giant penis
omfg today was ammmmmmmaaaaazing lol
ok so here's the thing, dave cannot say penis, vagina, or sex b/c they are "dirty words" lol
so we were trying to get him to say penis...(not peniscilin lol) and he finally did...but then he wuldnt stop lol
so kelly made up this equation that she wanted dave to say: "penis + vagina = sex" and dave goes "nooo... penis + penis = sex" lol omfg we were dyyying
so then kelly goes... "dave, wat do you need to have sex?"
his reply: "a water bottle....and... rob"
i almost pissed my pants lol...
and after that.. my day was just amazing lol
gym.. kelly and manda are CHEATERS!!! lol
its 10-6 me and mich
1 minute later
me: "guys wats the score now?"
kelly: "17-16 us!!" lolol u suk... me and mich so won that gameee =P
ok so here's the thing, dave cannot say penis, vagina, or sex b/c they are "dirty words" lol
so we were trying to get him to say penis...(not peniscilin lol) and he finally did...but then he wuldnt stop lol
so kelly made up this equation that she wanted dave to say: "penis + vagina = sex" and dave goes "nooo... penis + penis = sex" lol omfg we were dyyying
so then kelly goes... "dave, wat do you need to have sex?"
his reply: "a water bottle....and... rob"
i almost pissed my pants lol...
and after that.. my day was just amazing lol
gym.. kelly and manda are CHEATERS!!! lol
its 10-6 me and mich
1 minute later
me: "guys wats the score now?"
kelly: "17-16 us!!" lolol u suk... me and mich so won that gameee =P