okay.
i have a lot of stuff to say so get ready. :)
so friday night, at first i had nothing to do. ever. no plans.
no friends. no life.
then i IMed caitlin, and asked her what she was doing.
blah blah blah, we ended up making plans for her to come & sleep over.
then ano tells me that i should go to the mall, because he was going.
and seeing as how HE'S ALWAYS GROUNDED, i figured i better go.
so me and caitlin decided that we would go to the mall for friday night.
so we went early, and walked around a little. then i found ano. AND THEN.
I FOUND ANDREAS. for caitlin. :) aw.
okay so blah blah blah friday nights at the mall.. the usual. caitlin & i split. because i barely ever stay with one person the entire night.
except ano. and we hung out in lovesac for the majority of the night? i think.
whatever. anyways yeah. saw mad people. sam cooke is my best friend. you know.
soooo then me and caitlin came back to my house, and we ordered pizza&buffalo wings from empire pizza. totally annihilated that. actually, between friday and saturday me and caitlin definetly ate like half our body weight in food. [not literally, but you know.] it was great. so friday we went to bed semi-early. then saturday morning caitlin managed to wake me up at 8:40 without meaning to wake me up. i was having a really, really, REALLY, nice dream. :)
anyways, so yeah. we went downstairs, ate breakfast. fuckin' thee best pancakes that i have ever eaten. mmm. and i usually don't like pancakes. so that's saying something.
okay, then we watched.. that family guy movie. something like, "Stewie Griffin: The untold story." idk whatever. it was funny i guess.
then we ... sat on my couch for a little, ch-ch-chatted. and thennn, we went downstairs to play OLDSCHOOL nintendo♥. definetly got so much more into that then necessary. but it was fuckin' hilarious. because we just.. died. died. died. & died more. great stuff. anyways. then we came back to 2005, and played my gamecube. at this point, it's like 3:27pm. yeah we played mario party 7 for about... 2 hours. straight. omg, so great. all we did all day was play video games. and even after mario party 7, we didn't stop. we just.. played donkey konga2. aka: varyssa's favorite game since everything ever. but yeah. good.
and also in between all of this video game playing.. we took out my birds several times, and also went on like myspace and shyttt. k so then, caitlin wanted to shower. so i talked online and she did that. so afterwards, we ate dinner which consisted of: steak, mashed potatoes, some vegatables that we definetly did not eat, buffalo wings?, and.. other cool stuff.
and then. after dinner. caitlin went on my screen name, and her&ano had the most hilarious conversation ever:
Adriano Rivera: WTF
Adriano Rivera: GET SOME CRACK.
iH3ARTdestroyx: CRACKYOURFACE
Adriano Rivera: CRACK IS BAD
iH3ARTdestroyx: CRACK IS YOUR FACE.
Adriano Rivera: CRACK IS YOUR MOM
iH3ARTdestroyx: CRACK IS YOUR FACE.
iH3ARTdestroyx: CRACK IS YOUR GIRLFRIEND.
Adriano Rivera: CRACK IS..CRACK.
iH3ARTdestroyx: iH3ARTdestroyx: CRACK IS YOUR GIRLFRIEND.
iH3ARTdestroyx: muahaha
Adriano Rivera: yea it is
Adriano Rivera: im addictedddd
Adriano Rivera: crack is my girlfreind
Adriano Rivera: AND YOU'RE ADDICTED TOO
iH3ARTdestroyx: WHAT CAN I SAY.
iH3ARTdestroyx: I LIKE CRACK.
Adriano Rivera: AS DO I
Adriano Rivera: (crack meaning my girlfreind. not the crack you smoke)
iH3ARTdestroyx: no
iH3ARTdestroyx: you mean both
iH3ARTdestroyx: you crack head
Adriano Rivera: you're on crack.
Adriano Rivera: end.
iH3ARTdestroyx: my profession is bitching.
Adriano Rivera: i thought scratching peoples eyes out was
iH3ARTdestroyx: no
iH3ARTdestroyx: its' not
iH3ARTdestroyx: when have i ever done that
iH3ARTdestroyx: ever
iH3ARTdestroyx: huh?
Adriano Rivera: alright
Adriano Rivera: part time?
