney McKay and John Sheppard are now friends. February 1st.
Rodney McKay has been working on his graduate thesis for seven hours. February 1st.
John Sheppard wrote on Rodney McKay's Wall. February 1st.
You sound like you need a break. Pizza?
Rodney McKay wrote on John Sheppard's Wall. February 1st.
Pizza?
John Sheppard wrote on Rodney McKay's Wall. February 1st.
Yeah, wanna go?
Rodney McKay wrote on John Sheppard's Wall. February 1st.
With you?
John Sheppard wrote on Rodney McKay's Wall. February 1st.
Yeah, jeez. It's called 'hanging out,' Rodney, you should try it sometime.
Rodney McKay has said sorry to John Sheppard using SuperPoke! February 2nd.
John Sheppard has made a mixtape for 10 people using SuperPoke! February 2nd.
John Sheppard wrote on Rodney McKay's Wall. February 3rd.
Hey, Rodney, can you come over and help me set up my PS3?
Rodney McKay is on John's computer. Huh, I thought there would be more hot girls. February 3rd.
Rodney McKay has ordered takeout with John Sheppard using SuperPoke! February 3rd.
John Sheppard has rocked out with Rodney McKay using SuperPoke! February 3rd.
Rodney McKay has became invincible with 2 people using SuperPoke! February 4th.
John Sheppard posted a link to Rodney Mckay's wall. February 4th.
Have you seen this? It's not as bad as you said you thought it would be. I think it looks alright.
John Sheppard has bought a drink for Rodney McKay SuperPoke! February 4th.
Rodney McKay has thrown a polar bear at John Sheppard using SuperPoke! February 5th.
John Sheppard has thrown a cake at Rodney McKay using SuperPoke! February 5th.
John Sheppard and Rodney McKay are attending Free Milk Screening! Bring Your Own Drink! February 5th.
Rodney McKay has voted for John Sheppard using SuperPoke! February 6th.
John Sheppard wrote on Rodney McKay's Wall. February 6th.
What time are we supposed to meet again?
Rodney McKay wrote on John Sheppard's Wall. February 6th.
8:30
John Sheppard wrote on Rodney McKay's Wall. February 6th
Do you want to grab dinner first?
Rodney McKay is wondering if this is going to be a date?. February 6th.
Rodney McKay is oh crap did I really write that on my Facebook status?. February 6th.
Rodney McKay is going to tutor semi-idiotic students in Physics. February 6th.
John Sheppard is flattered he's only semi-idiotic. February 6th.
John Sheppard tagged Rodney McKay in the note: 25 Random Things. February 6th.
John Sheppard has bought a drink for Rodney McKay using SuperPoke! February 6th.
Rodney McKay tagged John Sheppard in the note: 25 Random Things. February 7th.
Rodney McKay has hid from John Sheppard using SuperPoke! February 7th.
John Sheppard has fed Rodney McKay using SuperPoke! February 7th.
Rodney McKay has made ramen for John Sheppard using SuperPoke! February 7th.
John Sheppard has hit on Rodney McKay using SuperPoke! February 7th.
Rodney McKay has rode the TARDIS with John Sheppard using SuperPoke! February 8th.
Rodney McKay is confused. February 9th.
Rodney McKay wrote on John Sheppard's Wall. February 10th.
Sheppard?
Rodney McKay wrote on John Sheppard's Wall. February 11th.
...Sheppard?
Rodney McKay wrote on John Sheppard's Wall. February 12th.
...John?
John Sheppard has fell in love with Rodney McKay using SuperPoke! February 13th.
Rodney McKay understands. February 13th.
Rodney McKay has fell in love with John Sheppard using SuperPoke! February 13th.
Rodney McKay and John Sheppard are no longer listed as single. February 13th.
A/N: The link that John links to is clickable. Otherwise, nothing else is a link.
I realize two weeks is kind of fast but I kind of wrote this with the idea of Rodney being a graduate student and being the TA of John's undergraduate Physics class (hence the tutoring). John has always had this huge crush on Rodney, Rodney has always had this huge crush on John. You know. Somehow, someone pushes John and Rodney to add each other, on Facebook, and things escalate quickly.
Author: doctorfumbles
Rating: g
Word Count:
Fandom: SGA
Character(s)/Pairing(s): John/Rodney
Summary: If John and Rodney were both teenagers and using Facebook. Also, I know the news feed goes from Most Recent at the top to Least Recent at the bottom, but I'm doing it a little differently, to amek it easier to read.
