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Since I've been royally sucking at college for the past two years, I'm planning on going to Cosmetology School. The parental unit doesn't think I should because I have more potential than that or something. It won't be until a few months at least cuz I'm working full time so I can afford a car. Why couldn't I have worked for Starbucks when Playboy had that Girls of Starbucks issue? Then I could have gotten paid for getting naked and gotten fired for a cool reason.
I heard a story today about the guy that works at the gym across from where I work. There were these people that were complaining at the front desk and he was cleaning something. He asked if he could help them and they said they didn't need help from the janitor. He goes, "I'm not the janitor. I'm the owner of this gym and four more in the area. I make more money than your entire family combined." He's my new hero.
But anyway, I'm sick of hearing about how Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston broke up. Or how Prince Harry dressed up like a Nazi at a costume party. That's a pretty funny costume, right? Or maybe I'm just a little fucked up. Thousands of people are dead from a tsunami and there's mudslides in California and all that and we worry about the lives of celebrities? What the fuck ever.
I think I have ADHD.
My birthday is in a month.