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Arrested Development - Lindsay Bluth Funke - I'm Bored Of Cheap & Cheerful
Medium: TV
Fandom: Arrested Development
Subject: Lindsay Bluth Funke
Title: I'm Bored Of Cheap & Cheerful
Warnings: Language?
Notes: A 6-song EP about Lindsay, basically.
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Lindsay: What now, Michael? No car? No jet? Why not just take out an ad in I'm Poor Magazine?
Beautiful Dirty Rich - Lady Gaga
Our hair is perfect
While we're all getting shit wrecked
It's automatic, honey
But we got no money
Daddy I'm so sorry, I'm so s-s-sorry yeah
We just like to party, like to p-p-party yeah
Michael: Come on, face it. You just do all this charity crap just to stroke your ego. You don’t even know what the auction’s for tonight.
Lindsay: The wetlands.
Michael: To do what with them?
Lindsay: Dry them.
Michael: Save them.
You Me & the Bourgeoise - The Submarines
Plastic bottles, imported water
Cars we drive wherever we want to
Clothes we buy, it's sweatshop labor
Drugs from corporate enablers
We're not living the good life
Unless we're fighting the good fight
Lindsay: No, you’re not going to that. You see, if I show up with you, it’ll just make me seem like I’m a mother.
Maeby: I’ve never thought of you that way.
Lindsay: That’s sweet.
The Fear - Lilly Allen
Life's about film stars and less about mothers
It's all about fast cars and cussing each other
But that doesn't matter 'cause I'm packing plastic
And that's what makes my life so fucking fantastic
And I am a weapon of massive consumption
And it's not my fault, it's how I'm programmed to function
Lindsay: It’s like we’re face-to-face now. Like we’re really seeing this marriage and I’m afraid it’s a lie.
Tobias: [Slow clapping] Bravo. See, if I gave a performance that good, I’d have my own Alias-type show.
Don't Go Looking - Tegan & Sara
Don't go looking for me there
I left so long ago
You had your chance to love me
Now I don't know
Michael: Lindsay, new outfit?
Lindsay: This? No, I’ve had this for years. I think it’s a hand-me-down from Mom.
Michael: You got a price tag. Right there.
Lindsay: Is there? I guess she wanted me to have something new. Sweet old thing.
Michael: Only two of those words describe Mom, so I know you’re lying to me.
Lindsay: Okay fine. I bought it before we went broke. I just haven't worn it until now.
Michael: Uh huh. And the outfit yesterday?
Lindsay: Old Thing gave it to me.
Cheap and Cheerful - The Kills
I'm bored of cheap and cheerful
I want expensive sadness
Hospital bills, parole
Open doors to madness
Lindsay: Yeah. So did I. And now I hear you’re telling our mother that I’m completely irresponsible and a stay-in-bed mom?
Michael: That doesn’t even sound like me. That sounds like Mom. Or Bruce Vilanch. Could be Bruce Vilanch.
Stuck in the Middle - Mika
I look at you, you look at me, we bite each other
And with your bitter words, you kick me in the gutter
But my troops are bigger than yours
'Cause you'll never stand my fight
Ours is a family that is based upon tradition
But with my careless words I tread upon your vision
Let me know if you're taking this! Enjoy. =)
Medium: TV
Fandom: Arrested Development
Subject: Lindsay Bluth Funke
Title: I'm Bored Of Cheap & Cheerful
Warnings: Language?
Notes: A 6-song EP about Lindsay, basically.
DOWNLOAD ZIP
(change XX to TT)
Lindsay: What now, Michael? No car? No jet? Why not just take out an ad in I'm Poor Magazine?
Beautiful Dirty Rich - Lady Gaga
Our hair is perfect
While we're all getting shit wrecked
It's automatic, honey
But we got no money
Daddy I'm so sorry, I'm so s-s-sorry yeah
We just like to party, like to p-p-party yeah
Michael: Come on, face it. You just do all this charity crap just to stroke your ego. You don’t even know what the auction’s for tonight.
Lindsay: The wetlands.
Michael: To do what with them?
Lindsay: Dry them.
Michael: Save them.
You Me & the Bourgeoise - The Submarines
Plastic bottles, imported water
Cars we drive wherever we want to
Clothes we buy, it's sweatshop labor
Drugs from corporate enablers
We're not living the good life
Unless we're fighting the good fight
Lindsay: No, you’re not going to that. You see, if I show up with you, it’ll just make me seem like I’m a mother.
Maeby: I’ve never thought of you that way.
Lindsay: That’s sweet.
The Fear - Lilly Allen
Life's about film stars and less about mothers
It's all about fast cars and cussing each other
But that doesn't matter 'cause I'm packing plastic
And that's what makes my life so fucking fantastic
And I am a weapon of massive consumption
And it's not my fault, it's how I'm programmed to function
Lindsay: It’s like we’re face-to-face now. Like we’re really seeing this marriage and I’m afraid it’s a lie.
Tobias: [Slow clapping] Bravo. See, if I gave a performance that good, I’d have my own Alias-type show.
Don't Go Looking - Tegan & Sara
Don't go looking for me there
I left so long ago
You had your chance to love me
Now I don't know
Michael: Lindsay, new outfit?
Lindsay: This? No, I’ve had this for years. I think it’s a hand-me-down from Mom.
Michael: You got a price tag. Right there.
Lindsay: Is there? I guess she wanted me to have something new. Sweet old thing.
Michael: Only two of those words describe Mom, so I know you’re lying to me.
Lindsay: Okay fine. I bought it before we went broke. I just haven't worn it until now.
Michael: Uh huh. And the outfit yesterday?
Lindsay: Old Thing gave it to me.
Cheap and Cheerful - The Kills
I'm bored of cheap and cheerful
I want expensive sadness
Hospital bills, parole
Open doors to madness
Lindsay: Yeah. So did I. And now I hear you’re telling our mother that I’m completely irresponsible and a stay-in-bed mom?
Michael: That doesn’t even sound like me. That sounds like Mom. Or Bruce Vilanch. Could be Bruce Vilanch.
Stuck in the Middle - Mika
I look at you, you look at me, we bite each other
And with your bitter words, you kick me in the gutter
But my troops are bigger than yours
'Cause you'll never stand my fight
Ours is a family that is based upon tradition
But with my careless words I tread upon your vision
Let me know if you're taking this! Enjoy. =)