Warnings: CRACK!fic.
Disclaimer: fic-tion n. something feigned, invented, or imagined; a made-up story
Rodney McKay and John Sheppard are now friends. February 1st.
Rodney McKay has been working on his graduate thesis for seven hours. February 1st.
John Sheppard wrote on Rodney McKay's Wall. February 1st.
You sound like you need a break. Pizza?
Rodney McKay wrote on John Sheppard's Wall. February 1st.
Pizza?
John Sheppard wrote on Rodney McKay's Wall. February 1st.
Yeah, wanna go?
Rodney McKay wrote on John Sheppard's Wall. February 1st.
With you?
John Sheppard wrote on Rodney McKay's Wall. February 1st.
Yeah, jeez. It's called 'hanging out,' Rodney, you should try it sometime.
Rodney McKay has said sorry to John Sheppard using SuperPoke! February 2nd.
John Sheppard has made a mixtape for 10 people using SuperPoke! February 2nd.
John Sheppard wrote on Rodney McKay's Wall. February 3rd.
Hey, Rodney, can you come over and help me set up my PS3?
Rodney McKay is on John's computer. Huh, I thought there would be more hot girls. February 3rd.
Rodney McKay has ordered takeout with John Sheppard using SuperPoke! February 3rd.
John Sheppard has rocked out with Rodney McKay using SuperPoke! February 3rd.
Rodney McKay has became invincible with 2 people using SuperPoke! February 4th.
John Sheppard posted a link to Rodney Mckay's wall. February 4th.
Have you seen this? It's not as bad as you said you thought it would be. I think it looks alright.
John Sheppard has bought a drink for Rodney McKay SuperPoke! February 4th.
Rodney McKay has thrown a polar bear at John Sheppard using SuperPoke! February 5th.
John Sheppard has thrown a cake at Rodney McKay using SuperPoke! February 5th.
John Sheppard and Rodney McKay are attending Free Milk Screening! Bring Your Own Drink! February 5th.
Rodney McKay has voted for John Sheppard using SuperPoke! February 6th.
John Sheppard wrote on Rodney McKay's Wall. February 6th.
What time are we supposed to meet again?
Rodney McKay wrote on John Sheppard's Wall. February 6th.
8:30
John Sheppard wrote on Rodney McKay's Wall. February 6th
Do you want to grab dinner first?
Rodney McKay is wondering if this is going to be a date?. February 6th.
Rodney McKay is oh crap did I really write that on my Facebook status?. February 6th.
Rodney McKay is going to tutor semi-idiotic students in Physics. February 6th.
John Sheppard is flattered he's only semi-idiotic. February 6th.
John Sheppard tagged Rodney McKay in the note: 25 Random Things. February 6th.
John Sheppard has bought a drink for Rodney McKay using SuperPoke! February 6th.
Rodney McKay tagged John Sheppard in the note: 25 Random Things. February 7th.
Rodney McKay has hid from John Sheppard using SuperPoke! February 7th.
John Sheppard has fed Rodney McKay using SuperPoke! February 7th.
Rodney McKay has made ramen for John Sheppard using SuperPoke! February 7th.
John Sheppard has hit on Rodney McKay using SuperPoke! February 7th.
Rodney McKay has rode the TARDIS with John Sheppard using SuperPoke! February 8th.
Rodney McKay is confused. February 9th.
Rodney McKay wrote on John Sheppard's Wall. February 10th.
Sheppard?
Rodney McKay wrote on John Sheppard's Wall. February 11th.
...Sheppard?
Rodney McKay wrote on John Sheppard's Wall. February 12th.
...John?
John Sheppard has fell in love with Rodney McKay using SuperPoke! February 13th.
Rodney McKay understands. February 13th.
Rodney McKay has fell in love with John Sheppard using SuperPoke! February 13th.
Rodney McKay and John Sheppard are no longer listed as single. February 13th.
A/N: The link that John links to is clickable. Otherwise, nothing else is a link.
I realize two weeks is kind of fast but I kind of wrote this with the idea of Rodney being a graduate student and being the TA of John's undergraduate Physics class (hence the tutoring). John has always had this huge crush on Rodney, Rodney has always had this huge crush on John. You know. Somehow, someone pushes John and Rodney to add each other, on Facebook, and things escalate quickly.