'Allo. Salu-t...

[__gavin]

I want a pelican.

Then it could gulp down that stupid Ramona Van Dink Binckle.

Everyone thinks I'm weird. I don't think I'm weird. Sadistic: ja. Weird: nein.

Comments

[kp_dennaha]

And why would a pelican gulp down this Ramona, whoever she is?

[__gavin]

I think she likes me. X_x My cooties are mine!! Mine!

[kp_dennaha]

Is it really all that bad?

And I doubt it's your cooties she wants.

[__gavin]

This is traumatizing! That twit is attempting to undermine my steady record of platonic relations! And her blondness is downright demeaning!

Who doesn't want my cooties?

[kp_dennaha]

Would you like me to scare her away by telling her that I saw you being mean to a kitten the other day. Then she'll think you're evil and not want to be around you.

Well, I for one don't want your cooties or anything else for that matter.

[__gavin]

That might work...Say something to the effect of my cutting its head off. Even though I was only trimming some really long hairs on its head Yeah, that'll work.

Fine. Be a cheesehead. I'll keep my cooties.

[kp_dennaha]

You don't want the poor girl traumatized, do you?

Yes, please keep your cooties. I have enough of my own.

[__gavin]

O_O Are there other methodical strategies to get rid of girls??

Egh. I bet your cooties are gross.

[kp_dennaha]

Let's just say you don't have to scare them to death.

Actually, the older you get, the more sociable your cooties become.

[__gavin]

You must truly be wise, Sir Kevin. Let me be your padawan!

Fa! I never heard such things before. You mean, cooties talk to each other? And hang out? My cooties are rather antisocial.

[kp_dennaha]

Well, to make it to 5th year you have to know a thing or two.

And sure, you can be my padawan whatever that is.

Oh yes, when I was your age mine were very antisocial as well.

ooc: *squees at Jedi reference*

[__gavin]

ooc. *runs about with lightsabre making "whoosh"ing noises*

I salute you, Master!

We'll see if I make it to the end of this week, let alone fifth year! That Ramona Van Binkle might be lurking about: ready to pounce!

Maybe our cooties are kin.

[kp_dennaha]

You shall have to point her out to me. Perhaps I could interest her in other prey.

Perhaps. They may be of the same ancient line.