Adriano Rivera: so you're
Adriano Rivera: part time crackhead
Adriano Rivera: part time murderer
Adriano Rivera: and full time bitcher?
iH3ARTdestroyx: i am not a murdered
iH3ARTdestroyx: *murdere
iH3ARTdestroyx: ahhh
iH3ARTdestroyx: you know what i mean
Adriano Rivera: no i dont
Adriano Rivera: apparently, im on crack
Adriano Rivera: and do not.
iH3ARTdestroyx: shut up you crack head
iH3ARTdestroyx: er
iH3ARTdestroyx: i uh
iH3ARTdestroyx: do not
iH3ARTdestroyx: murder
iH3ARTdestroyx: anyone
Adriano Rivera: ...
Adriano Rivera: you abuse them
Adriano Rivera: with
iH3ARTdestroyx: NO
Adriano Rivera: your nails.
Adriano Rivera: and
iH3ARTdestroyx: i dont
Adriano Rivera: &
Adriano Rivera: HIPS.
Adriano Rivera: ahhhhhhhhhhh
Adriano Rivera: BEWAREEEEEEE
Adriano Rivera: OF THE POINTYNESS
Adriano Rivera: :-)
iH3ARTdestroyx: no
iH3ARTdestroyx: not
iH3ARTdestroyx: that
iH3ARTdestroyx: bad
Adriano Rivera: ok.
iH3ARTdestroyx: whoa
iH3ARTdestroyx: your icon
iH3ARTdestroyx: it gives crack epilepsy
Adriano Rivera: try dealing
Adriano Rivera: with it
Adriano Rivera: with 6 more IMs open
Adriano Rivera: SO MANY COLORS
Adriano Rivera: FLASHING
Adriano Rivera: AHHHHHH
iH3ARTdestroyx: ahhh
iH3ARTdestroyx: headacheeee
Adriano Rivera: ::falls to floor::
Adriano Rivera: :::twitch:::
iH3ARTdestroyx: LOL
iH3ARTdestroyx: who are you
iH3ARTdestroyx: caitlin?
iH3ARTdestroyx: i twitch
iH3ARTdestroyx: like a freakin' crack fiend
Adriano Rivera: ..
Adriano Rivera: yes
Adriano Rivera: ...hello?
iH3ARTdestroyx: HELLO!!!!
iH3ARTdestroyx: OMGGZZZLOOLLLZZXROFLLLLLMAOOO
iH3ARTdestroyx: I like totally like
iH3ARTdestroyx: love like
iH3ARTdestroyx: omgzz
Adriano Rivera: ..
iH3ARTdestroyx: uh
iH3ARTdestroyx: penuts
iH3ARTdestroyx: *peanuts
Adriano Rivera: what'd you eat for dinner?
Adriano Rivera: crack/
Adriano Rivera: ? *
iH3ARTdestroyx: yeah
Adriano Rivera: ?
Adriano Rivera: :-(
Adriano Rivera: :-)
Adriano Rivera: WHO IS THIS
iH3ARTdestroyx: SATAN
iH3ARTdestroyx: i mean
iH3ARTdestroyx: caitlin
Adriano Rivera: yea
Adriano Rivera: satan
iH3ARTdestroyx: no no
iH3ARTdestroyx: i'm satan's gee-eff
Adriano Rivera: satan is a female?
iH3ARTdestroyx: 666. The Mark of the Best.
iH3ARTdestroyx: NO
iH3ARTdestroyx: HE IS ANDREAS PAPPAS.
iH3ARTdestroyx: AKA
iH3ARTdestroyx: MY BOYFRIEND.
iH3ARTdestroyx: seriously
iH3ARTdestroyx: too much crack
iH3ARTdestroyx: its screwing with your brain
Adriano Rivera: Andreas is a girl?
iH3ARTdestroyx: No dummy
iH3ARTdestroyx: I am Satan's GF aka GIRLFRIEND.
iH3ARTdestroyx: satan being
iH3ARTdestroyx: andreas
Adriano Rivera: but Caitlin
Adriano Rivera: is a lesbian
Adriano Rivera: therefore, satan has to be a girl
Adriano Rivera: therfore
Adriano Rivera: Andreas has to be a girl
iH3ARTdestroyx: no no no
iH3ARTdestroyx: see
iH3ARTdestroyx: i'm bi-sexual
iH3ARTdestroyx: i have to have a penis in there
iH3ARTdestroyx: to even it out
iH3ARTdestroyx: you know
iH3ARTdestroyx: And plus, I mean, Andreas is so cute.
iH3ARTdestroyx: How could I not be straight for him?
