i found this!
Graham Roumieu makes his wishes... :
You have opened the genie's bottle and have been granted 3 wishes, please wish them here:
1. An awesome new bell for my bike which will let people know if they don't move I am going to bike the shit out of them.
2. A new naming system for escalators. Instead of having to ask someone in a department store where the escalator that goes up (or down) is you should simply be able to ask for the upscalator or the downscalator. As I type this my spell check is telling me those words don't exist. It makes me furious.
3. A delicious sandwich.
You have opened the genie's bottle and have been granted 3 wishes, please wish them here:
1. An awesome new bell for my bike which will let people know if they don't move I am going to bike the shit out of them.
2. A new naming system for escalators. Instead of having to ask someone in a department store where the escalator that goes up (or down) is you should simply be able to ask for the upscalator or the downscalator. As I type this my spell check is telling me those words don't exist. It makes me furious.
3. A delicious sandwich.