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[__hazardous]

I woke up at 6AM. I watched my grandpa's 15-year-old pomeranian (remember?) all day. We have to watch him for a week... or until Monday or Tuesday. This little shit wouldn't stop whining and barking all damn day. It was hell. I forgot that he gets me sick too. I can't hold him anymore. My eyes start to itch and burn. My nose is all runny right now. I'm wheezing a little bit and I haven't wheezed for about 5 years. I'm going to dieee! Haha... ugh. :[ Right now he's in my parents room, in this little round metal guarding thing. He barks when no one is in the room, so my dad got his cardboard, life-size Elvis and stuck it over by him. Hahahhaahaha, it's funny because he thinks it's real and he's been quiet for 30 minutes so far.

The air-conditioner / heater repair man called today and said that they won't get the part until Friday. We've been freezing our asses off for almost two weeks... which isn't helping my runny nose. Hah.


Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In September I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In May I donated bone marrow to _____7ate9 in a life-saving procedure (300 points). Last month I committed genocide... Sorry about that, noisenest (-5000 points). Last Wednesday I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In October I gave cmonkeysrshrimp a wet willie, then I took it back (-10 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-4016 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!

Sincerely,
__hazardous

Ooo, a spanking! Hahahaha.
Peace.