Adriano Rivera: ...yes?
iH3ARTdestroyx: :-)
iH3ARTdestroyx: AND I KNOW ANO TOTALLY HAS A CRUSH ON HIM.
Adriano Rivera: easily.
Adriano Rivera: HE HAS A VAGINA
Adriano Rivera: O:-)
iH3ARTdestroyx: hah, nope. when i'm not with YOUR GIRLFRIEND. I'm with my boyfriend.
iH3ARTdestroyx: vagina vagina vagina penis vagina penis vagina vagina vagina
iH3ARTdestroyx: penis
iH3ARTdestroyx: see
iH3ARTdestroyx: it's the circle of life
Adriano Rivera: ok
Adriano Rivera: and when im not with my girlfriend
Adriano Rivera: im with your boyfriend
iH3ARTdestroyx: yes yes
iH3ARTdestroyx: but you know
iH3ARTdestroyx: you're sharing him with like
iH3ARTdestroyx: 70 other guys
Adriano Rivera: he likes me the most
iH3ARTdestroyx: Hah, well personally I think he likes me the most.
iH3ARTdestroyx: Butttt
iH3ARTdestroyx: when it comes to guys
iH3ARTdestroyx: i think
iH3ARTdestroyx: you may be up there
iH3ARTdestroyx: pretty high up there
Adriano Rivera: hot chocolate.
iH3ARTdestroyx: if you know what i mean
iH3ARTdestroyx: wink wink
Adriano Rivera: ITS ME
Adriano Rivera: DONT LIE
iH3ARTdestroyx: ::
Adriano Rivera: IM RIGHT UNDER YOU
iH3ARTdestroyx: ::looks under self::
iH3ARTdestroyx: no
iH3ARTdestroyx: you're not
iH3ARTdestroyx: or crack
iH3ARTdestroyx: YOU LIE
Adriano Rivera: ......?
Adriano Rivera: ::winks back confused::
Adriano Rivera: IM UNDER YOU ON THE LIST
Adriano Rivera: this is how the list goes
Adriano Rivera: 1) Caitlin
2) Ano
3) Crack.
Adriano Rivera: his list of what he likes the most in his life
iH3ARTdestroyx: no not crack he doesnt smoke crack
iH3ARTdestroyx: dur
iH3ARTdestroyx: sdklfjhsdkf smokes crack
iH3ARTdestroyx: and uh
iH3ARTdestroyx: salmon
Adriano Rivera: no
Adriano Rivera: sdklfjhsdkf smokes Marijuana.
Adriano Rivera: and uh, seamon?
iH3ARTdestroyx: SEAMEN.
iH3ARTdestroyx: SEMEN
iH3ARTdestroyx: HE LIKES THE WHITE STUFF
iH3ARTdestroyx: yummy yummy in my tummy
Adriano Rivera: .....
Adriano Rivera: ......
Adriano Rivera: you like the white stuff
iH3ARTdestroyx: yummy yummy in YOUR tummy
Adriano Rivera: ew
Adriano Rivera: no
Adriano Rivera: white stuff in my tummy?
Adriano Rivera: ::throws up::
Adriano Rivera: YOU like the white stuff
Adriano Rivera: not me
iH3ARTdestroyx: ps- caitlin bids you goodbye. she leaves at 7:58. aka- now. so.. i`m going my brother to drop her off. stay online or something. or.. just, be here when i return? cool. -love, varyssa.
So after all of that. we had to take caitlin homeee. and my mother made my brother "volunteer." it`s okay, he didn`t mind. but him and jenn were play fighting in the car. and he totally swerved once, and then stopped so suddenly that me and caitlin were like ... BAM. idk. it was kinda funny. we listened to failure by design on my brother's ipod because jenn made him. :)
anyways, i think i'm done for the night. me&caitlin are freakin' cute. i love us.♥
in other news; my boyfriend is sooo amazing that it breaks my jaw. ♥
sickest compliment ever.
PS- this entry definetly took me way longer than necessary and if you don't comment on it, i will eat your first born child. Thanks!