adventurepants: mark is my favorite plastic sur-gee-own, even more favorite than sean and christian.
__inadream: ummm
__inadream: i cant decide between mark and christian.
adventurepants: it's a tough decision. don't pressure yourself.
__inadream: i'm not even sure i could make it
__inadream: it's too much, just too much.
adventurepants: it's okay, you would probably never have to hold yourself to one decision unless they were both in a burning building and you could only save one of them.
__inadream: oh god.
__inadream: what then.
adventurepants: well mark lives in new york and christian lives in miami so i bet they won't ever be in the same burning building.
HEY GUESS WHAT. TWO DAYS. TWOOOO DAYS. BOUNCEY BOUNCEY FLAIL. BOUNCE. FLAAAAIL.