emo scenester/hipsters
msn messenger
belly button/tongue/eyebrow piercings
people that write/talk about boring unimportant things
simple plan
multilayer frilly skirts
white bread
one tree hill
cedric diggory/robert pattison
people that stare on the bus
ugly myspace pages with 600x450 images all over the place
versace
animated GIF'S
eminem
flare jeans
brighteyes
conservatives
holt renfrew attitudes
12 year old girls that dress like bitches
leg warmers
jimmy fallon
two toned hair on purpose
miniature dogs in purses
desperate housewives
kevin federline's beard/wife beater/khaki shorts/grease/everything
polygamous fucking hillbillies - it's 2006, assholes!
screaming children
female shit talkers
pointless tattoos; butterflies, dolphins, barbed wire, dragon flies, celtic designs, etc
steven harper
arrogant military soldiers
annoying phrases like, "wicked", "teh sex", "rocks my socks", "that's hot"
jessica simpson and the simpson clan
spiced rum
she wants revenge
dread locks
covergirl makeup
racists
over used, unoriginal paintings/pictures/drawings of robots
small town snobs
bathroom mirror pictures
404 not found
anything with the playboy logo
grainy low-res webcams
rape/rapist fucks
splenda low cal sweetner
button up "going out" shirts on muscle men
suburban kids
all metal music
bad internet lingo: >__< , *__~ , @___@ , LOLZ, ROTFL, etc.
the airbud franchise
hoop earrings
mustachios
public bathrooms
cults (scientology, kabbalah, jehovah witness)
sweater vests
bad hygiene
the gotti boy's hair
ATM machines at pubs that charge a $3.50 fee
stalkers
puking because you're sick/drunk
death cab for cutie/franz ferdinan concerts at the shaw and anywhere
know-it-alls that correct EVERYTHING
t shirts that say things like, "i <3 geeks", "99% angel", "girlz rule boyz drool", "my dog is cuter than yours"
(more coming soon)