sunday boredom

Jul 06, 2008 12:22

Go to Urbandictionary.com

1. Your name?
brianna
 
a slang term for marajuana tablets.
2) How old are you?
17
 
The right age to start having sex, according to Chef on South Park

3) One of your friends?
Kim

to smack in the face with testicles, in a decidedly feminine manner
4) What Should You Be Doing?
Taking a shower

To shower. Code for male masturbation and blowin giz all over the place.

5) Favorite Food?
Toast

Only the best food ever. As in EVER! Seriously, bread goes in the toaster, toast comes out! YES.

6)Hometown?
Albuquerque

A really crappy city whose only redeeming qualities are the nearby mountains and the airport to get you the hell out.

7) Word to describe yourself?
awesome

Something Americans use to describe everything.

8) Car you drive?
Pontiac

p- poor
o- old
n- nigger
t- thinks
i- it's
a - a
c- caddilac
hahahahahahahah!

9) Last person you talked to on the phone?
Mom

The constant flow of cash and ass whoopings until the age of 18.

10) Your last name:
 Martinez

short for Martini and easy, easy going but tough, passed on from generations to generations, funny but sarcastic.
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