Why I am an Idiot: 101.
What sort of person am I?
The kind who turns around REALLY FAST, after telling her puppy off for peeing in front of the cat, and walks straight into the fridge with her mouth.
I now have a sore tooth and a fat lip. I look like a battered wife.
And I ask you.. who walks into their own fridge? No, not even walks into... TURNS AROUND into!
Who? ME! That's who.
In other news, after a year of nightclubs, function centres and crappy Asian import stores, I finally got my dream job at one of my favourite stores ever: Kinki Gerlinki. That's right. Say hello to the newest member of the Kinki Gerlinki sales team. Uh huh.. I am officially cool again (even with a fat lip).
The kind who turns around REALLY FAST, after telling her puppy off for peeing in front of the cat, and walks straight into the fridge with her mouth.
I now have a sore tooth and a fat lip. I look like a battered wife.
And I ask you.. who walks into their own fridge? No, not even walks into... TURNS AROUND into!
Who? ME! That's who.
In other news, after a year of nightclubs, function centres and crappy Asian import stores, I finally got my dream job at one of my favourite stores ever: Kinki Gerlinki. That's right. Say hello to the newest member of the Kinki Gerlinki sales team. Uh huh.. I am officially cool again (even with a fat lip).