i had a dream that lauren graham and kate walsh
were my bosses and i pretty much died.
so it started out that my mom and i were going to have breakfast at a little coffeeshop. and while we were there, i saw burke. and i was like heeey and he's like hey, are you scrubbing in later on my surgery? and i said i didn't know but he said i was. and i was like okay. lol. so then my mom and i were eating our doughnuts and drinking our coffees and i text messaged val, kristen, twinnie, and addison to tell them that i saw burke and i was at the coffee shop and something else. and everyone but addison texted back, and then i was like fuck. i shouldn't have texted her. so i texted her again saying 'i probably shouldn't have sent you that. i'm sorry. -g'. and then i was like walking around and someone gave me a note from addie and it had a print of a blood-covered glove on it, and it said 'gabs, don't worry about it! we're friends now, that's what friends do. maybe we could have lunch later? i don't have any surgeries til 5. i'll talk to you later, love ya!" and i was like okayyy, coooool.
then i went into a gas station to buy soda, and val
already_knew was there cause she worked there and she was like OMG GABBI HI LOOK WHO I FOUND and there was laura zanrucha (a friend from hs). and she had graduated already and i was like ftw. she was like geeeez you started out wanting to be in advertising! and i was like i knowww but now i'm an intern lol. and i had my scrub cap with me and it was blue and tie-dyed and super cool looking. i told them i had to go, and i went to the hospital and scrubbed in for burke's surgery, and i got to hold the retractor! but the patient died. and i had to go tell the family, and it was really sad. and then i didn't know where else to go, so i got on the elevator and went up to what i thought was maternity, but was this huge office thing. and izzie was there, and LAUREN GRAHAM WAS THERE (and she was wearing these adorable glasses that kind of looked like mine do IRL and she was hot and adorable and hot) and she's like ohh you can help izzie re-organize and alphabetize all these cabinets. and there were like, twenty cabinets. so we started doing that, but then we got 911 pages. so we ran down and we had to trade our flipflops in for clogs, and put those little yellow trauma things on. and george and cristina were there, and there had been this big pile-up on the highway and i treated a motorcycle victim. but burke didn't realize i was the intern on the case, so he sent cristina to scrub in for it. which was okay, because then kate walsh came by and she's like "hey are you free? we can get some coffee." and i said suuuure and went and changed out of my yellow trauma thing and put my flipflops back in my purse and went with her. we had coffee and it was fun because we were bff but she also knew i was a gold bisecksual so she kept making jokes about it and i kept hitting on her and she kept laughing and it was fun.
after that i went back out of the hospital and i saw burke on the sidewalk smoking. and i was like wtfff you're a cardiologist. and he said he knew, but he did it when he got stressed and i was like mmkay. and then i saw dr. christian troy walking into the hospital all holding his thumb and i was like what's wrong? and he showed me his thumb, and it was almost sliced all the way off like right under the joint. he had accidentally done it during a surgery, and there was only a little bit of skin holding it on. so i got him to come with me and i cleaned it out and sutured it up (BUT I ALSO GOT TO PUT THAT GLUE ON IT THAT THEY PUT ON PEOPLES' FACES IN NIPPITY) and he went off. and then i went back up to the office place and when i got up there, kate was there and she's like OMG I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU and pulled me aside to tell me she was pregnant! and we squeed and hugged and stufff, but then i had to go back to filing with izzie.
and then my shift was over, and all the interns had to go outside with burke and play this game. and what it was was that there were four big walls, one for each team. and the first person had to run up and climb to a certain spot and hook a rope into it with a carabeaner, and then they swung to the side and came down on a different rope. and if after you attached the thing, you hit the board, you were disqualified and had to start all over again. anyway, four different people did four rope-attachments, but they could be different levels depending on how fast you could do it. and then the last part was to kick a soccerball that had velcro on one part, and you wanted to get it to stick at the very top, and then you won. well, our team consisted of: me, emily
falldownmore, sarahface
sailorscully, cristina, some guy, kate walsh, and another girl, and burke was our coach. we played a couple games and our team won 3/5 games, and the team next to ours won the other two and they were like really good too, and janeypants
pirateygoodness was on it, and so of course me and her had a little rivalry going on and we kept yelling things at each other (in jest, of course) LIKE WE DO ON THE INTERNETS. cause i wub her. anyyyyways. so it was really funnnn but then all the coaches left and we were just playing for fun, and we had gotten our ropes up and our ropes and janeypants' teams' ropes were the same height, so it just depended on the soccer ball. and they kicked theirs and it went over. and i made emily kick ours, and it went under, so we won because they went over. but they were like NUH UH and we were like YEAH HUH and emily and i made a sign that we won and she lifted me to sit on her shoulders and we were like walking through the hospital halls saying 'we won we won uh uh uh uh uh uhhhh' lol in this nice little song fashion. until kate walsh pulled me off and she was like you're silly, you're coming with me. and then we went to an on-call room and snuggled together even though we weren't dating and it was pretty much THE BEST DREAM EVER.